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by Variable
Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IRAQ: Rack those brave fighting men...
Replies: 8
Views: 1325

Martyred wrote:Image

Bring

It

On
BWAHAHAHHAHAA

That's supposed to be scary? The dumbfuck on the bottom left forgot to leave a hole in his doo-rag to see through. Nice going, Marty.
by Variable
Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Look Like Bush might get his own version of Watergate
Replies: 86
Views: 7500

What part of "Fuck The State" aren't you getting? I apply it equally to Canada. Dude, where we're at now is hardly ideal, but, again, the anarchy-thing was tried and it blew. What you're not getting is that thugs with guns will always organize with other thugs with guns, whether states an...
by Variable
Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Look Like Bush might get his own version of Watergate
Replies: 86
Views: 7500

Get over this Republican/Democrat bullshit. Both parties are beholden to corporate/union/globalist interests. Their concern for you does not extend beyond the value you can offer the state. Once the United States of Dracula is done draining your blood, you will barely register as a statistic in the...
by Variable
Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Look Like Bush might get his own version of Watergate
Replies: 86
Views: 7500

You know what I want? I want to be happy and content. Life is pretty simple, but most people go out of their way to make it difficult and unpleasant. No. You want to be coddled by the big muscle-fag that is the homo-erotic military "security state". Why, because I think of a standing army...
by Variable
Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Look Like Bush might get his own version of Watergate
Replies: 86
Views: 7500

We sheep love a good herding. So I'm a Republican again? I thought I was grouped in with the Democrats last week after I called the Bush Administration "The Gang Who Couldn't Shoot Straight." You guys should really get together and iron this shit out. :lol: I only care about who's in powe...
by Variable
Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Look Like Bush might get his own version of Watergate
Replies: 86
Views: 7500

Interesting viewpoint, considering you and I wouldn't have our respective countries without one. Fuck countries too. Interesting theory. Good luck with roads, medical care, police, etc. That was tried in the past. Everyone died at age 35. It sucked. How's about this. Just go about your daily routin...
by Variable
Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Look Like Bush might get his own version of Watergate
Replies: 86
Views: 7500

Well that's the wrong question to ask him. :) Should I give him the 47-page answer? :D Naw, I'll just give him the cliff's notes... I served in the Navy from 1992-1998, including Operation Desert Strike at the tail end of the gulf war. Unlike many of the yay-hoos around here who like to act like th...
by Variable
Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Look Like Bush might get his own version of Watergate
Replies: 86
Views: 7500

Martyred wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:... strategically sound ...
Oh yeah... rock solid.
Uh-huh.

:meds:
You might have a bit more credibility on this topic if your military didn't still tow cannons with horses.
by Variable
Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Demoncrat's backpeddaling on Iraq war....funny stuff..
Replies: 33
Views: 2825

Did you fail to read the link and see the vote? Congress is decidedly tired of Bushs justification for this war, because the public is. It's time we make positive, visible moves to an exit strategy and turn over as much of the responsibilities of fighting the insurgents to the Iraqi people as is po...
by Variable
Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bubba still trying to salvage his tarnished legacy....
Replies: 64
Views: 4539

Zarqawi would have never existed if we had never went to Iraq. Actually, he would be cheerfully blowing up our Kurdish allies with a nod and a wink from Saddam if we hadn't invaded. Not that anyone is expecting you to have a clue or anything. :lol: I'm sure if we had never invaded Iraq, Al-Zarqawi ...
by Variable
Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: bush approval rating at 37 percent
Replies: 55
Views: 4257

Imperial County and western San Bernardino County are definitely the armpit of the state. Desolate some?
by Variable
Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proof Positive That Repugnantcans Suck The Oil Cos' Cocks...
Replies: 24
Views: 3063

Yeah, I mean why should you have to promise to tell the truth when it's just a friendly little get-together amongst old buddies? That's pretty much exactly what it was. There was no formality to the procedures, as this was basically just a question and answer session. Personally, I think that oil c...
by Variable
Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: UNION YES!
Replies: 85
Views: 5339

Secondly; If all the unskilled Union workers were so highly paid all these years and were soaking their companies, why did the Big Three post such HUGE profits, up until just these recent last few years or so?! Seems they soaked up those HIGHLY paid non skilled lazy Union workers wages and benefits...
by Variable
Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proof Positive That Repugnantcans Suck The Oil Cos' Cocks...
Replies: 24
Views: 3063

