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by Carson
Wed May 07, 2025 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1546

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

New avatar for ykw.
by Carson
Wed May 07, 2025 4:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3812
Views: 1050009

Re: Doom

The signal of a major war there is when they both invade, just to shit on each other's sidewalks.
by Carson
Sun May 04, 2025 4:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 5241

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 9:56 pm
Mikey wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 7:17 pm You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to HPG's store
Excellent.
2st

I miss lyrics smack. Nobody cares, anymore...
by Carson
Sat May 03, 2025 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Buzzed and No Longer Confused
Replies: 9
Views: 645

Re: Buzzed and No Longer Confused

She used to smack men with her purse, so they should put her ashes in one.
by Carson
Sat May 03, 2025 1:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75286

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Diego in Seattle wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 12:19 pm
Carson wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 7:36 am Humorous messages are good for the country, too.
Yeah, suggesting that someone who cheated on all three wives & schtupped a porn star right after his current wife had Barron as pope is hilarious.:meds:
What a sad, miserable prune you are.
by Carson
Sat May 03, 2025 7:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75286

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Humorous messages are good for the country, too.
by Carson
Thu May 01, 2025 4:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425762

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

A politician who spins.

Shocking
by Carson
Tue Apr 29, 2025 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9237

Re: KENTUCKY DERBY MAY 3 2025

This will not end well, Stanley.
by Carson
Mon Apr 28, 2025 4:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 5241

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

Tell your Catholic NGO's to stop encouraging illegal immigration from 3rd world countries that happen to have majorities that are....Catholic just to squeeze their limited funds into your coffers. This. In the 70s, Catholic churches in Panama City, FL bought fishing boats for Vietnamese refugees so...
by Carson
Mon Apr 28, 2025 10:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
Replies: 30
Views: 3140

Re: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!

Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 6:13 am the significance of hypocrisy.
:meds: :meds: :meds:

Is that anything like the politics of dancing?
by Carson
Sat Apr 26, 2025 12:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25
Replies: 50
Views: 4934

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

doubledongdave, are you dead?

Where's the fucking weekend roll call for today?
by Carson
Sat Apr 26, 2025 5:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 NFL draft
Replies: 9
Views: 804

Re: the 2025 NFL draft

Carson wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 4:49 am
Roux wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:07 pm Will Shedeur Sanders be drafted?
When your daddy is a fucking asshole, and it's taken out on you.

Dallas will maybe draft him in the last round because legacy and stuff.
by Carson
Fri Apr 25, 2025 4:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight
Replies: 8
Views: 846

Re: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight

Big man got his aaaaaass beat and had to walk away. :lol: :lol:
by Carson
Fri Apr 25, 2025 4:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 NFL draft
Replies: 9
Views: 804

Re: the 2025 NFL draft

Roux wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:07 pm Will Shedeur Sanders be drafted?
ftfy
by Carson
Wed Apr 23, 2025 3:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 45907

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Dr_Phibes wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 1:27 pm how do you throw a full keg :?:
Underhand
by Carson
Tue Apr 22, 2025 3:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25
Replies: 50
Views: 4934

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

tomas ran himself with TDS.

CORRECTION: That was coastalmeltser.
by Carson
Thu Apr 17, 2025 5:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi friends!
Replies: 36
Views: 2759

Re: Hi friends!

Saving old pics of mvscal proves you are an obsessed faggot.
by Carson
Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coat Hanger Wars in China
Replies: 13
Views: 1074

Re: Coat Hanger Wars in China

Italians still pissed about COVID.
by Carson
Wed Apr 16, 2025 6:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earthquake!!
Replies: 33
Views: 3578

Re: Earthquake!!

Lots of board lore being recalled this month.

IREMEMBERYOURASSBUTWHOAMI
by Carson
Wed Apr 16, 2025 4:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ;) :(
Replies: 5
Views: 598

Re: ;) :(

Tic-Tac-Dead
by Carson
Sun Apr 13, 2025 4:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27008

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Roux's stats are getting less and less surprising.
by Carson
Sun Apr 13, 2025 4:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Threat to our democracy
Replies: 2
Views: 529

Re: Threat to our democracy

Is that the Leave Britney Alone faggot?
by Carson
Sun Apr 13, 2025 4:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8014

Re: Masters Contest 2025

If you listen closely, they're yelling Rack the Trolls.
by Carson
Sat Apr 12, 2025 8:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 3630

Re: I Know Of A Guy

I remember TrollTrain being the Cumduct's board.
by Carson
Thu Apr 10, 2025 5:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1699
Views: 641512

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

lieclone was a great troll.
by Carson
Thu Apr 10, 2025 5:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1196
Views: 459024

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 8:27 pm I saw Tull play at the LA Forum in 1975. Seriously one of the best shows ever.

They're stopping in Athens during their SEVEN DECADES Tour. :shock:
by Carson
Tue Apr 08, 2025 10:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 45907

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Pride flag, drapes, what's the difference?
by Carson
Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75286

Re: The President's First 30 days...

mvscal wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 12:32 am Anyone who can fog a mirror should understand that.
KCScott doesn't post here anymore.
by Carson
Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:41 am Golden has his boys playing with some hutzpah.
Fuck you, Jewish supremacist.
by Carson
Mon Apr 07, 2025 4:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HEY Mr Wilson...
Replies: 2
Views: 686

Re: HEY Mr Wilson...

Did Joey kill him because he spurned his homosexual advances?
by Carson
Sun Apr 06, 2025 5:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Auburn: We blew an 8 point lead at halftime.

Duke: Hold my beer...
by Carson
Thu Apr 03, 2025 11:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Y’all got any questions…
Replies: 24
Views: 2579

Re: Y’all got any questions…

What’s the optimum proportion of sand, coarse aggregate, water and Portland cement when pouring an 8” thick pre-stressed concrete slab? Please specify the specific gravity of all but the water (1.0). Also, is the coarse aggregate crushed stone or river gravel? Air entrainment? Pozzolans? Portland c...
by Carson
Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:23 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Auburn BB...
Replies: 30
Views: 35357

Re: Auburn BB...

indyfrisco wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 4:29 am Buzz 6-2 vs. Auburn
Too bad he's not your coach, anymore.
by Carson
Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iced Man
Replies: 19
Views: 2622

Re: Iced Man

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 4:19 am Nailed the cause of death
Nope.

Pneumonia, not cancer.
by Carson
Wed Apr 02, 2025 4:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iced Man
Replies: 19
Views: 2622

Iced Man

Val Kilmer, dead at 65.
by Carson
Sun Mar 30, 2025 2:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dr. Kildare to the Morgue...
Replies: 9
Views: 1417

Re: Dr. Kildare to the Morgue...

No-gun
by Carson
Sat Mar 29, 2025 7:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1196
Views: 459024

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

One of the best loaded questions ever asked of an interviewer. :drink:
by Carson
Sat Mar 29, 2025 5:57 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Auburn BB...
Replies: 30
Views: 35357

Re: Auburn BB...

We did beat scUM, tho
by Carson
Fri Mar 28, 2025 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas Flood
Replies: 6
Views: 1141

Re: Texas Flood

I blame Hot Wheels.