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Raydah James wrote:Than 'Rebel Yell' by Billy Idol, list it here.


Havent heard it in ages until this morning-Man that shit fuckin' Rocks!

Concur,
Blockbuster

That reminds me of one time when we first moved to the burbs and all the yards were dirt with some grass seeds sprinkled on them ('sup Uncle Bob's yard in Urban Cowboy). We'd ride our bikes around the yards of the new houses and shit cause they made cool tracks for little BMXers. Anyways, one day we...

When I was 15 or 16 I was gettin my jerk on in the bathroom, and didn't realize the bathroom door wasn't locked when I was sure I locked it, and the cat pawed its way inside just as I was climaxing. I freaked out thinking it was my mom, and flailed my body in astonishment, having lost focus on my s...

One time tried to pull the waterhose across the lawn by doing that "whip" motion like you do with an extension cord. I failed to realize I was standing over it and took a waterhose whip to the nutz.

That was NOT some good shit.

!zzubevol wrote:gave a blank check to a short little black lady who knocked on the door and claimed she was an encyclopedia saleswoman.

No wonder IB uses so many big words.

Showed the girl next door how funny it is to piss on one of these
when its going full steam.

She flipped out and ran and told my Mom.

!zzubevol wrote:actually, irie - i'm thinken most of these fucks have been laid.

i am also thinken i know this because uh, well, nevermind about that.
one pile-on is enough for today... let's just chalk it up to practical experience. and stuff.

No wonder these fucks always try and push up on you.

IRIE LAGOS wrote:as for the paper route, those days are long gone.
Actually it's a good way to supplement your income,
but most of you pukes are to good for that I'm sure.

Too good? No.

Over 12 years old? Yes.

!zzubevol wrote:traumatizing you, sir has traumatized me.

seriously.

Then back away from the terminal.