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by Carson
Mon Feb 03, 2025 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Birthright Citizenship
Replies: 171
Views: 9179

Re: Birthright Citizenship

FiatLux wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2025 6:32 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2025 5:46 pm We’re just not accustomed to a president getting things done. This past couple of weeks has been amazing.

This new prez has accomplished more in 2 weeks than thought possible.


Like what?
Like making you buy American anal lubricant instead of that cheap Mexican shit.
by Carson
Mon Feb 03, 2025 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: San Francisco
Replies: 63
Views: 3843

Re: San Francisco

FiatSux will respond when he's done shitting on the sidewalk.
by Carson
Sun Feb 02, 2025 2:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marmota monax Day
Replies: 4
Views: 222

Re: Marmota monax Day

How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
by Carson
Sun Feb 02, 2025 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 101
Views: 8726

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

The Denver baggage system was poorly designed to begin with.

Can't speak for the other problems.
by Carson
Sun Feb 02, 2025 5:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3679
Views: 984073

Re: Doom

https://www.ekathimerini.com/news/1260461/schools-closed-on-santorini-island-due-to-seismic-activity/ Schools on the island of Santorini will remain closed on Monday, due to ongoing seismic activity in the region. The decision follows a meeting with government officials, including Civil Protection ...
by Carson
Sat Feb 01, 2025 4:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alpha Males In Action... The Longer You Look
Replies: 14
Views: 522

Re: Alpha Males In Action... The Longer You Look

Rube Goldberg?
by Carson
Sat Feb 01, 2025 4:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Buffalo Bill, won't you come out tonight
Replies: 5
Views: 291

Re: Buffalo Bill, won't you come out tonight

Andy Ngo
Didn't she used to post here?
by Carson
Thu Jan 30, 2025 4:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 101
Views: 8726

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

C'mon Donald, this is not the time to rail against the previous regimes.
by Carson
Thu Jan 30, 2025 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 101
Views: 8726

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

Left Seater wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 1:43 pm The talking heads are also already showing they know nothing about aviation. I heard one blame the Trump Admin for not having an FAA chief installed.
Looks like Diego only has the second-worst case of TDS.
by Carson
Thu Jan 30, 2025 12:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3679
Views: 984073

Re: Doom

Pay dirt!
by Carson
Thu Jan 30, 2025 6:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3679
Views: 984073

Re: Doom

Good.

Hopefully, they'll hire people who are actually qualified.
by Carson
Tue Jan 28, 2025 5:23 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Cal down under. against..pro teams.
Replies: 6
Views: 5871

Re: Cal down under. against..pro teams.

Funny, we didn't declare the jizzmopper dead. :-|
by Carson
Tue Jan 28, 2025 2:04 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Auburn BB...
Replies: 19
Views: 15395

Re: Auburn BB...

Unanimous #1 two weeks in a row.

Dayum :shock:
by Carson
Tue Jan 28, 2025 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fantastic news
Replies: 7
Views: 415

Re: Fantastic news

Get back to your mop.
by Carson
Sun Jan 26, 2025 5:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5104
Views: 1241846

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Roux wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2025 4:19 pm Benefits like paying into Social Security, but not ever being able to collect benefits?
They don't pay into Social Security, idiot.

Underground economy
by Carson
Sun Jan 26, 2025 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5104
Views: 1241846

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Roux wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2025 4:02 pm Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Get Kamala's cheap prison labor to harvest it.
by Carson
Sun Jan 26, 2025 7:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5104
Views: 1241846

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Je ne parle pas frog.
by Carson
Sun Jan 26, 2025 7:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My conversation with ChatGPT...
Replies: 28
Views: 1260

Re: My conversation with ChatGPT...

It takes about a year to rewrite history, so please be patient.
by Carson
Sun Jan 26, 2025 6:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5104
Views: 1241846

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

mvscal wrote: Sun Jan 26, 2025 12:33 am Oh no! Our illegal alien slave labor isn't showing up!
After we built an economic system with them, too!

How are we going to sustain ourselves without a tax-evading workforce ?

Image
by Carson
Fri Jan 24, 2025 7:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And It Only Took 3 Days...
Replies: 8
Views: 426

Re: And It Only Took 3 Days...

Republicans kissing Trump's ass is better than dimmocrats wiping Biden's.
by Carson
Tue Jan 21, 2025 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Surprisingly, not an Obscure Jsc810/Roux Death Pick
Replies: 2
Views: 178

Surprisingly, not an Obscure Jsc810/Roux Death Pick

Garth Hudson, last surviving member of The Band, dies at 87.

