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Jess, can't you go to Vegas and legally procure a prostitute? Maybe tap into a Rosacea Foundation discount?

Jess, the Board helps those who help themselves.

Your avatar is exciting! http://www.purposebuilt.org/forum/customavatars/avatar1649_1.gif The car is on fire? Cool! Does this happen a lot in car racing? I think that's SO EXCITING for their fans! They don't look like regular old flames, either...they're stylized! Are there special jets that send ou...

Offshored or Officeside?

If you need to do spellcheck, you've got a problem. Spellcheck won't help regarding context. When you use the word "pier" when you meant "peer" twice with-in the same paragraph, you probably should be asking for a refund on that college edumacation you're so proud of, and never ...

Lots of food in your avatars. Be sure to wrap with new plastic at 4:39pm.

Torn Anus,

I've paged the janitor. It's not OK to leave smears of blood on the keyboards.

How do cooks know which steak to hawk a loogey on? The server is supposed to key in the "add Effluvium" code: ^&^x3D1 . Standard practice. All your syntax are belong to us. I knew it wouldn't be long before I met the board's style expert - and Internet Gangster. In Orientation they to...

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WOW!! :) I'd say you're the board's most prolific poster!

The Eagle Wing Palace...? Is that in one of the branch offices?

Hi guys! I'm so glad to finally say hello to you all. I'm the latest hire at T1B!! I can't wait to begin help you all use the board, get acclimated to the community, and post your takes. I'm the new kid on the block, so go easy on me! I haven't had much time to read the board yet...but I'm planning ...