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Listen here you bunch of pampered antelopes, all your bitch asses can easily be replaced I'm already in communication with Jeff Bezos and his drone fleet is coming online pretty soon so shut the fuck up or I'll turn all of you into venison steaks And as long as we're talking about eating meat..........

New tickets to the Stadium Series game in San Jose because I don't want to hang out with my ex. Especially if I take a date. Invisalign. That's about it. Checked the list and according to the Reindeer you attention whored way to much to get anything deece Here's a shitty shark shirt and some white ...

Yo Yo Yo - Scnizzle Claus here

Tell St. Nick what you want for Christmas and I'll see if Chin.... errr.... the Elves can make it happen

Psst...... hey Reindeer, you bitches best get your asses in gear PDQ

maybe a nice Iniut woman

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA! Good luck on that one. You don't think I've been looking? I've been trying to find a decent-looking eskimo bitch for CENTURIES, man. Hopping over a few icebergs for a quickie with mrs. Ikniqpalagaq would be right peachy; so far, no go.

Santa, I want to old RtS back - the one that SAVED the CFB forum, the one who was so tight with Heels, the guy with the angelic voice who tore through the caroling under the Spanish Moss. Well, don't look at ME, shitstripe. YOU're the reason he can't post here. BTW, I don't care what you asked for ...

Here's a little secret, sammy. Janet Reno is a fucking SUPERSTAR on the swing circuit. You see, those folks get a tight, tight twist on...they're so fucking jaded after years of group strange, they'll pounce on ANYTHING that's just a little different. You should see her cooter - more sliced meat tha...

i fixed up mrs claus a little early this year. she cleaned up nice after a few gallons of botox



m2 is a fucking yid. no christmas for him. i can't arrange for his death directly, but I know a couple of mean fucking elves.

sammy, where we come from, you don't look askance at ANY source of heat. Would you prefer an icicle up your pooper? that can be arranged.

mvscal, no big shocker. I had you down for a lapdance from Star Jones...

Well? Should we go with the coal lumps again this year?

You probably don't deserve jack shit, but I'm a warm-hearted SOB, so you might as well go ahead and submit your requests.