T1B

I'm contacting the authorities. I have my security guard cousin on IM just in case.

That's not Dillard's in the background of you avatar, is it?

I haven't missed a damn thing, dude. I ain't goin' out like those chumps did before me.

That's my girl, brah. A dude I know got his picture taken with her. She's way stylin'.

I hear Cane bitches have moustaches and hairy moles on their asses.