Search found 5 matches

by Dickbag
Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Update of my life
Replies: 5
Views: 1537

Update of my life

As some of you may remember from my last visit here, I was looking for a job since getting released from the county jail for some stupid shit the courts basically deemed sexually unlawful. Whatever. I just call it living my life. Fast forward to a few weeks ago, and I got this temp gig as a mail roo...
by Dickbag
Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: long time no see dickweeds
Replies: 10
Views: 1217

long time no see dickweeds

I know many of you don't know who I am, but I've been reading this place for years, and, well, just needed an outlet to vent. Don't like it? Fuck you. I was just released from the county joint where I served 9 months for some shit I'd rather not get into right now. A bunch of bullshit if you ask me....
by Dickbag
Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I need help
Replies: 3
Views: 604

I need help

It's been nearly six months since I was released from prison for sexual assault. I was (wrongly) accused of pleasuring myself inside the confines of my used church van on a local neighborhood street: http://jesusislordministries.org/Churches/Ministry/Church%20Van.jpg Anyway, those times are over. I ...
by Dickbag
Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK my kid.
Replies: 106
Views: 4737

Re: RACK my kid.

When the nurse handed her to me in the delivery room and she looked up at me with those beautiful eyes... I was forever smitten. My daughter was an absolute Gerber baby. Everybody thinks that about their stupid fucking kids. She could've looked like a bag of rotting cabbage, and you still would've ...
by Dickbag
Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: new here
Replies: 38
Views: 2794

new here

Look, I need some (free) legal advice and heard this was the place to go. Here's the backstory... At Sears, where I work, there's this fat, grotesque pile of shebeast named Trina who I've been checking out for the past couple months. I call it checking out, I think the courts technically call it &qu...