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by Dice
Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
Replies: 63
Views: 5181

Agreed. We could really use a night off. D-Bag, we feel you dog with the working 16 hour days and all, but we're rolling in fucking straight CASH homie, so we need to be spendin dis shit tonight. We need to get fucked up and fuck some hot sluts. I know i'm no Slim, but I think I can troll the local ...
by Dice
Mon May 28, 2007 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FINAL SHIT LIST RANKINGS - SET IN STONE
Replies: 63
Views: 5181

I can't fucking wait. My dick is getting hard.
by Dice
Mon May 21, 2007 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEK 6 SHIT LIST RANKINGS
Replies: 21
Views: 2042

Show some fucking respect, asshole.
by Dice
Sun May 20, 2007 4:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stage 1
Replies: 32
Views: 2550

You have to ask yourself, who are those 8 or 9 posters backing your crew of fuckwits? You'd be surprised. They're the kind of guys who act like they have very high standards when it comes to women, but on their own time, they're trolling the sleezy bars looking to get into some late night hoggin. I...
by Dice
Thu May 10, 2007 1:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yo Headhunter
Replies: 31
Views: 3149

Awesome. Just awesome.

The Crew is fucking BACK!

And stronger than ever.
by Dice
Tue May 08, 2007 10:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG
Replies: 72
Views: 5775

Translation - We're pretending to push back the date so we don't come off looking like the confused, shattered and horrified pussies that we are. No, dumbfuck, the date hasn't been "pushed back". June 3rd was announced as Opening Day of the tour from DB's ORIGINAL thread, and it's going t...
by Dice
Tue May 08, 2007 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG
Replies: 72
Views: 5775

Now look where you are. You think this ship is sinking? It's SAILING motherfucker. Smoothly. Ever heard of ADDITION by subtraction? Steiner HAD TO DIE. It was necessary. Now we're more cohesive. More aligned. The chemistry is REAL. The Crew is STRONG. We can feel it pumping through our veins. Sure,...
by Dice
Tue May 08, 2007 7:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG
Replies: 72
Views: 5775

MuchoBulls wrote:I saw what the slim shady want to be said.
Come again?

Bwahahaha! Check it out Bomber, you've got this dope stammering like a pimply-faced 14 year old going after his first piece of tail.

Fucking LOSER.
by Dice
Tue May 08, 2007 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG
Replies: 72
Views: 5775

Then why are you "scheduling" flights there genius? Even your leader knows the impending doom that will be cast upon him by PSU. Wow. Just wow. He gave you a concise explanation, and the point is STILL lost on you. Good job, ya dink. Fuck this shit. Stevo, let's take a break and go play s...
by Dice
Tue May 08, 2007 4:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG
Replies: 72
Views: 5775

Re: WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG

You better try to take me by surprise, SHITNECK Douchebag won't be checking in here for awhile. He needs to get in the zone. He's NOT fucking around anymore. He needs to prepare mentally for what's about to go down. All I can tell you is, if you do ANYTHING other than go into hiding, you'd be serio...
by Dice
Thu May 03, 2007 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO PSUFAN
Replies: 27
Views: 3353

Rollins wrote:Dice, I need that $20 you owe me before we leave this evening, man.
i'm a little strapped right now, brah. i've got a few deals goin down later so i'll see what i can do.

i'll hit you up on your celly
by Dice
Thu May 03, 2007 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO PSUFAN
Replies: 27
Views: 3353

awesome. just awesome. i'm gonna make the trip to your crib this weekend just to see this display of torment. i'll bring the Bud forties. You sure you can pry yourself away from the gay bars in Vancouver Alex Alupului? http://www.nsnews.com/issues99/w101199/entertn.html Nice find, cockholster. I su...
by Dice
Thu May 03, 2007 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO PSUFAN
Replies: 27
Views: 3353

awesome. just awesome.

i'm gonna make the trip to your crib this weekend just to see this display of torment.

i'll bring the Bud forties.
by Dice
Tue May 01, 2007 2:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 3
Replies: 55
Views: 5016

BTW, I found out that the dude I saw on the street the other day was just a copycat , not really part of the Bag Crew. This shit needs to be quelled before it gets WAY out of hand. I've got children to raise up in this motherhumper. it's about fucking time you started respecting Douchebag and The C...
by Dice
Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 3
Replies: 55
Views: 5016

I have to say it, but uh...I'm just not very intimidated here, Douche. Neither you nor your mangy passle of drug addled catamites are striking much fear. maybe now you aren't. afterall, most of you are convinced this is some kind of "troll job". and that's ok. that's to be expected. right...
by Dice
Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey DoucheBacker
Replies: 52
Views: 4717

Nah, can't make it tonight dawg.

Just got my Neon back from the shop, and i'm going street racing tonight. You should see the badass spoiler I just got on this thing. I'm gonna fucking crush those Sunfires at the line.

Hit me up on my Nextel later tonight.
by Dice
Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey DoucheBacker
Replies: 52
Views: 4717

You tryin to crack the rankings?

You'll have to try harder. Douchebag doesn't like you and wants to crack your fucking skull and kneecaps but he doesn't HATE YOU WITH RAW DISGUST like some others.
by Dice
Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

With each blow to the visage, the crew members will blacken and bluen. I can't wait to disfigure them - can't WAIT. Umm, I should tell that more often than not we are NEVER seen when D-Bag arrives for the fight. Some of us are seen and brought into action ONLY if the D makes the call. No, we will b...
by Dice
Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

i'd cool it if I were you, Jay. D-Bag logs on here and takes notes of the things you fucking shitstains say, and will remember this shit right before he raises his fists.

The fact is, YOU have shown him very little respect. I can assure you this won't end well for you.
by Dice
Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:01 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: THE CREW
Replies: 58
Views: 6513

Bring it A-Bomb! Bring it!

i'm gonna light up a smoke and watch you kick these pussies in the ribcages. this is going to be sweet.
by Dice
Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 10148

good job, stevo. your planning, preparation and knowledge of tracking equipment will pay huge dividends. these stupid fucking bastards have no idea the type of carnage that's coming their way. one day you're out on your sidewalk, smiling and laughing with your neighbors, walking your fucking little ...