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The women's final was the worse ever. Completely unjerkable. Dog face vs. saggy tits couldn't work for me.

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If the people who stormed the Capitol were black and brown, but otherwise did the exact same thing, then trumpers would be wondering why widespread lethal force was not used. I think they should have done that to defend the Capitol and those inside. It would be awesome to see hooligans get mowed do...

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The hat was really not jerkable at all. It is extremely rare to find a 60+ year old woman you can squeeze one out to, but there are a few exceptional circumstances that can allow for it. One circumstance is if the old woman is wearing a hat. But not just any hat. It has to be one of those hats of a ...

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I gain an erection when I hear Pam Bondi speak.

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I beat off to Anita Bryant a good half-a-dozen times.

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Flags will be flown at half staff for a period of 30 days at all federal buildings, grounds and naval vessels throughout the country and its territories. My "flag" will be flying at full staff on New Year's Eve. It will be my customary jerk session in synchronicity with the Times Square b...

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It appears you raised your little princess with the inspiring lie, "You can be anything and do anything!" While true in theory and a nice thing to say to a little kid, the lie ignores an awful lot of reality that may arrive rudely since you didn't prepare her for it. For example, most gir...

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mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2024 1:23 am
Slap wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2024 11:09 pmJust wanted to share.
I see. That's great, but, in the future, resist the urge to share. Nobody cares.

Your opinions on this are not valued, jack wipe.

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Many years ago I had a dishwasher problem, so I called our home shield company to have someone come out and fix the problem. The worker came into our house and my daughter, age 13 at that time, was doing homework in the living room. The guy walked past her and asked her what she was studying. She to...

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About 15 years ago I was contracted to do a job for a week, Monday through Friday. I was assigned to update and upgrade the electrical system at a hotel. When I arrived on Monday morning, I found out that just the week prior, the duct work and heating and cooling systems had been upgraded. The work ...

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Biggie wrote: ↑Tue Oct 15, 2024 12:21 am Your last post was 45 days ago - a warning against using ice buckets in hotel rooms because they are repurposed jizz receptacles. What’s going on buddy

It's just a coincidence.

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His name was Henry. He was known as "Hank" for short. The day of his demise was more than 20 years ago. I remember feeling very weird when I heard some of the details. Hank was in his 70s, and his wife had died many years prior. One day he checked into a hotel. He checked in but he didn't ...

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Bobby42 wrote:Don’t use the ice bucket at all.

True.

Hotel room spank-offs use this item as their jizz bucket.

A friend told me.

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When I see someone with a neck tattoo, I know that person has given up on life. I usually try to go to another room to get away from such an individual. In an odd way, I am thankful these quitters decorate themselves this way. The societal misfits and dregs openly identify themselves, and we did not...

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I like to beat off to Asian female golfers.

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pron wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 4:45 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:55 pm my read on her is that she is a bit light on top.

Yeah, they're better when they are a bit heavier on top.

I burped out a load to this to start my weekend.

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Post her answer. Ok, here is my text to her and her reply: People who are not vaccinated are walking petri dishes, and are enabling the virus to mutate and evolve. Question: are people who are fully vaccinated likewise walking petri dishes? Yes* *bacteria on Petri dishes need the right conditions t...

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What about the chicks? I like how Wimbledon enforces the virgin white dress code for these whores. When that Ashleigh Barty chick won match point she went to a prolonged squat and you could see her pantied crotch. I imagined that was our wedding night and she was assuming the position to bring me g...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:20 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:25 am 1. A movie about your life is being made. What actor (or actress) should play you?

2. Name 7 states you have not been to.

3. Shaken or stirred?

4. What was the worst day of your college life?

5. What would you order for your last meal?
5. Pussy

Excellent selection.

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I bet the Cos already has some tail lined up.

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Jeffrey Toobin It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table. This is why people hate "the media," CNN and cable news. You're telling me there aren't millions of highly qualified lawyers in the US who ha...

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Softball Bat wrote:Jeffrey Toobin

It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table.

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That guy has had a lot of sperm hammered into his ass.

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I spanked it off to daughter Judy a few times.

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If it is too much for her to meet with the media they should work out a creative solution for the young lady. After the first round she could go to a back room and fellate the head tennis writer from the NY Times. After round two she could do the same for the dude from the BBC. And so on. I'm good a...

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Softball Bat wrote:As the plane continued its flight, Haak further engaged in inappropriate conduct in the cockpit, as the first officer continued to perform her duties as an assigned aircrew member

What "duties" did the female co-pilot perform?

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Roach wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 1:30 pmI think women rule the world and that no man has ever done anything that a woman either hasn’t allowed him to do or encouraged him to do.

It sounds like something written by a man whose balls have been clipped.

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One of my sons lived in San Francisco for college, and I paid him well under $40k/year for living expenses. He was not living like a king, but he was not "living in poverty." My other son lived in Los Angeles after high school, and worked at a job that paid him less than $40k/year. Like h...

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smackaholic wrote:But can we agree that picking any post Terry Kath love ballad from Chicago makes you a fag?

Men who listen to Chicago are as queer as the day is long.

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smackaholic wrote:Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass

I'd like to see a few of the board members get worked over by a goose.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 7:59 pm

That looks like a giant vagina.

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I spilled some loads to her.

Her name alone usually gave me wood.

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smackaholic wrote:And being a heaux is one of the oldest business transactions there is.

That's true. Mark me down as being in favor of legalized whoring. Men have been paying to have their dick sucked from time immemorial.

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Dnsdale wrote:Earvin Johnson and Norm Nixon

I bet both of them got to hump one of the Laker Girls after each win.

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Left Seater wrote:whore step daughters

One of life's underrated pleasures.

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Once you have choked on a lot of cock you have met all requirements to enter California politics.

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ML@Coyote wrote:watching porn and jerking off in your hotel bed

That's a quality vacation.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 7:07 am

That guy has swallowed a lot of sperm.

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Men like smackaholic usually have desperately unsatisfied wives who are regularly getting banged by a very dark mandingo on the sly.

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Transportation for up to two individuals to identify the deceased individual

Transportation for two? What if I come alone?

Will FEMA pay for my hotel and a hooker? They need to be flexible here.

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