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Ana Ng

Boys, I'm not going to Sugar coat it. Some of you probably are not going to make it off this beach alive today. Your only chance is to listen and act on every single fucking word I say, the second I fucking say it ... Do you read me Maggots?" Kid: Sir, yes Sir! Dog: arf, arf Derron : I can't h...

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People are getting fucking ridiculous already.

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titlover wrote:all i have to do is convert and i get a planet of my own?

'Cause you're getting tired of sharing Uranus?

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I voted for my dog last election.

Promised me nothing. Gave me everything.

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smackaholic wrote: Maybe it's different with bubbleheads or he got a waiver or something. They don't call it the Phillipino mafia for nothing.

Ahhn okay. Ya, the base galleys still have mass amounts of Flips manning them. The FSAs, especially.

It's like a sea of yip-yapping and thrashed chicklets up in those places.

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smackaholic wrote:CSC? I didn't know they growed phillipinos that big?

Imagine MY surprise. I didn't know I'm married to a flip. :/

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What is hubby's rate? If he is an ETC, is he a real one, or one of the countless other operator type rates that they all decided would be ETs from now on. He ain't a nuke, is he? All sorts of companies looking to hire nukes as they are allegedly smart. Mike is a CSC (cook chief). I always tease him...

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KC Scott wrote:No state income tax in Tejas... they rank # 6 of the 10 least taxed states

That's excellent to know. Thanks!

Untaxed retirement checks are always cool.

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I played in a NARCh tournament in Vancouver in '97. On our 2nd day there, a gang of Asians broke into one of our team's vans and stole a bunch of our gear. Niiiiiice (not the stealing). What skates did you wear, Ana? Do you have a favorite brand? On ice, I'm a CCM guy. Bauers were always too narrow...

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War Wagon wrote:Mexicans. Lots of Mexicans.

I can deal with the Mexicans.

I'll prolly run into a cousin, or like...a brother or sister that I didn't know I had.

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Ana, don't rule out Canada. You can't spell "Canada" without "ana" and...uhhh...uhhh..."dac". I played in a NARCh tournament in Vancouver in '97. On our 2nd day there, a gang of Asians broke into one of our team's vans and stole a bunch of our gear. Mean little rice pe...

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Thank you for all the useful info. Srsly. The reason we were taking a closer look at SA was because that's where the Navy Recruiting depot is, I believe? Since the husband isn't sure he'll be wanting to extend for another 3 yrs., or even IF they'll let him change rates to go....I suppose Austin is a...

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Ya, I heard about the humidity in Texas. I'm relying on a gang of central air piped directly up my ass.

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Mikey wrote:If I had a choice between living in Texas and shoving knitting needles through both eyes, it would be a hard choice.

Let's hope that "tossing your keyboard into a wood-chipper" is your 3rd option, then.

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See, I heard that Austin is nice too, but that it's saturated with college kids.

I was thinking maybe Northern SA? I dunno.

Texas is supposed to be military friendly, I hear?

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You mean to tell me you haven't fallen in love with NH/Maine yet? Weather pussy. I was hoping for more snow, actually. Kinda disappointing. Not a fan of the humidity here, though. Oh, and if people driving like utter shiitake isn't bad enough, the condition of the roads here are fuxxing horrendous.

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The San Antonio area, to be exact. We're looking for a place to buy a home and actually STAY after the husband retires in 2015, and I've been told that San Antonio/Austin are deece places to be. With the exception of Southern San Antonio. (I'm assuming it's because it's closer to Mexico) Anyhow, any...

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My dad used to get bent when my brother would come to the breakfast table without looking at least half-way presentable.

"Boy, you look like you've been shot at and missed, shit at....and HIT".

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R-Jack wrote:
poptart wrote:If you had a wife she would be f@t.
She would be buried under so many black cocks to notice though.

Stuff like this is the reason I keep coming back here.

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This shit is really happening, isn't it?

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I saw this one drivin' through Somersworth last month...

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Go break your minikin digits off in your asshole, tiny dancer.

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This shit doesn't surprise me. Nogs hates anything that's either smarter than them, or smells better. (the ocean, insects, trick or treating, unmade kool-aid, domesticated animals, dead people wearing expensive jewelry, Lord of the Rings, etc.) Animal cruelty is truly the epitome of weakness, IMO.

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Bwah, yes! But I decided to register as a zombie instead (Sunday, May 6th). It's pretty cool though, because with a "zombie registration", you can run in one of the races on event day for free. You'll be given a belt, but you won't be timed, included in the official results, or win any &qu...

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There's a "mule" joke in there ^^ somewhere, but damned if I can find it.

:hide

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Mike's boat is getting a group of Navy fags together to do the VT "Tough Mudder".

I asked him do this one in Boston with me instead on May 5th:

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BSmack wrote:sweater puppies snuggling with real puppies.

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The work on Philly fan's sleeve is actually really good.

Is Raider fan's goatee a tattoo? Unreals.

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ummm....

Oh k.

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I prefer to be "unfunny" alone, Wags.

Now beat it.

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I wouldn't exactly consider it "concerted". It's not like I'm PM'ing Cuda for advice.

I'd ask why you're being such a dick bag, but I prolly don't care as much as I pretend to.

Thank you.

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Whell played.

I just can't figure out by who?

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Van wrote:It just may be time for you to work on some new material.

That would require WAY more thought and time than I'm willing to give here today.

Apparently, YOU have both of those, so good job.

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Probably BET Channel. Mudsucker. No, I dunno....I think it was on like, channel 9 Fox or some shit. Unfortunately, I see stuff like this during the week if I'm home doing nothing. "Love on the rocks, ain't no big surprise..." http://images55.fotki.com/v648/photos/1/1329323/6163580/JudgeMa...

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Unless these threads come with an obituary, or a funeral pic in the Enquirer, I never buy them.

Besides, a disease like Hodgkins prolly has standards.

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Can someone please tell me what T.R.O.T.S stands for?

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I have a feeling I'll be voting for my dog again this election.

It's either that, or Pavlov's dog. :/

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