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Jesus H. Christ wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2024 8:46 pm I am sitting jesus.

bless all thy fecal extrusions this holy season.

Careful big brother. You may be older but I’m a lot quicker.

Oh, and Hook ‘em Horns, BTW.

We’re gonna send them little Devils back to Hell where they belong.

You’re close, but I’m better looking than that. Here’s a recent photo of me in real life.

Loving this. What a great way to celebrate my birthday!!

Fuck the Yankees. Can you do one of these for LA too?

I always wanted him to play me when he was young. We looked a lot alike, you know.

The voice was pretty close too.

Meat Head wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2024 7:41 pm

Sven Golly wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2024 6:02 pm
Jesus you're ignorant.

Why are you telling jesus that in this thread? Add it on to your prayer for the shooting victims.

Did I hear my name used vain here? Careful, you heathen motherfuckers.

JPGettysburg has been Addressed Ten score and nine days ago My Father brought forth on this sordid clambake, a new Tard, conceived in dumbfuckery and dedicated to the proposition that all spam is created equal. Now We are in a great, uncivil war, testing whether that clambake, or any clambake so en...

Just to be clear. We don’t go for none of that Hindu mumbo jumbo around here.

Our little poll concerning JPG ended on Thursday afternoon, with a large majority in favor of running the sorry asshole. T!B, however, is not a democracy, so We (the Deciders, which includes Me and my Dad among others) have taken this under advisement. After keeping Holy the Sabbath (Fourth Commandm...

OK wait a minute I think I need to jump in here. This is me last summer on Longisland.

It seems that one poster recently has been making this sordid clambake almost unreadable and driving away much of our already mostly worthless traffic.

What to do.
What to do.

Discuss

I don’t normally interject myself into petty squabbles involving ignorant posers, but I’ll have to say here that JPWhatever is truly a Fucking Idiot.

Please stop falsely invoking my name. Nothing good for you will come of it.

Well, Friday wasn’t a particularly Good day, for Me. But I’m feeling a little better today.

Don't you sinners have anything to discuss other than these lame political takes, which are mostly hyper partisan uninformed bullshit anyway? Posters have been cast out for spamming like this. Woe to you spammers and Pharisees, you hypocrites! I may have to start casting some of you out some with th...

Bless you, my son.

This was a few years ago but, if memory serves, it may have been a little too much Manischewitz that led to this. That and Mary Magdalene, well...never mind.

Not my best moment.

Makes sense now - the photo really shows how you're striking a balance. Did you say that with a lisp? JFC he turned his pool green and put a hedge 3' from a fence. "Striking a balance" would be hiring some queers to make design decisions from here on out. You got my initials wrong, doofus...

It may be my name up there, but my dad calls the shots.

Neither side acknowledges me as the true Messiah. I may have to step in and blow the whole Dad damned place up. Then we could have true Christians like Mike Johnson step in and clean up the mess.

Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:16 pm
Biden called LL Cool J “boy”. Jesus Christ, this guy is a fuckup a minute.

Who are YOU to be telling ME who’s a fuckup?
Honky.

Be careful kcdave. You’re skating on thin ice.

Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 7:46 pm Worst mOd ever

You could be right.

But don’t fucking piss me off. I do have a temper.

Meat Head wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:46 pm Jesus, your thoughts?

For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and everyone who humbles himself will be exalted.

Don’t blame me. I was taking a few days off at the Sea of Galilee.

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:10 pm

Jesus H Christ wrote: ↑Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:06 pm

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:22 pm Jesus H Christ, if it's truly a bot then maybe it should be banned.

He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at...it.

Jesus has been partaking of the sacraments lately...

You would too if you could make wine out of water.

Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:22 pm Jesus H Christ, if it's truly a bot then maybe it should be banned.

He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at...it.

Bless you my son.

There's a new Savior in town.

BTW...DAD and ðĄÐ is not involved at all here. This is my thing.

How the fuck has the conversation come to this in a thread about David Crosby’s death?! Roach, this board is becoming pretty unreadable. Jesus H Christ, did you see Neil Young in here? Eleven posts in 8 years and you fukkers are trying to scare him off. He's a sensitive guy. Yes, I did. I like his ...

You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone looks different, makes you feel uncomfortable or threatens your grandpa's used car lot, cap his BLM ass. Jesus Fucking Christ, how do you regist...

You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone looks different, makes you feel uncomfortable or threatens your grandpa's used car lot, cap his BLM ass.