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Ah man, just heard that Roger is no more. Had many a chat on the phone back in the day (which usually ended up with him singing old cantor stuff). RACK THE SHRUBBER. (And Van's dead too?) Yes and fixed. Don't know about Val. Hang on...Van's dead? That's shit. Start taking care of yourselves, my Bro...

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Ah man, just heard that Roger is no more. Had many a chat on the phone back in the day (which usually ended up with him singing old cantor stuff). RACK THE SHRUBBER.

(And Val's dead too?)

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The Big Pickle wrote:

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Papa Willie wrote:Isn't it amazing to see what people will do and say for money?

Like actual jobs? Yeah, I can see you being amazed by that concept.

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I love that photo of me. Not as much as Pickle does, though.

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Indeed.

And right-wingers: this was the best person you could put up? Really?

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A question to all the Trump haters. Now that you are ready to kick the Donald to the curb, are you also ready to condemn JFK? The only difference between Jack and Donald, is that Jack did his womanizing after he became President, well, before as well. And he had a world class piece of ass and young...

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This lad - who has spent £20,000 (which is, what, $17 or so nowadays) in an attempt to look like David Beckham - lives about 10 minutes away from me. I'm sure I could hook you up with him if you wanted, Pickle, so he could get some lessons on being a completely deluded fantasist. watch?v=VxzlCdPxlYM

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Read this. Immediately thought of 30 unemployable people on this forum who could do with a job at something they're experienced in.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/h ... sky-227033

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I went on pokemongo.com and was really upset to discover it wasn't an interracial gay porn remake of Blazing Saddles.

Sincerely,
Pikkkle

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CLINTON - "Pickkkle's a racist mong who puts up random photos of women on the internet in an attempt to hide the fact that likes black men to put the Gayness to his Anus, isn't he?"

COSBY - "Yes. Yes, he is."

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The Big Pickle wrote:Find her and you find me. :)

Sincerely,
Ted Bundy

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Hang on...fucking bagpipes? Is this how low you people have sunk?

(actually, it's a vast improvement on fucking Rush)

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That's my back room. See the ornament of the Queen at the back? that's a teapot.

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OK, let me try:

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Mate, we invented racist fuckwittery. You're just dick-riding, again.

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And this classic from a Norwegian commentator in 1981: 'Lord Nelson! Lord Beaverbrook! Sir Winston Churchill! Sir Anthony Eden! Clement Attlee! Henry Cooper! Lady Diana! Maggie Thatcher - can you hear me, Maggie Thatcher! Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!' https...

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This is better, even though it still hurts: He's going to pass it to Diego, there's Maradona with it, two men on him, Maradona steps on the ball, there goes down the right flank the genius of world football, he leaves the wing and he's going to pass it to Burruchaga... Still Maradona! Genius! Genius...

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You love me. You really, really love me. I was toying with coming back here, y'know, but after that fucking referendum...how can I look down on Americans for being stupid bastards ever again? If you've got someone in your family that you need to marry off, get in touch. I need that Green Card. (and ...

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Oh, and these people nail it:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/pi ... to-iceland

http://www.wsc.co.uk/forum-index/40-eur ... nd#1232409

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Shit, how do you put YouTube videos up again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9klBNiTFc

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I saw it coming. Iceland - organised, disciplined, unafraid, up for it. England - miserable shower of shit-scared, already-moneyed-and-gloried-up-to-fuck, useless arse-muppets. I spent the entire game whooping with glee at what unfolded. Fuck England. [youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9klBNiTFc[/yo...

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I went there, about a dozen or so years ago. What I can remember; 1. Sitting on said stone wall with a pint while said bikes were bombing past a couple of feet from you 2. Being on the track, in a car, on Mad Sunday (the day that the track is open to anyone, with no speed limit), hearing a motorbike...

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Oh, shut up Derron, you worthless cunt. I've left things on tissues more intelligent than you. Hello, everyone, I just checked in to say I was thinking of all the pathetic right-wing wankstains who clog up this board the other night. Oh, and; http://dementedmole.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/nelson-mu...

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Beautiful. I will be more fucked off about the US losing to Ghana than I will about England losing to Germany.

This is the article that convinced me that proper football will not be denied in America;
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008 ... t.comment1

COME THE FUCK ON, YANKS

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And I bet it was still fucking boring.

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It's no thing, IF. I was telling anyone who'd listen that the US would top our group as soon as the draw was made. This is the worst England team I've ever seen, and your lot are no longer the rag-tag of naturalised chancers of yore. And this would have happened years ago if you weren't in the CONCA...

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After the games yesterday, I felt the queasy relief of someone lying in bed at 4.30am and being absolutely certain that the diarrhoea attacks were now over. And then I heard about the USA goal and went mental. Then I realised that we were doomed to be drawn against Germany. Whatever happens to the U...

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If you qualify and England don't, I will laugh and laugh and laugh. Fuck me, that was the worst England game I have ever seen in my life.

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Your boys are fucking good this year.

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Cheers, Yanks, but did you have to recreate Guantanamo Bay torture photos for your goal celebration?

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BLAT! DONOVAN!

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Fuck me, this is getting random as you like. England were supposed to be nailed on to avoid Spain, Argentina, Holland, Italy and Germany in the knockout stage. Now we're going to run into a big team early, if we get through.

This is my new bracket. Mental.

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Pathetic little man. I've left more intelligent and original things on your mother's face. Mom smack. Great. The last time I get done fucking your mom in her other stinkhole, I whipped it out and shot a massive load into her colostomy bag. Which she then let marinate for 3 weeks before using it as ...

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Hey, Sakhah-haters: It's over . Not only does more of the world actually watch the Champions League final than flick over to see which octogenarian bands are playing the Super Bowl, but more Americans are watching an actual sport than witnessing the charade of inverted hoopla. Your link includes Un...

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Hey, Sakhah-haters: It's over . Not only does more of the world actually watch the Champions League final than flick over to see which octogenarian bands are playing the Super Bowl, but more Americans are watching an actual sport than witnessing the charade of inverted hoopla. I wish I had checked i...

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Nishlord wrote:I bet there are more people watching this game here than the Super Bowl.
Doubt it, but thanks for the thought.

Where do you think 'here' is, mong-boy?

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I'd have thought there would have been more love in this thread for someone who spent the day locked in the bathroom with a crack pipe and a dildo collection.

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Cue lots of 'Who cares, it's hockey' posts.

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