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I'm out.

I've got better shit to do than fanny about here anymore....

night night amerwika

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That stupid facker goes with homo smak even though you come online as a raging homo. I mean a complete homosexual online presentation so that no one, in any context could possible miss it or be confused. But what's a gimp to do when the only arrow in his quiver is removed before he can even mash th...

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Yumyum seems to be overly fascinated with male pudenda and ejaculate. I'm thinking "..." may win round one without even having to make another post. Keep talking dirty Mikey > I'm off to play hockey soon and you're making me really sweaty :hfal: On another note: unless some of you wankers...

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Yumyum seems to be overly fascinated with male pudenda and ejaculate. . Keep talking dirty Mikey > I'm off to play hockey soon and you're making me really sweaty :hfal: ....... On another note: unless some of you wankers step up to the plate and start some real Smack, I'm out of this circlejerk and...

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Douchebag wrote: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL SHUT YOU UP

hey fatty, I've not forgotten your peachy bottom.

BRB treacle :wink:

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Uncle Fester wrote:
YumYumSaladBar wrote:I had rather hoped that one of you would give me a good shoeing in the warm-up threads.
A good shoeing? You mean like a boot in the ass?

Thats the spirit fester! :D Now just get a few of these other Homms to fight?

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yum yum, Unless you plan on going George Mason in the Smackoff, I can't see any of this material delivering. What exactly is your plan for posting something worth reading? http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020318/sp1.jpg l to r: YumYum, YumYum hitting submit in the smackoff Well thats a very good ...

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Let's face it - some of the Crew are inept, and the rest are DEAD, so... Still and all, Charles Yumyum has much to fear if they get him in their grimy clutches. Douchebag is too fucking stupid to take the easy wins we all have been suggesting for him, maybe these guys can serve. While Douche will t...

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Jsc810 wrote:You ain't got much sense, do ya boy? Taunting DB and The Crew is like poking a stick at this:

Your best bet would be to just slowly back away and say you're sorry.

hahhahahhahhah...go on, do it again. it tickled

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yum yum, Unless you plan on going George Mason in the Smackoff, I can't see any of this material delivering. What exactly is your plan for posting something worth reading? http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020318/sp1.jpg l to r: YumYum, YumYum hitting submit in the smackoff Well thats a very good ...

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Mr. Schwump wrote:Has the Smack-Off or Smack-On or whatever it is called started ?

Nope...I think we're just warming up :D

...think of me and Charles as the club DJ's

(You'll dance to our beat know what I'm saying?)

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We want traffic, they said. We want more posting, they said. We want to lace up our sketchers through the digestive systems of shiny new tards, they said. We hate Douchebag, they said. Look, you NINNIES, now all that remains between Restroom Stall Yum Yum and your pink asses is DOUCHEBAG. It's time...

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Douchebag wrote:
mvscal wrote:I'm sure they're fully engorged and trembling with anticipation.
it's easy to laugh when you're still alive.....GODDAMNIT I WANT TO BEAT SOME ASS

You sure have a pointy head for a fat man

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let this serve as an official warnign to you two fuckheaded dipholes. if you don't shut your fucking HOLES, i'm going to deliver the most brutal, most merciless beatdown upon you two that man has ever KNOWN. Oh man, I love the Official Warning bit http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q158/ohnoyoko/bu...

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i'm a professional fighter Oh yeah I can really see that bubblebutt ...I bet you just fight back those family bag Dorritos don't ya, you fat mother fucker On the question of fighting, I've got to shoot cunts who I've liked more than you. C'mon,on you tease... you tickled my balls - so lets see what...

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I'm sure they're fully engorged and trembling with anticipation. it's easy to laugh when you're still alive. i'll stuff your face up De Mar's asshole and feed you in a goddamn woodchipper like a human chain. you BEST start respecting me godDAMNIT. this will NOT be tolerated. i'm so fuckng pssed rig...

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I like Post:00024 the best

I could never get with a chick that could beat me at golf. And I pretty much tag anything that moves. But, there's just certain values a man's got to hold dear.

haha, what a tool :D

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Like Dinsdale said on Post:00003

Brain, and THEN keyboard.......Brain first, keyboard second. You seem to keep getting that confused

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It excites Dinsdale ( Praise Be Upon Him )... ...and he's got Posts: 16980 don't ya know Is Dinsdale (Peace be upon him) gonna blow up now? rack him, or whatever oh he's gonna IGNORE your ass now just wait and see. He might just log-on, make a post and log-off Posts: 16985 and not one of 'em a good...

