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Now Ruth Buzzi croaked, I feel lucky so here goes

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And thanks to HPG for the pics I was able to get my jerk on finally.

Luckily before I saw the Sam pic.

Slap wrote: ↑Fri Mar 14, 2025 6:34 pm Happy Beat Off Day, Y'all. 3.14 times today.

One is in the books (this morning). 2.14 yet to cum.

Now please tell wtf is a .14 jack off????

Inquiring minds need to know.

Brian Wilson, Beach Boy, dementia, July Petula Clark, Singer, cancer, December Ruth Buzzi, actress, dementia, November Post Malone, musician, car accident, August Selena Gomez, star, Lupus, September Found this at the farmer's market. Changed my day! https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=htt...

Well Zack is long gone, along with the other criminals of the late dot pedo/net so somebody has to do the daylight savings thread. Clones don't fuck up remember . . . Fall forward. Spring back. Set your clocks ahead this Saturday night. Then find a warm loaf of bread, or a banana peel and wank it in...

Air brushed, idealized wgaf I've been fappin' in some banana skins for the last half hour. Warm em up a little in the micro.

1- Bob Newhart, the comic, various cancers, September 2- Nancy Pelosi, political con artist, Scabies and Vaginal Shingles, August 3- Willie Nelson, you know, Just fucking old likely congestive heart failure, November 4- Roman Polanski, famed film maker and pedophile, murdered in August 5- Engelbert ...

I would SO bury my peter in that second one.

wow

Are you going to hide the penetration and leave the cake for others to enjoy? lol, no. I'm wrecking this fucker. I got plans, bitches. I'll hollow out the center of the cake and put a water balloon inside before frosting it with Laquitia's round cheeks and blushing lips. Before filling the balloon ...

Most good boys know this, but as a public service remember That juicy cake might be cool on the outside but Hot as shit inside. Try to restrain yourself for a few more minutes before jamming it to those DSLs. No blistering dicks please. Are you going to hide the penetration and leave the cake for ot...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkFyaf0RmZs/TAAOL1cftCI/AAAAAAAAE7c/D-13DUv1Zks/s400/IMG_8363.JPG Wow, a perfect warm loaf for wank. Easy does it boys push it in slow don't break the crust. Scoop some out first if you are in a hurry. Ok to lather up with butter, or bacon grease, if you feel messy.

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Sep 17, 2022 5:16 am Backhand

Technique used in wanking to give a fresh feel to the dick. Similar to making your Jack arm numb first by laying on it, or using the non-usual wank hand (making love to a stranger).

It's all about making it fresh.