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- Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Friday night poker
- Replies: 3
- Views: 958
Re: Friday night poker
What is the table name?
- Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I think I see a problem with using this on the battlefield
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2302
Re: I think I see a problem with using this on the battlefie
And suddenly the blow-dart becomes a viable anti-aircraft defense...the Amazon basin rejoices.
- Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 7063
RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!
I know that there exists another thread on this topic, but my wife and just saw a local news piece about our boy Jess (apparently he will be in studio tomorrow or Sunday with them) and his GoDaddy work. I think we should go ahead and change the nic to JTV from here on out. Rookie my ass. Keep killin...
- Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3077
Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
War Wagon wrote:Because just living in Oklahoma and driving their shit roads is heroic in and of itself, Coods. Fracking is a whole 'nother story.
Tell us about it:
- Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3077
Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
I wonder what MC 900 FT Jesus would think about this.Python wrote:Doesn't post here anymore.Cuda wrote:
Roofer
And I would think 7 foot tall DJs would be on that list too.
- Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Eblouissante
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2198
Re: Eblouissante
Irrationally exciting stuff for me. No doubt, especially if she went off at 1/9 odds in a 5 horse race But she seems like a nice horse, will she be eligible for the Derby? That's pretty damn funny in retrospect. Odds narrowed to 1/2 in the last minute as the #1 and #2 horses dropped to 3/1 and 4/1....
- Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Eblouissante
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2198
Re: Eblouissante
And she's 2 for 2. EXACT same racing style as Zenyatta (meaning she was 5th of 5 horses at the 3/4 pole but won by 1.5 lengths). Irrationally exciting stuff for me.
- Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Eblouissante
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2198
Re: Eblouissante
If I get to oversee the use of words like 'overlay' and make references to Beyer Numbers than I'm all for it.Jsc810 wrote:I nominate Dr. Bob to be the mod of the new horse racing forum. Rack it.
Meanwhile, Eblouissante's odds are now 1/9, five minutes to post time.
- Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Eblouissante
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2198
Re: Eblouissante
Not you. You shouldn't have wasted the 8 seconds it took you to post this.Sirfindafold wrote:who gives a fuck?
- Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Eblouissante
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2198
Re: Eblouissante
Zenyatta was awesome. Never saw her live but many times on TV. Eblouissante isn't also a Jerry Moss nag is she? No, she's owned by the guy who bred both her and Zenyatta. She is trained by John Sherriffs, though, who was Zenyatta's trainer. I saw Zenyatta once at Hollywood Park (her last race befor...
- Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Eblouissante
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2198
Eblouissante
Since there isn't a horse racing forum here... If any of you got to see Zenyatta run (either live or on tv) and like horses at all, take note that her half-sister Eblouissante is running her second race today at Santa Anita (the 7th at ~4:05pm). She destroyed the field in her first race with middle ...
- Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:04 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Te'o hoax
- Replies: 90
- Views: 9201
Re: Te'o hoax
Te'o. Teeeeeeeeeeee'o. Girlfriend dead and me wanna go home. Te', be ba Te maybe gay be ba, Girlfriend dead and me wanna go home. Miss big tackles and can't drink rum! Girlfriend dead and me wanna go home Stack up trophies but not the Big One! Girlfriend dead and me wanna go home. Come Mr. Twitter M...
- Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Shooting at California High School
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1735
Re: Mass Shooting at California High School
If I were in a gun fight in a small space like a class room I would take the shotgun almost every time. I wouldn't take the shot gun if I had the choice of a Taurus Judge though. But were you given the option of taking the gorilla then it's conversation closed, right? A Rice man like yourself surel...
- Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Shooting at California High School
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1735
Re: Mass Shooting at California High School
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-taft-shooting-20130111,0,7256103.story Wait...only one person seriously injured? The shooter had a shotgun with no high capacity magazine? He was disarmed by a teacher who wasn't packing? Good thing he didn't bring a hammer. He might have killed everybody. Ar...
- Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack Brent Musberger
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3972
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Musberger's comments kinda-sorta ventured into the lecherous/creepy realm, given the age difference between him and Katherine Webb, as well as his perseverance in making them.r all, this game was drawing a broader TV audience than your typical, run-of-the-mill college football game. Of course, Musb...
- Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: End of the World Listening Pleasure
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1426
Re: End of the World Listening Pleasure
Thank you for your feedback, mgmt will take it under advisement.The Seer wrote:
With a few exceptions, that is a nice list of tunes....TO AVOID
merry xmas anyway
Happy Kwanza
- Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: End of the World Listening Pleasure
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1426
Re: End of the World Listening Pleasure
1. Oingo Boingo - Little Girls (3:43) 2. The Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays (4:19) 3. Meat Puppets - Backwater (3:40) 4. Devo - Beautiful World (3:35) 5. Liz Phair - Dogs of L.A. (2:21) 6. Eric B And Rakim - Paid In Full (3:49) 7. Sigur Rós - Gobbledigook (3:04) 8. Peter Bjorn and John - Young...
- Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: End of the World Listening Pleasure
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1426
End of the World Listening Pleasure
Technological difficulties overcome....feel free to listen in as the radio is on.
- Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It’s been nice knowing you all
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1976
Re: It’s been nice knowing you all
Ok, the feed seems to be working now. Music available.
- Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It’s been nice knowing you all
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1976
Re: It’s been nice knowing you all
End of the world and all...
- Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
- Replies: 40
- Views: 3160
Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
Missed #11 and after reading the explanation as to why, it became more clear. That’s a pretty damned good question. The only reason I didn't miss this is because I came across it a long time ago (Marilyn Vos Savant I think). I've taught graduate level probability classes and this one still seems cr...
- Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
- Replies: 40
- Views: 3160
Re: It’s been a while… another on-line quiz:
16
Reasons listed below like one of the questions
Missed first one because I did 2/36 for snake eyes instead of 1/36 (but there are TWO ones, dammit!)
Missed 12oz gold
Missed 'blue' because I used Oct (when DST 'ends' instead of begins)
Missed last one
Reasons listed below like one of the questions
Missed first one because I did 2/36 for snake eyes instead of 1/36 (but there are TWO ones, dammit!)
Missed 12oz gold
Missed 'blue' because I used Oct (when DST 'ends' instead of begins)
Missed last one
- Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A serious question...
- Replies: 86
- Views: 9251
Re: A serious question...
What is missing, however, is the comparable rates of crime (or handgun violence...whatever the dependent variable is) for the same time periods in similar states that did not enact such legislation. This data would be consistent with a broader drop in crime rates driven by something other than conc...
- Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: TuneTown
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2263
Re: TuneTown
Nevermind, I think it is working.
- Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: TuneTown
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2263
Re: TuneTown
Hey Wolfie, I was trying to test my ability to broadcast on T1B radio (after getting the info from Smackie) - do I need a specific DJ / User ID (SC thought that any would do but I am getting an error)?
- Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A serious question...
- Replies: 86
- Views: 9251
Re: A serious question...
These both present some compelling data supporting the hypothesis that there is a positive effect of these laws on crime rates. What is missing, however, is the comparable rates of crime (or handgun violence...whatever the dependent variable is) for the same time periods in similar states that did n...
- Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Conn. school shooting
- Replies: 368
- Views: 21042
Re: Conn. school shooting
2nd worst to one that happened in 1927 (although that was a bombing).
Horrifying.
I had a call scheduled an hour ago with a woman who lives 5 miles from there, she was bawling when she picked up the phone.
Doesn't Ucant live in Connecticut? What about anyone else?
Horrifying.
I had a call scheduled an hour ago with a woman who lives 5 miles from there, she was bawling when she picked up the phone.
Doesn't Ucant live in Connecticut? What about anyone else?
- Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Nicknames in the workplace.
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1920
Re: Nicknames in the workplace.
I used to play for the Celtics, ya know, back before I was a Navy pilot. But that whole Macho Grande incident really did me in. I got addicted to huffing paint, which landed me an amazing gig as a certified mixologist for Home Depot. I was subsequently promoted to be the crew chief for Tony Stewart...
- Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 121212
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3727
Re: 121212
If you mean "seniors cruise" hot, then perhaps yes. Or "convalescent home" hot.trev wrote:Daltry has lost his voice, but he's still kinda hot. swoon
- Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: JTR strikes again
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2552
Re: JTR strikes again
I think I've seen Jess in a commercial, tv or film something like 4-6 times per year every year since the early days. Being a consistently working actor in ANYTHING is a major accomplishment (half of our friends out here are actors who are lucky to get any work at all). Rack the Rook ad infinitum!
- Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 793
Re: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
The sacred tablets tell the story of the original covenant and of the great power and responsibility bestowed upon the Chosen Few through the Divine Suppositories of Empathetic Equilibrium. Our sources confirm that an Unholy Shape-shifting Demon has assumed forms that would be irresistible to each a...
- Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 793
Re: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
Hedley, Roland Hedley is the name, dear friend. And Insatiable Curiosity are Roland Hedley's two middle names. Initials R.I.C.H. Mama Hedley had an askew sense of humor. And unfortunately it seems that the great salve of time hasn't cured the simple commonfolk of this township of the disease that ne...
- Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 793
Re: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
Rumors have begun to leak that suggest the covenant under which The Deciders were bestowed their ultimate Deciding jurisdiction, a covenant that was handed directly from The Gods above during the now famous Ceremony of the Nearly Flaming Ficus Replica (of Northern Gastonia), is a false covenant. Thi...
- Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 793
Re: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
The Deciders. Sounds innocuous enough, at least at first blush. The good people of this land have placed their trust in The Deciders, trust to do things like all of the necessary and relevant Deciding, and keep a close, watchful eye on any speculative and cavalier Deciding and Decisions that may be ...
- Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 793
Roland Hedley Special Investigation: The Decider(s)?
This is Roland Hedley reporting from the offices of our West Coast Bureau. I am reporting today following a lengthy undercover investigation into the phenomenon known only as The Deciders . Taken at face value for long enough by humble, trusting folk who don't really know better, we went places you ...
- Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Deciders Have Grinched Me!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1089
Re: The Deciders Have Grinched Me!
Apologies for the oversight, my friend. You are IN. Wait a second. If "The Deciders" use the word MY then that implies that there are not Deciders, but rather a singular, dictatorial, unilateral, non-plural Decider. The Decider sounds so very..... Idi Amin. Or David Stern. Somebody call T...
- Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well, well, well...
- Replies: 34
- Views: 4328
Re: Well, well, well...
See, this is what I love about you people. The discussion begins with an admonition about rendering a man's house unlivable and then morphs into one part smack-pillow-fight and one part serious home construction and design colloquium.
- Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well, well, well...
- Replies: 34
- Views: 4328
Re: Well, well, well...
Yeah, there really was a heater in the bathroom. In Baton Rouge.
Let's just be clear that I support whichever position casts my actions in the best possible light. Or heat lamp.
Let's just be clear that I support whichever position casts my actions in the best possible light. Or heat lamp.
- Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well, well, well...
- Replies: 34
- Views: 4328
Re: Well, well, well...
You have a heater in your bathroom? Talk about weather pussies. Most houses these days have heat in every room. Some people even have radiant heating systems in their floors. I know you're an old fuck, but you shoulda moved on from the whole log cabin/outhouse thing a while ago... Granted we are ta...
- Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well, well, well...
- Replies: 34
- Views: 4328
Re: Well, well, well...
Back at ya, TC!Terry in Crapchester wrote:Rack the Dr. Bob return. Wow.