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Dinsdale wrote:Holy fuck, they put up like 5 more while I was typing a short post?

Deal with it, admins.

You type really slow Dins

I've seen thalidomide victims with more back bone than you...but hey, you cant read this can ya?

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Dinsdale wrote:Although I can't see the posts, I'm guessing these newbietards are spamming this thread with a serious ferocity... after running post-total smack, of course.

yeah right

I bet you're just aching to smack us ain't you big man?

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Dinsdale wrote:
Mikey wrote:You.
Can't.
Get.
Away.
From.
Me.
Motherfucker.
I guess it all boils down to all thing being relative. In comparison to some of these new folks, even your worst day isn't sounding nearly so bad.

Fishing for you Dins is easier than a $10 hooker

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Dinsdale wrote:Followed up with post total smack?

My ignore list is starting to think it's Christmas.

yeah, you just keep ignoring us like you are

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So you guys are just gonna say hell with the whole organization portion and bring the funnay however you wanna do it, huh? Ok! Rack! If this is a forebearer of things to come -- then I picked a great week to get out of town. E-fucking-gads. Yeah, yeah, we get it. You're a useless twat. And you are ...

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Do whatever makes you happy, dude. For myself, I've declared a moratorium on shit posters. This board has become a great deal more readable since they added the ignore feature. My list of "foes" has been bulking up pretty good as of late. And it's still probably just the tip of the iceber...

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So you guys are just gonna say hell with the whole organization portion and bring the funnay however you wanna do it, huh? Ok! Rack! velocet yup :wink: and just what the fck is 'Rack'? Like Dinsdale, it makes you sound like a Downs-Syndrome child - mindlessly repeating the shit that he hears on the...

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Charles De Mar wrote:LOLOLOL!!!111 Teh FUNNAY.

Hey Charles

I bet seeing a womans hoop is a novelty for you huh?

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:D Hey Smackmaster, I like big strong girls like you

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Now we're finally getting somewhere and at least one of you rancid T1B cocksuckers is prepared to step up to the plate. DCockmaster is indeed a photo-chop genius ...but his lack lustre comedy will get tired. The metal midget was a nice touch, but so is my johnson in his moms laryngectomal stoma http...

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Dinsdale wrote:Things are looking busier for me.

And if this is foreshadowing what's to come, then not only will I not play, I won't even read the shit.

Out.

But when you crown a "champion," let me know. I'll be waiting.

Wow, Posts: 16929

I bet you have the strength of ten men don'tchya?

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haywood wrote:I think at least two posters already blew their wad in this thread and the rest sucked ass.

I've got plenty of man jam left for you young man

I haven't even started to get an erection

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Did the sarcasm bounce off of your buck teeth silver bullet suckers, jackass? Sarcasm? Yeah, whatever... Either way, my take stands. Appears you've managed to assemble some of the lowest rent, sorriest ass losers for a smackoff since algore invented the interweb. there you go with the ass-jokes aga...

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The Big Pickle wrote: Anyhoo, what the fukk does a picture of a handsome studmuffin like myself have to do with mvscal being a closet faggot?

keep going Pickle, I'm on the last few vinegar strokes

ah, i love young boys in army uniform

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Hey boys, you don't have to fight over me

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War Wagon wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Judges...you know you love this stuff.
I'm getting all menstrual wah wah wah

Enjoy your circlejerks.

hey Wagon...I bet can you take my veiny 9" between those rubbery lips can't you?

I can feel a throbbing in my nutsack already

We're gonna get along just swell

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You and Me

I bet you would wouldn't you?

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Charles De Mar wrote:
Pointing out the oblivious, obvious, whatever it is that has the big pickle smelling like arse.

he smells like my butt plug

sweaty yet sweet ...with a hint of poo

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I'm going to leave this bitch till later I have my salty mansacks firmly wedged into his prepubescent mouth. You however have got a cute mangina ...I think we're going to be fliends Are you saving the ATM for Goober McFaggots? I like you Charles, lets fck with Goober first and polish his forehead w...

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Goober McTuber wrote:So stucknut.com is a message board totally dedicated to gays. Nice to know.

Hey Tuber will you be my boyfriend? We can hold hands and play helicopter

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I'm going to leave this bitch till later

I have my salty mansacks firmly wedged into his prepubescent mouth.

You however have got a cute mangina ...I think we're going to be fliends

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