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- Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Update of my life
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1537
Update of my life
As some of you may remember from my last visit here, I was looking for a job since getting released from the county jail for some stupid shit the courts basically deemed sexually unlawful. Whatever. I just call it living my life. Fast forward to a few weeks ago, and I got this temp gig as a mail roo...
- Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: long time no see dickweeds
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1217
long time no see dickweeds
I know many of you don't know who I am, but I've been reading this place for years, and, well, just needed an outlet to vent. Don't like it? Fuck you. I was just released from the county joint where I served 9 months for some shit I'd rather not get into right now. A bunch of bullshit if you ask me....
- Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I need help
- Replies: 3
- Views: 604
I need help
It's been nearly six months since I was released from prison for sexual assault. I was (wrongly) accused of pleasuring myself inside the confines of my used church van on a local neighborhood street: http://jesusislordministries.org/Churches/Ministry/Church%20Van.jpg Anyway, those times are over. I ...
- Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK my kid.
- Replies: 106
- Views: 4737
Re: RACK my kid.
When the nurse handed her to me in the delivery room and she looked up at me with those beautiful eyes... I was forever smitten. My daughter was an absolute Gerber baby. Everybody thinks that about their stupid fucking kids. She could've looked like a bag of rotting cabbage, and you still would've ...
- Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: new here
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2794
new here
Look, I need some (free) legal advice and heard this was the place to go. Here's the backstory... At Sears, where I work, there's this fat, grotesque pile of shebeast named Trina who I've been checking out for the past couple months. I call it checking out, I think the courts technically call it &qu...