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/gart ... =117941841
by Carson
Tue Jan 21, 2025 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Day 1 hits and misses
Replies: 52
Views: 1816

Re: Day 1 hits and misses

You keep talking about eggs, but you're more of a sperm lover.
by Carson
Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 952
Views: 408200

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

:shock: :lol: https://www.al.com/news/mobile/2025/01/alabama-barista-attacked-bitten-by-monkey.html A barista in Mobile needed stitches and vaccinations earlier this month after a monkey jumped through a drive-thru window, climbed up her arm and bit her, according to an article from Lagniappe Mobile...
by Carson
Mon Jan 20, 2025 7:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3679
Views: 984073

Re: Doom

Don't forget Legos.
by Carson
Sun Jan 19, 2025 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fire in Pacific Palisades
Replies: 386
Views: 19174

Re: Fire in Pacific Palisades

Californians are paying ridiculous property taxes, just to watch their property burn because someone spent the taxes on diversity cultural events instead of equipment repairs. Showing your ignorance once again. Why is that not surprising? California is 19th lowest in property tax rates, making it t...
by Carson
Sun Jan 19, 2025 6:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On Monday, Trump will become the oldest president ever inaugurated
Replies: 67
Views: 2928

Re: On Monday, Trump will become the oldest president ever inaugurated

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9831lrn6nzo
Thousands protest in Washington against Trump as he prepares for inauguration
The videos say it all. I laffed.

A meteor would have helped.
by Carson
Sun Jan 19, 2025 5:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fire in Pacific Palisades
Replies: 386
Views: 19174

Re: Fire in Pacific Palisades

Californians are paying ridiculous property taxes, just to watch their property burn because someone spent the taxes on diversity cultural events instead of equipment repairs.
by Carson
Sat Jan 18, 2025 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-18-25
Replies: 9
Views: 463

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-18-25

I was in the College BB forum about an hour ago.
by Carson
Sat Jan 18, 2025 8:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden’s final days…
Replies: 20
Views: 852

Re: Biden’s final days…

Who's he gonna plagiarize this time?
by Carson
Sat Jan 18, 2025 8:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On Monday, Trump will become the oldest president ever inaugurated
Replies: 67
Views: 2928

Re: On Monday, Trump will become the oldest president ever inaugurated

Says a lot for Generation X.

Very few of them have any political ambition other than taking money from lobbyists.
by Carson
Sat Jan 18, 2025 6:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 952
Views: 408200

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

And the guy from Texas is looking at him thinking, "I'm gonna kill that motherfucker for this."
Well, he was considerate enough to whack him in November instead of hot-ass July.
by Carson
Fri Jan 17, 2025 8:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Euphemism of the Day
Replies: 6
Views: 216

Re: Euphemism of the Day

Softball Bat wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2025 6:10 pm Image
Musta hit the firmament.
by Carson
Fri Jan 17, 2025 8:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Juust a bit deadside.
Replies: 16
Views: 681

Re: Juust a bit deadside.

Lays Great, Grave Filling
by Carson
Fri Jan 17, 2025 8:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eraserdead
Replies: 3
Views: 177

Re: Eraserdead

Blue Casket

Done

The Elephant Corpse
by Carson
Wed Jan 15, 2025 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fire in Pacific Palisades
Replies: 386
Views: 19174

Re: Fire in Pacific Palisades

Roux wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2025 2:42 pm Those pills don't do jack shit vs an enlarged prostate.
They do help kidneystones find their way out.
by Carson
Wed Jan 15, 2025 1:16 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Auburn BB...
Replies: 19
Views: 15395

Re: Auburn BB...

Aubie #1 in polls = Kiss of Death.

Sin, 2022.
by Carson
Tue Jan 14, 2025 6:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2025
Replies: 45
Views: 10100

Re: Death Pool 2025

StrawMan wrote: Wed Jan 01, 2025 12:11 pm- Roberta Flack; Singer; ALS is Killing Me Softly; August
Just caught this, rakkit.
by Carson
Mon Jan 13, 2025 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fire in Pacific Palisades
Replies: 386
Views: 19174

Re: Fire in Pacific Palisades

Are y'all just gonna let him call you a troll in response to EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A VALID POINT???

Pussies, I say.
by Carson
Sun Jan 12, 2025 5:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fire in Pacific Palisades
Replies: 386
Views: 19174

Re: Fire in Pacific Palisades

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2025 5:41 am It was on a Thursday. In line behind him was a black woman. Out of curiosity, he asked the woman how long she'd been on the wait list. She applied the previous Tuesday.
...and she was waiting for cheese.