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by Dr_Phibes
Wed May 07, 2025 5:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 31
Views: 1306

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

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You can't have an outfit that looks less like pajamas than that. I'm yawning just looking at it.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon May 05, 2025 4:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Softball Bat wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 3:50 am
Dump is the patsie.
I don't know about that Pops, sometimes people are just really stupid. It's not without precedent.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon May 05, 2025 3:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Roux wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 3:24 am Put me down as trump eventually backing down, but trying to claim victory.
Well that was quick. Congratulations Roux :oops:
by Dr_Phibes
Mon May 05, 2025 3:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

We should have a US/China tariff derby pool, I'll run it if everyone's comfortable with that.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon May 05, 2025 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Certainly not for any large purchase. It's a moot conversation in any event. China will cave or collapse. There is no replacement for the US market. We might experience some minor inconvenience, they will have their balls cut off and nailed to their foreheads. You need to stop being such a fucking ...
by Dr_Phibes
Sun May 04, 2025 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Last chance, Mikey.

Hot Bod Beach Floats for your pool, no tariffs! You can't get by without these.

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by Dr_Phibes
Sun May 04, 2025 5:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

If you chaps need anything, toothbrush, combs, etc - let's make a deal. You don't want to wander around looking like a complete Frankenstein monster.
I'll label it as a 'gift'.

I've had thirty PMs so far, posters are desperate to reach a deal with me. Don't get left out.
by Dr_Phibes
Sat May 03, 2025 6:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75286

Re: The President's First 30 days...

bungle clone wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 4:48 pm "Pope Baron I" has a nice note of nobility.
Too confusing, like Major Major or Duke King. Unless that's the objective, then go for something funny like 'Ramses IV' or offensive like Pope Buddha.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri May 02, 2025 3:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4846

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

He'd beat the tar out of you and have you laughing same time.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri May 02, 2025 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4846

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Smackie Chan wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 11:18 pm
mvscal wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 10:59 pmLiterally or figuratively?
Literally, since '21.
Well that's shite news. He was something else :(
by Dr_Phibes
Fri May 02, 2025 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: May Day!
Replies: 21
Views: 1424

Re: May Day!

Not quite the solidarity I was expecting from the world's newest maunufacturing juggernaut.
Blast furnaces got you down?
Chin up comrades, back to the foundry. Rubber dog poo and Whoppee cusions don't just make themselves, think of the smiles on all those Asian children's faces.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Apr 30, 2025 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Replies: 15
Views: 1206

Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death

Smackie Chan wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 8:18 pm iii) The Elway.
I think that's where you whisper 'John Daly' three times and your cart disappears in a cloud of cigarette smoke.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Apr 30, 2025 12:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deport everyone involved
Replies: 19
Views: 1383

Re: Deport everyone involved

An all inclusive cruise for $59.99 might give you hint at what to expect.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Apr 28, 2025 3:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Men in Black
Replies: 26
Views: 2469

Re: Men in Black

The rest of the picture if you're brave enough to find out. A social faux pas on that scale is beyond coincidence, I'll guess everyone in blue is a Protestant getting their digs in. Or liberals pushing their gay agenda and getting us to spend a day talking about fashion. Let's just get back to Mick...
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Apr 27, 2025 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1196
Views: 459026

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Mikey wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 9:13 pm
I know this story. I think the gent with the pipe went back for the dog, but it bit him so he buggered off.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
Replies: 30
Views: 3141

Re: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!

It is getting a little ridiculous. Every department head in the US government looks like Barry Bostwick and the cast of Mega Force. Are these official government handouts, or do the hierarchy commission their own PR? Who knew the life of a civil servant was so exciting? If the Canadian Minister of O...
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Apr 25, 2025 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75286

Re: The President's First 30 days...

There's a guy named Buttigieg? :lol:
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Apr 25, 2025 3:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight
Replies: 8
Views: 846

Re: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight

SFP wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2025 3:28 pm I'm surprised they have golf courses in Canada. The greens are actually icebergs, the country club is an igloo and the golf season only goes from June 21 to July 7th.
Pretty much. The greens are all granite, which makes things interesting.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Apr 25, 2025 3:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight
Replies: 8
Views: 846

Re: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight

It's Kelowna, that's all pregnant women standing around smoking cigs on the 18th hole.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Apr 23, 2025 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 45938

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

I want to go to that bar.