Not trying to go Detard here, but you got a link? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ibd/20051110/bs_ibd_ibd/2005119feature I read a different article about the procedings that said that the reason they didn't want them sworn in was because they wanted complete answers to their questions and not some measured...
by Variable
Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:15 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Terrell Owens: His Options
Replies: 25
Views: 3602

In Salt n Peppa Terrell teams up with one of our own, OCMike. The plot lines are a little disturbing as this is a story of two men, of different color, who share the same crib. T.O. played football and caught passes and OCMike played catcher in baseball, and well, he caught things too. In this come...
by Variable
Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BUWAHAHAHAHAH @ Ahnold!!!!
Replies: 84
Views: 6274

Exactly. The advertinsg, both print and media for this election was absolutely appalling. Props to Arnold for not taking the low road. Unfortunately, his opponents did. So much for Ahnnld's vaunted fundraising prowess. Dude got buried by union money. The libs had him caught in a catch 22. He couldn...
by Variable
Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Truth or hype?Did Bush lie about Saddam threat
Replies: 14
Views: 1579

Sure, it's still entirely possible that they were shipped off to Syria... You'll never know unless you go looking for them. FASTER, NEOCONS! KILL! KILL! Seriously, I would have much rather that we had attacked Syria, as I believe they're a much bigger problem than Iraq was. I'm sure they went after...
by Variable
Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BUWAHAHAHAHAH @ Ahnold!!!!
Replies: 84
Views: 6274

So you disagree with our Founding Fathers? Why do you hate democracy? Our founding fathers would be appalled to see ballot propositions. The Electoral College out front should have told you that. I see the results of this election as a sign that the people of California are finally catching on and ...
by Variable
Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: UNION YES!
Replies: 85
Views: 5339

Re: UNION YES!

So the problem isn't that unions want $25/hour for unskilled labor? How skilled did Ken Lay have to be to drive Enron under? To be fair, it was a team effort. But no, it didn't take much skill to make a company that big go completely south. It sure took a hell of a lot of skill to get it from a sma...
by Variable
Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Review: The Truth with Jokes
Replies: 9
Views: 908

but the real answer lies in why was the stupidest person and biggest corporate failure elected. And that reason is because to many Americans trust our airwaves that Reagan wanted to give back to us. Wrong. Bush keeps getting elected because the Democrats don't have their own message (the evil you k...
by Variable
Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Truth or hype?Did Bush lie about Saddam threat
Replies: 14
Views: 1579

Did he lie? No. Embellish, for the point of effect? Sure. Rely on biased sources for critical information? Yep. Make premature conclusions from inconclusive data? Uh huh. What I think really strengthened the "Bush lied, soldiers died" bumpersticker crowd was his administration's stand-offi...
by Variable
Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: UNION YES!
Replies: 85
Views: 5339

Re: UNION YES!

The coalition includes the United Auto Workers, International Union of Electrical Workers-Communication Workers of America, United Steelworkers, International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers, and International Union of Operating Engin...
by Variable
Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So the war on terror is being fought by the poor, eh?
Replies: 124
Views: 9697

Cuda wrote:No, I'm going to declare you a ubb code illiterate
Already fixed. Nice 78 MPH fastball you've got there.
Cuda wrote:
Variable wrote:I was stationed on an amphibious aircraft carrier
You sure it wasn't a Soviet Flying Atomic Sub?


:lol: <--------Pssst....not really.
by Variable
Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So the war on terror is being fought by the poor, eh?
Replies: 124
Views: 9697

So what you're saying is anybody who does something heroic in combat is dumb as a box of fucking rocks , right? Brilliant analysis, dumbfuck. Yes, it is Maybe if you've spent all day in a freshly painted closet with the door shut. Using that same line of thought, Your line of thought, btw No, a few...
by Variable
Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So the war on terror is being fought by the poor, eh?
Replies: 124
Views: 9697

Funny how nobody has mentioned the officers who lead these soldiers into battle. I guess their backgrounds and education don't count, right? Forward he cried, from the rear, and the front rank died. The generals sat, and the lines on the map, moved from side to side. What the fuck do you know about...
by Variable
Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So the war on terror is being fought by the poor, eh?
Replies: 124
Views: 9697

If you've got the ability to perform a skill, even something small, chances are you won't be charging up a beachhead at a machine gun nest. But if you're dumb as a box of fucking rocks, rich or poor, your ass is gonna be in the first wave at Omaha beach. So what you're saying is anybody who does so...
by Variable
Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So the war on terror is being fought by the poor, eh?
Replies: 124
Views: 9697

