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by Tyree
Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 7163

When asked in a television interview if anything was so offensive it had to be cut from the movie, however, Mel Brooks confided that one bit between Madeline Kahn and Cleavon Little had to be edited. In the darkened dressing room when Lili asks Bart if it's "twue" what they say about blac...
by Tyree
Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 7163

When did we get a nog reindeer? I'll bet santa puts him at the back of the team. He ought to atleast give them a little better top speed. Actually, my exceptionally large reindick creates drag and slows the sleigh down. Again, I ask this question, why is it the bottom feeder-ist of the bottom feede...
by Tyree
Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 7163

More importantly, why is it the bottom feeders on this board who continually call out the reindeer? Is there a Kwanzaa troll? What exactly is Kwanzaa about? Would the Kwanzaa troll stick a welfare check and a 40 ounce bottle down IB's throat while shouting "Umoja,Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Ni...
by Tyree
Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 7163

If you're a sniveling and worthless message board cunt you'll sit in this thread and cry... You mean, do what you just did? Again, some dumbfuck shit troll calling somebody else "worthless" is pretty fuckin' funny. WW, the reindeer, sheet, Donder by himself, have contributed more humor, w...
by Tyree
Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The BUFFET is open and FREE today!
Replies: 21
Views: 1483

Which one of you tasty motherfuckers are next? I got all the BBQ sauce in the world, and I'm not afraid to use it on you. Don’t try to verbally plunder Or you’ll be torn asunder My hooves like a jackhammer Hit you as your friends scatter They don’t want a piece of this They’re smarter than that The...
by Tyree
Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: can I just say...the reindeer suck
Replies: 105
Views: 7163

Re: can I just say...the reindeer suck

just saying That's a salient fukkin' point, Gene Shalit. Let me roll my big black eyeballs at your sorry azzed thrid-grade post on this here intanet message board/ Your posts stink worse than auntie jefferson's chew towel i sware to gawd. You need to get yoursef some good job in the record braking ...
by Tyree
Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sorry I'm late to the holiday festivities...
Replies: 2
Views: 386

Gut hanging way down low Seams upon his pants about to blow Paul’s obese Sweating while he eats Cannot see his own two feet Paul’s obese His tits they jiggle while he types Has to use a stick to wipe, his ass Paul’s obese I know you are but what am I Is this tard’s standard reply And his next post,...
by Tyree
Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi Boy's, it really is the most wonderful time of the year
Replies: 17
Views: 1408

I just want to thank warren, Paul, AP, and Diogenes for making look like a lesser tard. I'm in debt to you, reindeer. 1. Make sentence sense. 2. Yes, you are! I was on the phone with a rep. Multi-tasking was never my strong suit. But it is most certainly yo wife's: She can eat a whole cake, a pie, ...
by Tyree
Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sorry I'm late to the holiday festivities...
Replies: 2
Views: 386

Sorry I'm late to the holiday festivities...

I'm on CPT, Cottontail People's Time, so y'all will have to bear with me. The lighting’s right The flash is set The drawers are stained And you can bet He’s simply, having, a hideous picture time The panties, are streaked with, feces, urine, and grime A board of Rome trolls smile with glee “These pa...