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by Dr_Phibes
Wed Apr 23, 2025 1:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 45938

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

how do you throw a full keg :?:
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Apr 23, 2025 3:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PET - Vegas/Sphere
Replies: 21
Views: 1863

Re: PET - Vegas/Sphere

More Hoover Dam pics plz.

I can work them into my 'concrete week' theme of threads for next Monday.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 11158

Re: Death pool speed round

'89 Mercury Grand Marquis. Any Pope would love comfort and luxury.
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Apr 19, 2025 3:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25
Replies: 50
Views: 4934

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Rugged, outdoorsy activity is on the agenda for the weekend, so we're tackling 'Sleeping Giant', Canada's mightiest mountain. Current altitude: 9 ft. Thinning atmosphere is wreaking havoc. Stiff breeze threatens to knock us back down the terrifyingly gentle slope. F*ck! Forgot cheese sandwiches at b...
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: F*ck Harvard
Replies: 16
Views: 1344

Re: F*ck Harvard

Yes, you can and should criticize government, even when you are wrong and the government is right. You can express your opinions. Not when half-baked political opinions are disguised and anchored as academia. The institutions wanted to play politics at an administrative level and use academia as a ...
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Apr 17, 2025 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coat Hanger Wars in China
Replies: 13
Views: 1074

Re: Coat Hanger Wars in China

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 2:46 pm
Chinese underworld

They'll make you an offer you can't understand.
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Apr 17, 2025 1:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3812
Views: 1050009

Re: Doom

Mikey wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 5:27 am Inside outside, USA.
took me a minute :oops: lol!
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Apr 14, 2025 10:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earthquake!!
Replies: 33
Views: 3578

Re: Earthquake!!

I think the priority is to get power restored to all the discotheques and bath houses. What's the protocol here? I think everyone should avoid canned beverages for a week, open that tin of Orange Crush and you'll be wearing it.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Apr 13, 2025 7:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1196
Views: 459026

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

On this date in history, April 13th, absolutely nothing of interest happened - ever. So let's pretend it's June 18th, nice and sunny and revisit the Battle Of Waterloo!

Dispositions, unit commanders and a very clever animation, I think.

by Dr_Phibes
Fri Apr 11, 2025 5:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75286

Re: The President's First 30 days...

ergonomic rower
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by Dr_Phibes
Thu Apr 10, 2025 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75286

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Roux wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 11:29 pm You, and the orange felon, would not know a tactic if it buttfucked you in the mouth.

Here is FoxNews describing the winning. :lol:
I've been seeing it was China that started dumping US bonds.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Apr 09, 2025 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8022

Re: Masters Contest 2025

HighHard1 wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 10:37 am
Fucking rules. And MAF. Actually, fucking reading comprehension.
It happens. I did that last year, then followed it up by picking players already taken.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Apr 07, 2025 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Mikey wrote: Mon Apr 07, 2025 4:08 pm
Ron Vara = Peter Navarro
I should start doing that. Drop little pearls of wisdom from the great genius : Prof_Phobes.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Apr 06, 2025 5:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Anyone heard of this Peter Navarro chap? Apparantly he's Donnies tarriff guru and he's an apple short of a picnic. Like completely bonkers. He’s bonkers according to whom nitwit? Anyone who's dealt with him, he's got an alter-ego, a la 'Say Hello To Harvey'. The man is a basketcase. And show some r...
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Apr 06, 2025 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Anyone heard of this Peter Navarro chap? Apparantly he's Donnies tarriff guru and he's an apple short of a picnic. Like completely bonkers.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Apr 06, 2025 3:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 11158

Re: Death pool speed round

So how's this going? Who's winning :?:
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Apr 04, 2025 1:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3812
Views: 1050009

Re: Doom

Dump sycophants cheer the tariff insanity on. They do so because they are cult members who have trained themselves to drink ever glass of rancid juice the obese one pours for them. They believe in magic. The U.S. President is a hyper-active gerbil who has shown himself to be unpredictable, day-to-d...
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 4282

Re: It's Quiz Time

What were Sir Isaac Brock's last words at The Battle of Queenston Heights? 1: Dragoon helmets are for assholes 2: Destroy the enemy! and no giggling 3: Don't let my fall interfere with the men 4: If an American offers to surrender, give him a potato. They like that. It's what I heard. If you want to...
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 4282

Re: It's Quiz Time

Richard Chamberlain.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Mar 30, 2025 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

There is no domestic supply chain. Who's going to build it? How long will this take? Who's going to pay for it? The existing one took decades upon decades to establish. How many jobs will this create? This isn't 1955, a factory that employed 2000 people back then would employ 200 now. The whole reas...