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- Sun Mar 26, 2023 3:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Any More Old Posters Wanna Come Out?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 10312
Re: Any More Old Posters Wanna Come Out?
If Luther shows up, I'll know it is the End Times. Not bloody likely Wolfie. Hi Sam. As to this lovely board, still the same old song, eh? So it goes. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was 25 years later and rainneck is still felating GayinPheonix like a teenage groupie at a Jack Russel's Great ...
- Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
- Replies: 33
- Views: 6170
Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
I liked you better when I thought you were dead.
- Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
- Replies: 33
- Views: 6170
Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Molls wants my cock and balls, faggot
- Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
- Replies: 33
- Views: 6170
Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
molly wrote:What's up Mack Daddy?
Hi hoor. You were talking to me, right?
- Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What say you now, LTS?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2016
Re: What say you now, LTS?
Correlation does not imply causation
- Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
- Replies: 33
- Views: 6170
Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Fatsak said you were dead. He said you took a kickball to the throat. I celebrated then, but now I'm really sad.Doug near DC wrote:I wasn't sure if my nic and password still worked.
- Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What say you now, LTS?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2016
Re: What say you now, LTS?
To LTS's point. September 10th, 2001 was an interesting day.
September 11 we lost the Pentagon's accounting department and the WTC buildings; The two locations that would have housed the paper trails.
That being said, LtSD is still a fucking moron.
September 11 we lost the Pentagon's accounting department and the WTC buildings; The two locations that would have housed the paper trails.
That being said, LtSD is still a fucking moron.
- Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What say you now, LTS?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2016
Re: What say you now, LTS?
I don't know if that's completely accurate, old friend.
- Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What say you now, LTS?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2016
- Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 6841
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
So, to recap: It's rather unfair to ask someone to do something you wouldn't do yourself I'm guessing you don't get a whole lot of blowjobs. Goobs hits one out of the park. Meltdowns from angry old ED sufferers ensue. I think that pretty well sums it up. it was a good one, no doubt, but much like y...
- Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 6841
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Always funnyGoober McTuber wrote:You not too smart.
- Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 6841
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
You never were very good at this Goober.Goober McTuber wrote:Another brilliant retort from nostradumbass.
You want us to round up some of the retards from HØNKSVILLE so you can relive your glory days and kick some retard ass at competition coloring, power napping, and booger eating?
- Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 6841
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Goober McTuber wrote:Wow. Are both of you clowns from KC?
nostra wrote: You're as dumb as you ever were.
- Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 6841
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
I hope he knows that when I told him to EAD I didn't mean my DJay in Phoenix wrote:Don't feed the old troll nostra, he's ancient, cranky, humorless and queer as a three dollar bill.
Hell, he posts naked pics of himself for dudes on anonymous message boards, so...go figure.
- Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 6841
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
EAD, tubeGoober McTuber wrote:And you're just as humorless as ever. Go fuck yourself.
- Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 6841
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
You're as dumb as you ever were.Goober McTuber wrote:I'm guessing you don't get a whole lot of blowjobs.nostra wrote:It's rather unfair to ask someone to do something you wouldn't do yourself
- Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 6841
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Have you?Jsc810 wrote:Pop, just wondering, but have you ever considered the remote possibility that maybe, just maybe, you might be wrong?
It's rather unfair to ask someone to do something you wouldn't do yourself
- Tue Nov 11, 2014 4:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3987
Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Big bang has to do with the formation of the universe not the formation of Earth.
Evolution: Genesis Day 5.
for a smart guy you sure are fucking stupid, like, schmick stupid.
- Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3987
Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
don't you have some french law to go practice?
- Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3987
Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Here is the counter-argument by the dissent: Today, my colleagues seem to have fallen prey to the misguided notion that the intent of the framers of the United States Constitution can be effectuated only by cleaving to the legislative will and ignoring and demonizing an independent judiciary. Of co...
- Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3987
Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Sudden Sam wrote:nostra wrote: I'll come over here for some "intellectual" insight into the world's problems
you seen the rest of the internet?
fucking class full of Mensan here
- Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3987
Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Blimey, a nostra sighting! Good show. How goes it nos? you stalking me, homo? all is well. most of the time I hang out with David in Tulsa and BT over at the other place and engage in mindless drivel, but from time to time I'll come over here for some "intellectual" insight into the world...
- Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3987
Re: Newest Gay Marriage Ruling - 6th Circuit
Well, 88, just from the responses in this thread you can tell who read the opinions and who did not. Probably some of the most compelling logic occurs when he addresses original meaning: All Justices, past and present, start their assessment of a case about the meaning of a constitutional provision ...
- Wed May 01, 2013 3:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And so it comes to this...
- Replies: 63
- Views: 7760
Re: And so it comes to this...
It's been years, Van, and while you may not remember this, I'm pretty much a God of the Internet, and I'm sorry but you don't have my permission to die. Until I grant you that permission, or Catfish, or Dave in Tulsa or Jay or Mace allow you to die you're stuck on this mortal coil doing whatever it ...
- Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in CA
- Replies: 65
- Views: 5150
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
Apparently they found a note that read: Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me,...
- Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in CA
- Replies: 65
- Views: 5150
Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in
I wish someone would napalm your keyboard, friend
- Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Remember the Mag 7?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2291
Re: Remember the Mag 7?
INRAT
- Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Remember the Mag 7?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2291
Re: Remember the Mag 7?
BSmack wrote:Not unless your name is Jay, Mace, Nostra, Paintboy, Catfish.... fuck, who were the rest of that crew?titlover wrote:original Mag 7'er checking in.
TA and DiT
- Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: right coast blizzard
- Replies: 49
- Views: 6555
Re: right coast blizzard
so for clarification, is AP technically a tranny?
- Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: right coast blizzard
- Replies: 49
- Views: 6555
Re: right coast blizzard
trev wrote:Good, good.
8 inches and counting has arrived!
:wink:
Uh, I'm a wee bit taller than that.
oh, wait... nm
- Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: right coast blizzard
- Replies: 49
- Views: 6555
Re: right coast blizzard
so this is where all the sluts in tight pants hang out.trev wrote:Today didn't get over 53 degrees here. And we just had hail.
hi whore. how've you been?
- Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 7085
- Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3085
Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
riveting stuffCuda wrote:
4. Trash Collector
Was # 7 in 2010; became deadlier 41.2/100,000 in 2011
29.8 per 100,000 -- Down from #5 in 2008
5. Roofers
41.2/100,000 in 2011
29.8 per 100,000 -- Down from #5 in 2008
- Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
- Replies: 29
- Views: 4343
Re: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
For the love of God, skelly, SHUT IT DOWN!!1!!111juan!!!one11!!1won!
- Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2592
Re: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours
Impending birth? The critter is 10 months old today. I'm gonna smack that fat tub of shit for bumping this thread
- Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2592
Re: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours
Papa Willie wrote:The fuck! ANOTHER ONE?nostra wrote: have a son on the way
thanks for bringing this back to the top, sweet faggot
- Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
- Replies: 29
- Views: 4343
Re: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
apparently the legend is more entertaining as time goes on. tell me more.
- Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
- Replies: 29
- Views: 4343
Re: If g0d is a baseball ump.....
I'm doing well. Still in Dallas, and probably will stay here until it's my time to die, then I'll just buy a horse and head off to Pecos and maybe the desert will take me, or maybe I'll just piss on the reaper's shoes.
Texas is a good place, kinda like an Iowa cornfield for baseball fans, I suppose.
Texas is a good place, kinda like an Iowa cornfield for baseball fans, I suppose.
- Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Coasters
- Replies: 5
- Views: 822
Re: Coasters
Wolfman wrote:Hey Nos. Shit luck, and likely the fact I stopped smoking in 1990.
Good for you. I quit in 2008 - best decision of my life.
Now if we can get papa willie to quit smoking pole
- Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio -
- Replies: 2365
- Views: 872925
Re: Radio!!!
Punching out now. Here's the playlist. 1. Son House - Empire State Express (3:40) 2. Mavis Staples - Christmas Vacation (3:21) 3. Downchild Blues Band - Bring It On Home (2:53) 4. Otis Redding - Bring It On Home To Me (2:33) 5. Led Zeppelin - Celebration Day (3:34) 6. The Beatles - One After 909 (2...