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Had my identity ripped from me what looks like a few months ago and didn't find out until recently when I went to buy a car. Creditors haven't been blowing up my phone because I switched numbers, and they obviously didn't have my new cell. I didn't notice because I usually carry a $0 balance on my c...

Thanks for all your help Plato. You and your caribou brethren have done wonders for bringing content and finality to my time of yuletide need, and for that, I am eternally grateful. Here's hoping you and your ten hairy special needs caribou buddies get a nice steaming dose of Parvo late on the 23rd.

Hey Viper dude, sorry I took so long, me and the boy's were a little busy probing your bitch for answers. Here is what she is asking for: 1) Towels and make sure they're the good absorbent ones because we dropped a lot of baby reindeer batter in, on and around her orifices. 2) She wants you to get ...

Alright God Dammit! Since I will not be hooking the missus up with software of any kind, lets get back to the topic at hand. That's more than a little Freudian. Just what are your long term intentions for the lady? Errrrr...........that was an honest slip of the tongue. We're still in our honeymoon...

Alright God Dammit!

Since I will not be hooking the missus up with software of any kind, lets get back to the topic at hand.

If I could find a Venison Steak of The Month club, I'd be done shopping.

Ok, back to the subject at hand. No chia pets. Coach.com is out of my price range. I am not going the gift card route. I have found a set of birthstone earrings for $60 that is a possible purhase. She is artistic, so that is another route to go. She is really into red wines. She is a workout freak w...

Dinsdale wrote:The best gift you could possibly give her is her freedom.

I tried that. She came back.

We have only been exclusive for only a few months so I'm not going to set the bar too high. Budget $150-$200. She is a fitness buff. She likes wine. She is in sales so she drives a lot. I am not even going to attempt to buy her clothes because she is a fashion conscious size 2. She has an Ipod so I...

Fuck, I found out that the Nike + iPod gimmick only works with th iPod Nano. She has the 30gig. Now I am really fucked. C'mon dudes. Gimme some ideas. Jewelry always works in a situation like this. No rings of any kind, but something like a necklace or a pendant would be money for you. Excellent po...

Fuck, I found out that the Nike + iPod gimmick only works with th iPod Nano. She has the 30gig. Now I am really fucked.

C'mon dudes. Gimme some ideas.

I am a seasoned poster, this is just a troll - which is why I didn't rack myself.

We have only been exclusive for only a few months so I'm not going to set the bar too high. Budget $150-$200. She is a fitness buff. She likes wine. She is in sales so she drives a lot. I am not even going to attempt to buy her clothes because she is a fashion conscious size 2. She has an Ipod so I ...