You just couldn't more wrong if you tried. Everyone is expendable. Smart, stupid, black, white it doesn't matter a fucking bit. You're all green and you're all government property. Believe me, as a former engineroom mechanic, I know that better than most. Our job in the event of a catastropic plant...
by Variable
Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So the war on terror is being fought by the poor, eh?
Replies: 124
Views: 9697

Yep, that's right. SEVENTY EIGHT PERCENT of recruits come from housholds making less than 52k Well hot damn!!! Look at all them rich folk rushing to go to Fallujah!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Mind if someone who's actually served offers up an opinion on this? :meds: The VAST majority of blacks and wh...
by Variable
Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: bush approval rating at 37 percent
Replies: 55
Views: 4257

The hottest day I've ever seen was 117 when I was in Tempe. The only difference between that day and a 105 degree day was that I didn't bother to go outside for a swim that day. Other than that is was AC all the way. It's like being up north in the winter. Once it gets below 10 degrees, the rest is...
by Variable
Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush Winning The Hearts Of Soldiers........
Replies: 5
Views: 888

The problem with Diego Garcia is there's nothing to do outside of the base, so you're stuck with the bar or the base theater for entertainment. Hell, there isn't even some decent local snizz to bury your face in! A good duty station in the Navy is one where there's lots of time off and lots of recre...
by Variable
Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: bush approval rating at 37 percent
Replies: 55
Views: 4257

Omaha gets up to 118 degrees? After 95, who the fuck is counting? Your ass is indoors with the AC on. The difference is, no blizzards in Phoenix. Speaking as someone who has lived in areas that get some serious heat, there isn't a whole lot of difference between about 95-105, but anything above tha...
by Variable
Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush Winning The Hearts Of Soldiers........
Replies: 5
Views: 888

Re: Bush Winning The Hearts Of Soldiers........

As if the Bush administration doesn't have enough problems enlisting soldiers. :meds: There's no excuse for what happened to those guys, but those types of things happen under every administration. You've just never heard about it before because those stories would have never made the press during ...
by Variable
Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Flight 81 San Fran to Philly.. prepare for crash landing
Replies: 26
Views: 1533

Shoalzie wrote:The Eagles need to cut bait ASAP...no one is worth this much trouble.
Yeah, but they're the type of organization that would just let him sit for the rest of the year, just to make an example out of the guy.
by Variable
Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: bush approval rating at 37 percent
Replies: 55
Views: 4257

Why not just move into a pizza oven? It'd be cheaper and the weather would be just like AZ. :D Actually, the OL and I have been contemplating a move to Texas so that we can take care of her mom and the land she owns. The OL telecommutes, so it's only me that'd have to find a job. Our mortgage paymen...
by Variable
Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: U.S. soldiers: PM me to escape your tyranny.
Replies: 24
Views: 2081

Dr_Phibes wrote:
DrDetroit wrote: North Korea to starve to death so that their fearless leader can fuck thirteen tyear old boys.
Link? Post your data, please.
On the starving or the buggering of boys... :lol:

I saw it on Team America World Police, so it must be true.
by Variable
Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: U.S. soldiers: PM me to escape your tyranny.
Replies: 24
Views: 2081

Yes, but only because they're too drunk to care.
by Variable
Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: U.S. soldiers: PM me to escape your tyranny.
Replies: 24
Views: 2081

Not only that, all of their good doctors come here to practice medicine as well.
by Variable
Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: bush approval rating at 37 percent
Replies: 55
Views: 4257

Variable, you just got your ass shucked by B... Houses in more rural areas, while they may be more affordable relative to the suburbs or major metropolitan areas, are still high relative to the local citizen's ability to afford them. Sure, you or I could afford a palace in those areas because we ma...
by Variable
Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This week in Republican treason!
Replies: 37
Views: 1862

Again, I say it amaizes me. No, not the content of the dimwits I read. Oh, I thought you were referring to Fubuclown getting "allusion" right and then butchering "alluding", a derivative of the same word, in the same sentence. That Indiana public education is rearing its ugly he...
by Variable
Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: U.S. soldiers: PM me to escape your tyranny.
Replies: 24
Views: 2081

Lemme see. Lower crime, universal health care, better air quality, top flight public transit, less traffic.... Some pretty blanket generalizations there. If we're comparing Vancouver to South Central, then yeah, scoreboard Canada. But there are plenty of sweet places to live in CA that beat somepla...