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TVO

I'm sure work will find me in some arid shithole soon enough.

So that means you drain the shit out of the digester before you scrape the tank. Do you need a GED to get that kind of work?

TVO

Nice glass dick. See the Death pool thread.

Why did your parents hate teaching reading comprehension?

TVO

Papa Willie wrote:
Van wrote:'Spray, how did you ever resist the temptation to change Mini's name, in honor of our attorney friend from San Luis Obispo?
????? You mean TVO?

Van should keep his mouth shut, lest I release the information showing him a confirmed homosexual.

Why do you hate California?

TVO

Python wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: Very hobbit-like little safety shelters.
Are Perk jokes still allowed?

Fuck you

TVO

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Top five unintentional KYOA posters

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Does anyone here intentionally kick their own ass?

Says the 'roid ranger with a penis fantasy.

Why do you hate straight people?

TVO

Cuda why are you obsessed with misbehaving negros?

TVO

Were you one of those doucebags that called Benica "Ben-isha"? Are you talking about a city called Benicia, CA off the I-780, SE of Vallejo? Sin- M2ool and TVblOw What are you raving about you vapid fucknut? The syphilis must be hitting the gray matter up in what's left of your dome. Quic...

TVO

He's just lucky he got a head beating, not a Michelin X necklace.

TVO

Derron wrote:. . . it is a pretty good feeling to know you have more guns, bombs and shit like that than any other country in the world.

It probably also feels really good to you to have all that penis shoved up your ass as you like it.

TVO

Military Industrial Congressional Complex

The is no such thing you dunce. Who told you that, your 5th grade history teacher?

Why do you hate a free economy?

TVO

above the rim

The best part of the meat, if you ask any honest homo.

Know any???

TVO

Littering? Justice court.

Who are the small people, now?

TVO

They better damn well treat him nice, and get him a good public defender. Partial witness. My ass.

Why do you hate the justice system?

TVO

You do realise that there is a distinct possibility that you may be summoned to court for this in the future to testify dont you?.....in ARIZONA......you paying airfare both ways from Conecticut?.....if you dont show up you will have a warrant out for your arrest in Az. if you ever cross the border...

TVO

mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:You, on the other hand, are a frustrated Town And Country cashier
I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory? Why do you hate capitalism?

You vapid dolt.

Why do you hate self love?

TVO

This has to be the epitome of circle jerks. I don't know which of you is most depraved or retarded. But I'll let my guard down just this once and say rack the trools and reindeer (feels like mvs turds in my mouth) and merry christmas.

You too ap.

TVO

Blitzen wrote:
TVO wrote:Ponderous. Mercy fucking animals.

We know what you are Miss Katy.

Hop on, shorty, need a lift?. If I can shuttle the elves to the Toy Shop every morning, I can certainly orbit the Earth with you
a dozen or so times.

If I want any oil out of You, I'll squeeze your duct.

Pal.

TVO

honestly it should be closed to climbing in the winter. It is bad enough in the spring and summer. And locators should be mandatory. Too much money is being spent looking for these shitbricks that think they are "Too Good" to carry them. I was up on the glacier Skiing at Timberline a few ...

TVO

Ponderous. Mercy fucking animals.

We know what you are Miss Katy.

TVO

Why do you hate our justice system?

TVO

I'm too busy defending homeless drug addicts and whores to make it rhyme but Seven bloody rubbers falling out of Atomic Punk's ass... Six black vibrating dildos in Katy's drawers Five dead reindeer. Four snow tires afire around mvscal's neck Three humming young boys dangling from Diego's whang Two b...

TVO

This is honestly the BEST reindeer year yet. This is funnay this time! Brutal AND funnay!!! edit: Oh DonderIAA, Vixen apparently married a "man" and has a family now. Good for her, sucks for you. Yeah, being a nurse is "no career" as you say you fucking twat. Update your spreads...

TVO

Do they offer rides?

Sincerely,
Perk

Yes, and they are only slightly cramped.

TVO

In.

Why do you hate shit trolls?

TVO

even a good chopstick to punch holes in your roast and insert

...S w o o n ...

TVO

Lieclone talks such a big game, he probably has a miniture dick and is all pussified.

Why do you hate being yourself?

TVO

What major changes do want to see...

I want you guys to stop harassing me because I'm gay and a lawyer.

Why do you hate America?

TVO

Nice try. Well really not so nice.

Go back to glomming carp and having sex with your cousins. This board is Way over your head.

TVO

Talk about serious ass holes.

Why do you hate humbleness?

TVO

mvscal wrote:Good for her. Poor little Tiny Lawyer must have been sucking his thumb in the corner while muttering imprecations against "racist fuckholes."

Go eat some ass there skippy.

Chunky style.

TVO

I'd take that case.

moron.

Why do you hate reality?

TVO

Then again, wooo, a TVO/Nick Frisco ticket would be awesome too.

Get it right.

TVO

Why don't you two symbiotic ass eaters go ahead and get a room.

Jesus it's just embarrasing watch this shit.

TVO

No rush whatsoever. I'll take my sweet time punting you or anyone else who wants to step... to the curb. <--- cracks knuckles Don't break your pretty fingernails there on the keyboard. Fag. I expect you to be a panty waisted goat ropping little girl... With an internet terminal. Like I said. Fag.

TVO

Looks more like a gay bath house with dirty floors to me.

TVO

Fags.

TVO

...thanks to our system of caves.

There you go again. Why can you not post anything without a reference to anal sex? Jesus, finally a decent thread and you drop the corn hole angle.

Why do you hate being straight?

TVO

Yeah. You have to stand around with other men glopping away, and then be stared at on a laptop belonging to a latent homosexual.

Said latent homosexual then posts whole story on internet message borad...

TVO

... is coming out still a big deal?

You dolt. I did it six months ago and now nobody even notices.

There are also more gay characters on prime-time television shows than ever before.

Why do you hate the free enterprise system?

TVO

Martyred wrote:
KC Scott wrote: Ron Paul
Kikey no likey.

Nice job revealing your ignorance and kicking your own ass. Again.

Why are you such an ignorant dolt?

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