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by Schmick Jr.
Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: dad, where are you?
Replies: 12
Views: 1155

Re: dad, where are you?

my dad used to beat me... at checkers when i was a little kid. one time i "kinged" him and he pounded his fist on the checker board making the checkers fly everywhere, then he punched a hole in the drywall. i was scared but it was the closest we ever got to bonding. when those people dress...
by Schmick Jr.
Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: dad, where are you?
Replies: 12
Views: 1155

dad, where are you?

i'm looking for my dad. he's 3 months behind on child support and I need socks, underwear, and creatine.

he's short, unnecessarily aggressive, drives a fast car, and has a really small cocker spaniel.

if you know where my dad is hanging out please tell him to come talk to me.