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CYNDI LAUPER DID A DITTY CALLED "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN" THIS IS MY PARAODY CALLED "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE LUNCH" I know to keep a woman satisfied. When I whip out my diners card their eyes get so wide. Theyre always in the mood for something to munch. Ah girls, they wanna have...

HERE'S A 'NOTHER ONE I MADE UP. IT'S A PARAODY OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S "BEAT IT" I CALL IT "EAT IT" How come youre always such a fussy young man? Dont want no captain crunch, dont want no raison bran Well, dont you know that other kids are starving in japan So eat it, just eat it Do...

HERE'S A SONG PARAODY I MADE UP OF MICHEAL JACKSON'S "BAD" I CALL IT "FAT" Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you The word is out, better treat me right cause Im the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bu...

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Kansas City (AP) - A seven-year-old Kansas City, MO boy was at the center of a Kansas City courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in kee...

War Wagon wrote:starched underoos.

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Blitzen wrote:1. Guy who eats all the nachos

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Blitzen wrote:Hope he can unhinge his jaw.

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