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1. Allow... no Encourage Priests to marry. It was a failed experiment from inception and has only gotten more ridiculous. The rule has stopped exactly ZERO Priests from blowing a load. Monogamy, not celibacy. I assume that all you well versed Christians are aware that Me and Mary…Magdalene, We had ...

Just alright?

Bless you my children. After I rise tomorrow from a death-like slumber I’ll probably go out and hide some Easter eggs and eat a chocolate bunny.

Mimosas may also be in order.

Roux wrote: ↑Sat Apr 19, 2025 4:09 am Innocent of what? What did you (allegedly) do that caused you to be banned?

Stanley needs to get a life.

Python wrote: ↑Mon Apr 07, 2025 11:23 pm
Jesus H Christ wrote: ↑Sun Apr 06, 2025 4:14 am
I don’t get any royalties for those you know.
Yes you do. It’s called a tithe. Shut up.

When am I going to start seeing 1/10 of your take home in my personal account?

Two orders of business here: 1. Jesus, I went to Mass this morning, as doubtless you know. Can I ask, what was the deal with the Priest? I'm always keen to pay attention to the sermons, you know, to pick up any theological tidbits that may be in the offing. But this morning Father was just all over...

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sat Apr 05, 2025 10:53 pm
The thing at work now is tiny Jesus dolls being placed around the building. I’ve grabbed several. I keep one in my truck. Confuses those who know me.

I don’t get any royalties for those you know. You’d think that I would be able to own the rights to own my own NIL.

If you guys are serious about this petition you’d better get it submitted pretty soon. I’m due to leave for a while on May 29.

WTF?!?!?

All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.

Dear Leader must have receipts somehow. Speaking of which, I ask of our glorious board m0d J.H.C., are we gonna have to craft periodic reports detailing our board contributions? What if some of us never get a rack for our takes? Will there be layoffs, furloughs or castings down to hell for being un...

Ain’t about to do no favors for nobody talking smack on my boy Frank. We go way back.

Jesus H. Christ wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2024 8:46 pm I am sitting jesus.

bless all thy fecal extrusions this holy season.

Careful big brother. You may be older but I’m a lot quicker.

Oh, and Hook ‘em Horns, BTW.

We’re gonna send them little Devils back to Hell where they belong.

You’re close, but I’m better looking than that. Here’s a recent photo of me in real life.

Loving this. What a great way to celebrate my birthday!!

Fuck the Yankees. Can you do one of these for LA too?

I always wanted him to play me when he was young. We looked a lot alike, you know.

The voice was pretty close too.

Meat Head wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2024 7:41 pm
Sven Golly wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2024 6:02 pm
Jesus you're ignorant.
Why are you telling jesus that in this thread? Add it on to your prayer for the shooting victims.

Did I hear my name used vain here? Careful, you heathen motherfuckers.

JPGettysburg has been Addressed Ten score and nine days ago My Father brought forth on this sordid clambake, a new Tard, conceived in dumbfuckery and dedicated to the proposition that all spam is created equal. Now We are in a great, uncivil war, testing whether that clambake, or any clambake so en...

Just to be clear. We don’t go for none of that Hindu mumbo jumbo around here.

Our little poll concerning JPG ended on Thursday afternoon, with a large majority in favor of running the sorry asshole. T!B, however, is not a democracy, so We (the Deciders, which includes Me and my Dad among others) have taken this under advisement. After keeping Holy the Sabbath (Fourth Commandm...

OK wait a minute I think I need to jump in here. This is me last summer on Longisland.

It seems that one poster recently has been making this sordid clambake almost unreadable and driving away much of our already mostly worthless traffic.

What to do.
What to do.

Discuss

I don’t normally interject myself into petty squabbles involving ignorant posers, but I’ll have to say here that JPWhatever is truly a Fucking Idiot.

Please stop falsely invoking my name. Nothing good for you will come of it.

Well, Friday wasn’t a particularly Good day, for Me. But I’m feeling a little better today.

Don't you sinners have anything to discuss other than these lame political takes, which are mostly hyper partisan uninformed bullshit anyway? Posters have been cast out for spamming like this. Woe to you spammers and Pharisees, you hypocrites! I may have to start casting some of you out some with th...

Bless you, my son.

This was a few years ago but, if memory serves, it may have been a little too much Manischewitz that led to this. That and Mary Magdalene, well...never mind.

Not my best moment.

Makes sense now - the photo really shows how you're striking a balance. Did you say that with a lisp? JFC he turned his pool green and put a hedge 3' from a fence. "Striking a balance" would be hiring some queers to make design decisions from here on out. You got my initials wrong, doofus...

It may be my name up there, but my dad calls the shots.

Neither side acknowledges me as the true Messiah. I may have to step in and blow the whole Dad damned place up. Then we could have true Christians like Mike Johnson step in and clean up the mess.

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:16 pm
Biden called LL Cool J “boy”. Jesus Christ, this guy is a fuckup a minute.

Who are YOU to be telling ME who’s a fuckup?
Honky.

Re: Weekend Roll Call 6-10-23 Be careful kcdave. You’re skating on thin ice.

Be careful kcdave. You’re skating on thin ice.

Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 7:46 pm Worst mOd ever

You could be right.

But don’t fucking piss me off. I do have a temper.

Meat Head wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:46 pm Jesus, your thoughts?

For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and everyone who humbles himself will be exalted.

Don’t blame me. I was taking a few days off at the Sea of Galilee.

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:10 pm
Jesus H Christ wrote: ↑Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:06 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:22 pm Jesus H Christ, if it's truly a bot then maybe it should be banned.
He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at...it.
Jesus has been partaking of the sacraments lately...

You would too if you could make wine out of water.

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:22 pm Jesus H Christ, if it's truly a bot then maybe it should be banned.

He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at...it.

Bless you my son.

There's a new Savior in town.

BTW...DAD and ðĄÐ is not involved at all here. This is my thing.

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