T1B

Are we playing Texas Hold 'em?

My hole cards are
DMike K ♣
MCET 9 ♥

Flop cards are all sluts cuz everyone gets to use 'em:
trev Q♥
ppanther Q♣
Blondiebabe Q♦

I'll raise $1200

While you're all busy sucking Biggie's cock I'll be getting a beer and some corn nuts.

As opposed to clicking links of men seeking men..............um, yeah. So you clicked it. Interesting... Thanks for playing. Gimp420, the name of your link is "Man seeking Man". A person doesn't need to click on it to know it's a fucking link about men seeking men. Jesus Christ, dickweed....

Bobby420, have a take and do not suck.

Starting three threads in one day just to share links from other places does not qualify under either category.

Do I need new contact lenses... or is that an extremely fucked up picture of Rayda James? Maybe the Tint/Contrast on my monitor is fucked. Anyone? Somebody used their Commodore 64 to edit it. Mrsjo, I hope you have gobs of love and luck with your third string guitarist for Men at Work. I hope his j...

Dude buys a piece of property without first noticing that there's a friggin' Boeing hangar sized building "hidden" in the trees? There was a much higher probability of him finding an illegal waste storage facility on the property. Check your ground before you buy, homies. 1 in a thousand w...

Rack it!

Epic tale, Mike.

DallasFanatic wrote:Ummmmm, son whacked himself with methadone. Mommy followed suit

Wasn't it Shrubber who posted that his Doctor wanted to put him on methadone?

I thought that was blondiebabe's husband.

You tell him to stay strong and remember that it's easier to take small steps than big ones. In the long term he'll be glad he didn't give in. It's not worth all the tears of regret for one moment of satisfaction. It's just not worth it. Tell him that we're here for him no matter what. - Weight Watc...

Rack that logic, ucan't.

The atmosphere surrounding Mars is 95% CO2 yet I heard somewhere that the heat trapping capability of all this carbon dioxide is only about 5ºC. This is just one aspect of the global warming debate that makes me wonder. Why isn't the Mars atmosphere 80º year round if CO2 is so efficient at storing h...

Was part of a small meeting today. About seven or eight people. There was discussion about how we were a little behind on a certain project. I chimed in with: "I blame Bush." ~silence~ Followed by: :? It was good times though. Did everyone in line at SUBWAY get pissed at you and the other...

Sorry for leaving my own thread unattended. I've been busy. What kind of subjects did you like in high school? Fuck you and your blind daughter. If you think $3.49 for spare ribs is a great deal then you must've been one of those greatest joys in life. Sorry not spare ribs. They were baby back ribs....

I appreciate all your input and support. Here's what the Committee put together: Theme: Spring Masquerade DJ & Music genre: Dinsdale will spin classical dance tunes in the style of Grease Decorations: mylar, fog, and crepe paper Lighting: Mirror dance ball, whale oil lamps Venue: High School Caf...

Show us the scabs, Roofer.

It’s always interesting to visit the suburban grocery depot in the middle of the day. You get to see all kinds of people that you wouldn’t otherwise. The speakers in my head are playing “Yup that guy’s unemployed- and smoking is expensive, dipshit. Housewife. Sagbottom. Old people. For God’s sake we...

Mr. Belvedere wrote:

Fatsak wrote:Who?

No, Hu.

Stop it.

Wolfman wrote:let's not and say we did !!

Fuck that.

Let's do and say it was better than it really was.

PSUFAN wrote:You'll surely be sitting in a little cloud of smoke soon, god willing.

Dude, I don't live in Israel.

We need to set up a few things.

Theme:
DJ & Music genre:
Decorations:
Lighting:
Venue:
Date pictures:
Same Sex dates Y or N:
Alcohol?:
Drugs?:
Rooms for rent in 15 minute increments?:

If you have any other ideas let's hear them.
We can do this.

I keep my notes on small scraps of thin paper so I can light them on fire if the PoPo shows up.

DJ Vertigo Caddie Scanner RTS Filthie Blackula Karniverous Kat Roofer One-Eyed Baby Fragnbastich 3M TA3 Bad Seed War Forsberg DoggFather DIF Sundance Kid Rootbeer/Broken Staples Trimmer Troll Rev Freshmaker Haywood Giablome canibus skilla Copycat and his little brother Dinsdale Carl Spackler Pennywi...

Welcome aboard, old-school troll. Hey if I'm an old school troll why did my tag get changed to "shit troll"? WTF? We certainly hope you enjoy your stay here, however we ask that you refrain from touching Elvis Monster and that you please post a picture of your tits. Can I touch his cheese...

Wherever DJ Vertigo is posting I bet he was the best at it.

is living the life and making the grade.

The Ventonline

Do you listen to Jim Rome? Is that the elf who lived in a box? The last time I was travelling through Denver I couldn't find anything else worth listening to. Jim was having his normal show and some old legends started calling in. Kerwin in Riverside and a couple others ran some good smack on some ...

Also, what's the threshold for dropping this noob tag? I'm not liking this impudence at all. Nope not at all.

This is far more entertaining than the Cul de Shat. Anybody mind if I post here?