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I said "SMELLS LIKE TUNA" not that we catch them. Most people identify with tuna smell as fish. Stop being so oblique and one dimensional. When working in the northern oceans most perv fishermen bring blow up tuna dolls. I've seen some vicious fights over the love of a tuna doll. Tell me y...

Ya know I hate the smell of fish and that horrible tuna slut smell in the head.

Goddamn how did I get into the business. I'd kill for a Big Mac or Whopper.

You do know that some of those sick bastard hands fuk the tuna.

Alaskan crab boat captain's estranged daughter accused him of sexual abuse as a toddler.

Of course it's bullshit but I need the publicity. Y'all tune in now. I never touched that girl.

That show sucks.

I get damn tired of hearing "I'm cold!'

Phil was a pretty good guy, a little rough around the edges but straight.



And fuck you, Capt. Sig is Not next.

R-Jack wrote:They weren't supposed to charge so early, but the nogs leading the pack sniffed out white girl and went for it.

Good observation. That's why we don't allow them on the crew.

Imagine what they would do when the fish smell gets going.






The doc says I have fucking crabs

On the ocean, one does not feel an earthquake. But if near shore, a tsunami can be trouble.







The doc says I have fucking crabs.

Katefish1060 wrote:

Capt. Sig wrote:

Katefish1060 wrote:Scandinavia

Would you consider having sex with me? On my boat.

Will there be any Minnesota Vikings on the trip?

If you will get on my boat, there's about anything you might want darling.

As long as, we get along, you know.

Katefish1060 wrote:Scandinavia

Would you consider having sex with me? On my boat.

Goober McTuber wrote: You ignorant, tedious cunt.

Wow man. That kind of talk even makes me blush a little.


Wow man.

We had a guy on the ship who talked that much. Finally we had a blanket party and after that he just did his job ok.

But pretty good story, if ya got some time on your hands.

The price of fuel is another thing that has fukked up the crab fishing.