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- Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:21 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later
- Replies: 205
- Views: 39368
Re: Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later
A little bird told me the leader of the spam nation bumped my non-retirement thread. Guess you needed to pad your post total, eh, Dins? Mvscal and BSmack starting to catch up. Four words for ya: La-hoo-za-her. Oh... so now you're "smacking" MY lyrical stanzas? Do you even KNOW what a stan...
- Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!)Check out the first fight of the night for us!(!) <--Cock
- Replies: 82
- Views: 7911
Re: Check out the first fight of the night for us!
Anyone taking bets on who Rayduh James is posting as?
- Sat May 17, 2008 1:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Calif Supreme Court: gay marriages ok
- Replies: 156
- Views: 11133
Re: Calif Supreme Court: gay marriages ok
Ummm... what part of ignore are you not getting?Martyred wrote:Wow. Throwing your toys out of the crib and across the room...
Quite a tactic. Props, I guess.
I have you on "ignore" for good reason.
- Sun May 11, 2008 12:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Which Beer Would You Order?
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3762
Re: Which Beer Would You Order?
Anybody ever had one of these? http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/land-shark-beer-10190.jpg Now that's good beer, and well worth the extra cost. Had my first last night on a recomendation from a cool bartender after I had ordered a Corona. He said that if you like Corona, you'll really li...
- Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACE WAR, CULTURE WAR, CIVIL WAR, REVOLUTION
- Replies: 54
- Views: 3858
Re: RACE WAR, CULTURE WAR, CIVIL WAR, REVOLUTION
raise my children like my folks raised me Barely-literate? Does that hyphen really belong in there? Uhmm... Did I just read that? Seriously... I really don't have the time to explain the funnay that obviously flew over your head. Earlier, I said I had to leave for awhile. A friend of mine told me t...
- Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jess the Rookie, shirtless and busted
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1102
Re: Jess the Rookie, shirtless and busted
Such Bathos! Easily Jess' best acting job ever. I smell Oscar. Of course that comes before you attempt this thing called humor . I still can't think of one time you actually brought the funnay. Stick to what you do best... that is to make the rest of us check to see our scroll wheels are in working...
- Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey, Mace...
- Replies: 7
- Views: 913
Re: Hey, Mace...
Not really sure if the message got out to the peripheral tard boards or not... but spamming is not welcomed here.
Oh, but let's not keep standards up either. Just sign up and suck.
Oh, but let's not keep standards up either. Just sign up and suck.
- Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 8107
Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?
While I sit here and laugh at you... really, we are ALL laughing at you , I don't think you Cali's have the IN on good quality sunshine either. With the smog and other pollutants belched out of your tardmobiles, we have relatively little of the pollution problem in the U&L. That allows us to get...
- Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A moment of silence...
- Replies: 3
- Views: 823
Re: A moment of silence...
Oh... you mean THIS board?
http://thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Back away from the food trough Tubby.
http://thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=3" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Back away from the food trough Tubby.
- Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2914
Re: WTF Stcuknut? Why no love?
I'm a CURRENT member at the nut and you guys are hating on me. Why? Oh... that clears up the confusion. I was under the impression a wayward tard found this website by chance. Now that you've identified yourself as being a much maligned loser from whatever website that is hanging off the Bitter Elf...
- Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SMASH
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3509
Re: SMASH
Umm... I know what a REAL boat launching is supposed to be like. Actually, a good buddy of mine (that hangs out at the bar across the street, adjacent to another well-known U&L bar that none of you tards ever heard of) invented the "boat ramp" along with the sparkling wine bottle vesse...
- Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Northern Illinois school shooting
- Replies: 126
- Views: 7946
Re: Northern Illinois school shooting
Don't want me to "adress" (gee, I thought it might have been a typo the first time you did it....guess not) you again? You DO know I intentionally misspelled "address" don't you? I have to give the tards at least some chance at making a valid point. You took the bait and now THA...
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Poopy on a weiner
- Replies: 7
- Views: 916
Re: Poopy on a weiner
I suspect Red Rover has one too many shit trolls.
Then again, at .net that's the standard.
Then again, at .net that's the standard.
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:15 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: c_u made it down south?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 4146
Re: c_u made it down south?
Not really sure what your point is... but IF you are attempting to out yourself as a stupid fuck... don't let me stop you.
You are doing a good job at that and more "KC power" toward you. It's not like I'm pointing out the obvious.
You are doing a good job at that and more "KC power" toward you. It's not like I'm pointing out the obvious.
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: c_u made it down south?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 4146
Re: c_u made it down south?
Well... I would agree with you, but when DID you ever have game?dotdotdot wrote:Game over.
Can't claim something you never had.
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: c_u made it down south?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 4146
Re: c_u made it down south?
I was only going on the shit post standard that you and the other mid-america tards here had already established.. Since you are a shit-posting expert, there must be a message board that needs your help... To be more specific, it must be one where Jim Rome listening tards hang out. Don't thank me, ...
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1936
Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off
You'll be more appreciated if you can provide a staple remover.dotdotdot wrote: Sweet. They'll be happy to know that I also found the "quote" function on this shitty new board layout.
Just a hunch though.
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1936
Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off
Yes you do. Since you are "bringing it," I hear TT is looking for a new tard. Go ask them for a sign-in sheet. Zen and all....dotdotdot wrote:I think I win now, right?Dinstale wrote:Bring it Ryan.
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: c_u made it down south?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 4146
Re: c_u made it down south?
My GF and I went to the bar with Rumps this weekend... He's a fun guy to hang out with... GF as in Guy Fawkes or Rayduh Jame's boyfriend? Please be more specific before you hit the dreaded "Enter" button again. Wait, you had a good time hanging out with a guy ? Whatever dude... or fag to ...
