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by Steiner
Thu May 03, 2007 11:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO PSUFAN
Replies: 27
Views: 3353

for the past two hours i've been chainsmoking and pounding red bulls. i'm getting JACKED THE FUCK UP just thinking about this saturday!

some of you ni.ggas think we stuntin. we aint.

and i've got SHOTGUN on the way there.
by Steiner
Tue May 01, 2007 4:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 3
Replies: 55
Views: 5016

So what consequences is the quadrapalegic going to face? Smash his legs? Hyperextend his elbow? Kick in the nuts? I am thinking you are the brains of this outifit. I'm going to hit him in the FACE with my fucking FISTS. thanks for proving yourself a FUCKING IDIOT. go R-Jack yourself off a fucking c...
by Steiner
Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 3
Replies: 55
Views: 5016

With all due respect Mr. Bag, Quad McWheels is already in the chair . Not much more damage can be done there. Other, more "able" bodies are much more deserving of the harsh treatments of paralyzation. How the Roomeister hasn't cracked the top 10 yet amazes me. hey felcher, it's not up to ...
by Steiner
Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey DoucheBacker
Replies: 52
Views: 4717

Now the Crew is doing blow? WTF kind of organization is Dbag running here? If I were running that bath house you call a crew, you people wouldnt be doing drugs or have big ass beer guts that would put a 55yo insurance salesman to shame. Fucking disgrace of an organization. Kill yourselves. Now. no ...
by Steiner
Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey DoucheBacker
Replies: 52
Views: 4717

slim, one of my local boys just came through and hooked me up with a couple eight balls of blow for tonight. FUCK YEAH. bitches are slaves for blow. shit is going to get crazy! blow, bud, 40s of the king, bitches. CA'NT GO FUCKIN WRONG>
by Steiner
Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey DoucheBacker
Replies: 52
Views: 4717

shit's goin down tonight!!

dis shit's gonna be straight off THA HOOK!

HOLLA!

where da white women at? HOLLA!
by Steiner
Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RANK 'EM
Replies: 27
Views: 3066

and the sedentary pitchfork driving loser's gonna call me "fat?" I'm fucking "chiseled." get it right or PAY THE PRICE.

i got skillz, biatch. there's no difference between a swim cunt and a track cunt: both are stupid fucking cunts = easy 'tang acquisition.
by Steiner
Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RANK 'EM
Replies: 27
Views: 3066

Re: RANK 'EM

don't even act like you would have the option FUCK OFF you pimple popping sack of shit. i fucked a georgia state swimmer who held the school record in the 200 meter butterfly for three years so don't you dare tell me i can't pull some 6-5 smack junkie tennessee redneck speed freak with a giant fuck...
by Steiner
Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RANK 'EM
Replies: 27
Views: 3066

RANK 'EM

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i'd say 1-never, although the camel toe on the left is very purty. slim-j needs to get his ass to philly tomorrow for the last day of the penn relays so he can mack the bitch on the left for our tour.
by Steiner
Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

Understand that we don't really give a flying fuck whether or not you like us. We're not here to entertain you stupid bastards. No, we're not. We're here to beat your asses down and then turn your women out. You know they all want us. Just as soon as my shift is up this afternoon, I'm going to grab...
by Steiner
Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

i'll have DB log that into your file for future notice, as in when DB kicks your ass six ways from sunday. that is, if he's on the clock at that time. otherwise, i'll have to finish his business, and trust me, you'd rather deal with the D than have to deal with the pure PAIN i will rain down on you...
by Steiner
Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/rwaddington/dbcrew3-1.jpg greco roman rasslin' silver medalist, heavyweight div 2004 special olympics so i roll out of the rock at 12:30 after a long night of pounding beers and bitches to find this mealy mouthed motherfucker flapping his twat lips? impressive...
by Steiner
Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

R-Jack wrote:Uh yeah....I know. I even said as such. You actually highlighted it.
DON'T you fucking mock me ASSHOLE. I can't fucking StAND IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ME. Just shut up. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
by Steiner
Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

I can just see the two of you pussies now, splitting a forty. No doubt the clubs you were visiting were filled with faggots. Bring as many forties as you want to California (sup Trojan), I will shove them all up your fat fucking ass. You guys are going to be a pleasure to erase from the face of the...
by Steiner
Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

and don't FUCK with my main man, stevo. w hat you don't know about stevo is when he's not setting up the tang that i and DB turn out every fucking night, eh's fucking hookers in the deuce with no rubbers before kicking them into the streets, the good for nothing pieces of shit they are. no cab fare,...
by Steiner
Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

If you want me to recognize you try this. Get one of your epic crew members to find you a pair of those Reef sandals that have the bottle opener on the sole. When you step up I will remember to carry around a sealed beer bottle full of my own piss. I learned the hard way a full beer bottle doesn't ...