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Last Words? Okay... 1) Be careful what you wish for. You might get it. This goes double for the Obamamaniacs. 2) If I end up going 3-0 in the NFL thread this week-feel free to assume I was just about to make a bunch af crappy picks. It's cool. And take the Cards and the points over the Giants at hom...

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You have a point. And spanking the Bengals, Vikes, Texans and Chiefs was clutch. But props on the Colts game. Winning by more than a TD?

Awesome.

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!zzubevol wrote:you call chicks "babe" ?!?!?!

how does that usually work out for you ?

Surprisingly well. It chases away the ones with no sense of humor-but they can't handle me anyway.

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Less is more, Babe.

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!zzubevol wrote:you want some, motherfucker ?

Chill, missy. That was just too easy a set-up. If I hadn't someone would have.

And it depends on what the mother looks like.

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Nishlord wrote:I swear that if any more brain cells leak out of my ear whilst reading Rasputin's shitty excuses for posts...

You thought that smelly brown stuff was brain cells?

And it's Rahmsputin to you.

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Dinsdale wrote:Do the right thing, S_M.

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!zzubevol wrote:or else i might have to start acting all cunty and stuff.

That's an act?

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She's a Charger fan, they all post like women.

Are you a flaming faggot, or do you just play one on the internet?

Oh wait. I don't want to know.

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If America survives Obama, a post-Obama world will likely be a more Conservative world ten times more Conservative than that of Ronald Reagan. Preferably, I hope someone like Bobby Jindal smashes Obama's "message" of "hope" and "change" as just lipstick for Uncle Sam t...

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Rasputin wrote:New Orleans -5 @ Kansas City
Arizona -3 @ Seattle
San Diego @ Pittsburgh -4.5

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =3&t=30051

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Mikey wrote:
Rasputin wrote:
Happiness is a warm gun.
Sin,

Mark Chapman.
That wasn't too predictable.

Bang Bang. Shoot Shoot.

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PSUFAN wrote:How many years until Sarah's in Playboy?

Not likely.

Maybe Tina though.

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Tom In VA wrote:So far, the "Shove it up your ass folks" are winning the poll.

I hope they don't mean, all one dollar bills. Can I skate with six hundreds, a fifty and a twenty ?

Is there any mercy left ?

Anti-second amendment types tend to trend homoerotic?

Not that shocking.

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Let them eat solar.

-Barak Antoinette.

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Dinsdale wrote:That was one of the dumbest retorts I've ever seen.

Not as epic as spellcheck 'smack' I guess.

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Sudden Sam wrote:
Rasputin wrote: Lefty chicks tend to be sleazy and have low standards
This is so sad.

Not if you're heterosexual and single.

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Got a call from a lady up the road yesterday. She assured me that she heard Obama say that he was going to shut down all the coal mines. Leading this idiot on, I asked her what those people (coal miners) would do? She suggested that they would have to get electricity. A bit perplexed, I said, "...

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Nishlord wrote:I'll give my friend Conan the Barbarian a call.

Nobody cares about your sex life, bitch.

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That would open up some interesting possibilities for Tina Fey, as well... That could be do-able. Lefty chicks tend to be sleazy and have low standards (them being used to lefty guys, any real man will catch them off guard). Plus they're gullible enough to believe anything. If they weren't they wou...

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Happiness is a warm gun.

Sin,

Mark Chapman.

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Nishlord wrote:Are you supposed to be Saving America right now...

No. We have at least two years before we can do anything about the Pelosi/Reid (and the other guy) suckfest.

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Rack those crazy Afro-Norwegians Some of the comments are priceless. Particularly the theory about Your President being the son of Malcolm X. I'm sure Rah Rah Rasputin, The One Board's Greatest Melt Machine ('sup, Boney M) is following this Bernsteinian saga with bated breath. It's called 'being ar...

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Nishlord wrote:
Onions wrote:do you sit around and read the dictionary all day nishlord?
No. It's called 'being articulate'.

Awesome. I guess if you're going to be a clueless cunt, you may as well be an articulate one.

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It depends. On your body type (how easy you can conceal the gun) hand size (how well you can handle it) and proficiency (speaks for itself). Thje best thing to do is go to a range that rents guns and try a few out before buying one. The best gun to carry is the one you are most comfortable with. And...

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Sudden Sam wrote:Has something happened in Atlanta that I'm unaware of? What happened to the crime-infested, nasty place I recall so fondly?

All the low-lifes moved to Alabama.

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Martyred wrote:
War Wagon wrote: You may disagree with the mission of those that served, but they were just following orders...
That didn't fly at Nuremburg.

What's a Nuremburg?

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300 posts in two weeks that say "liberals suck"... The more you post, the stupider you look. When have I ever mischaracterized the lunatic left as being liberal? What? Are you fucking 3? What kind of dumbshit insult is that? It's not an insult, it's a statement of fact. And I notice both ...

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:Don't look now, but the hapless 'Fins are 5-4 and sniffing the seat of respectability--possible playoffs!?

Not a chance. They almost lost to the fucking Seahawks at home, they'll find a way to completely implode.

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huh? wrote:
Rasputin wrote: When have I ever mischaracterized the lunatic left as being liberal?
I don't know what the fuck I'm babbling about.

Obviously.

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300 posts in two weeks that say "liberals suck"... The more you post, the stupider you look. When have I ever mischaracterized the lunatic left as being liberal? I believe that is the smack version of hari kari. I don't give a fuck if you think the moon is made out of cheese. Next clueles...

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Fuck the troops . You may disagree with the mission of those that served, but they were just following orders and doing their duty as was prescribed by their elected CINC. Many died protecting your freedom to be a mouth breathing cunt. Technicaly, I don't think anyone ever died to protect Canadians...

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huh? wrote:300 posts in two weeks that say "liberals suck"...

The more you post, the stupider you look. When have I ever mischaracterized the lunatic left as being liberal?

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Martyred wrote:Remember when Americans went half way around the world...

Remember when Canadian beureaucrats co-opted a holiday honoring veterans to give props to themselves and the UN?

That sucked.

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huh? wrote:You, the human right-wing echo chamber...

STFU, moron. If the 'right-wing' (lefty speak for anyone who prefers Adam Smith over Karl Marx) had the sense to echo me, they'd be in charge right now.

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All I can say is Fuck The Dolphins.

Assholes.

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New Orleans -5 @ Kansas City
Arizona -3 @ Seattle
San Diego @ Pittsburgh -4.5

Oakland @ Miami -10.5 is tempting, but I'll stick with the first three. Especially after those Dolphin cocksuckers gave me my first loss.

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please give me keys to this place so that I can clean up this facacta forum?? http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/6f/c0/kifmToysTypeBaby_ToysFisher_PriceActivity_Keys-resized200.jpg Threads will be moved, and feelings may be hurt. God willing. Just move everything to the MMA forum. Nobody goes ther...

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Prediction- NFC Finals at least. You prefer NFC Championship game , dumbfuck? Cowboys are a shoe-in to win the Super Bowl this year And yet there's an 83% chance they don't even make the playoffs. Try to have your team not suck too much this weekend. They still won't go anywhere, but they're seriou...

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Gaylord wrote:
Rahmsputin wrote:“The lamps are going out all over America; we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime”

Piss off, you clueless tedious twat.

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