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1936
Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off
I had a sweet smackoff entry prepared, but sadly the smackoff forum seems to be locked. Yeah, I'm quite sure you'll run poptart right off the incontinent he's living in. How about a teaser for the KC area tards that are emptying their paychecks for the McDonald's Value Meals right about now. You we...
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3819
Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
mvscal would drop a nooklear bomb on Iraq... No, he wouldn't you dumbfuck. Even he knows the value of all that oil and that you don't shit where you eat. What's with the alter ego, "Dinstale"? Are you like self trolling as being even dumber than a box of squared headed deck screws? I woul...
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: c_u made it down south?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 4146
Re: c_u made it down south?
Wags, are you the dude that was once KC Dave (kcdave) at the old board? 3Putt pretty much finished off that carcass of a tool with the infamous Photoshop work. Is that you?
If not, why are you 'sessin' over this bitch that clearly has you on the ropes?
If not, why are you 'sessin' over this bitch that clearly has you on the ropes?
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3819
Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Simply put... mvscal would drop a nooklear bomb on Iraq then contain the border with plexi glass that only can be install correctly from contractors from the U&L as WE know how to build stuff. Tell me you knew. Since you didn't know that fact, let me point out another flaw in the mvscal yet to b...
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1936
Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off
I like YOUR chances.Invictus wrote: If I were you all, I'd bet even money on me.
What do I win?
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3819
Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Better a fucking mudshark than a mud fucker, you dick sucking, psuedo band faggot. Don't you have a message board of fat women to go and trade makeup secrets with? Trev and I are bonding, like you and any number of shit crusted male arseholes. BWA! I have to say you made a funnay . Now take care of...
- Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: At the school yard..
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1410
Re: At the school yard..
You've provided the stupid already.... IKYABWAI? Way to go tard... So I may have to stay after school and mop the floors, can be suspended or even expelled if I run a red light in the U&L? Is this what you're trying to say, dummy? I doubt your "god" wants you to be near a school, let ...
- Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3819
Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Do you like the taste?Mister Bushice wrote:No wonder my popcorn is always sticky.Dan Vogel wrote:But inside your head sexual XXX is playing like a cinema.
- Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: At the school yard..
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1410
Re: At the school yard..
What power are the police given in schools? The power to arrest? I would think that the police are reluctent in most cases to go to that extreme. So rarely do the ends justify the means when the police are involved in a school discipline situation. Possibly the dumbest response yet, but I have hope...
- Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: At the school yard..
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1410
Re: At the school yard..
Umm... 88, you DO know who you are addressing right?
That should help you in the future when deciding to type a response to a dullard like BallSacked.
You're welcome...
That should help you in the future when deciding to type a response to a dullard like BallSacked.
You're welcome...
- Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bad news for KFC Paul
- Replies: 8
- Views: 835
Re: Bad news for KFC Paul
What look? . A look you can't hide without surgery. What the fuck happened to you? Did your moms doctor try yanking you out of her gash with corkscrew? In any event, either your dad made some bad sperm after drinking some mercury or your moms overies were producing some deformed product as a result...
- Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:23 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Patriots vs. Giants in-game
- Replies: 114
- Views: 7244
Re: Patriots vs. Giants in-game
You are just NOW realizing that?War Wagon wrote:I ain't all that smart.
- Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fireside chat with Shoalzie
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2240
Re: Fireside chat with Shoalzie
You forgot about Tom Vu?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQNdi-fR ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQNdi-fR ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
- Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What the hell...
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1136
Re: What the hell...
Can't you see? Paul isn't fat - It's society's twisted body image that they force down everyone's throat that's really to blame! What are you going to DO about it?? I guess you are right. He isn't fat. After all... we've seen evidence to his claims. :paul: Oh wait, I forgot... the IKYABWAI defense ...
- Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: so who will be our next President?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3262
Re: so who will be our next President?
No shit, huh?The Big Pickle wrote:Another Tard. Been there, done that a million times.
- Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What the hell...
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1136
Re: What the hell...
Yeah, but?RevLimiter wrote:By some people's twisted standards, yeah...butlardass
When you say "by some people's twisted standards," who on this planet are those people?
Please feel free to provide ONE name.
- Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: REVEALED: the source of Stanley's rage
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1435
Re: REVEALED: the source of Stanley's rage
Sure looks like it... Never doubted TBP was a faggot.Uncle Fester wrote:Does JTR have a sister?
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: so who will be our next President?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3262
Re: so who will be our next President?
For the record... nobody remembers or check this... CARES what you've said 2 days ago.
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: State of the Union address
- Replies: 82
- Views: 2546
Re: State of the Union address
But wait... it even gets better... you might want to spell "rigor mortis" correctly. Thanks for pointing out another grammatical error. That probably accounts for 45% of your bazillion posts. Fine form, fuckhead. Isn't it ALWAYS true when a tard goes there, it inevitably goes beyond its ca...
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: State of the Union address
- Replies: 82
- Views: 2546
Re: State of the Union address
When will you do anything with your life that actually matters other than making sure your fingers don't get rigamortis by pounding your keyboard excessively regardless of what the topic is? You may call me sad but dude....look in the mirror. A tard loves post total smack for some odd reason. Isn't...
- Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Gay men, wine, cheese, and the Miss America Pageant
- Replies: 5
- Views: 537
Re: Gay men, wine, cheese, and the Miss America Pageant
Every year, these guys throw a Miss America Party at their domecile and invite other gay men ... and I have been invited the past 4 years to this event. Mrs. Rumps... greasing... You know that feeling when you see your mother naked Needless to say, Mrs. Rumps and I are not talking right now. Not su...