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- Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Just got my farm subsidy deposit
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1276
Just got my farm subsidy deposit
A nice tidy $837 direct deposited into my savings account by our most generous government all because of the yob I have chosen. Doesnt matter what I grow, my government loves me just because. 10 minutes of paperwork at the local farm welfare office every spring gets me this nice token of appreciatio...
- Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare
- Replies: 79
- Views: 6798
Re: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare
Out of curiosity, Trampis, did you ever price out the same coverage before the ACA went into effect? I ask because you seem to attribute the improvement in insurance coverage with the ACA. I don't think those two issues are related at all. Most insurers offered plans with various amounts of coverag...
- Mon Oct 28, 2013 6:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare
- Replies: 79
- Views: 6798
Re: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare
My wife and I just signed up this weekend using the Wahealthplanfinder.org website. It was pretty simple and we found a plan that will cost us $487/month which is higher then the 425 we pay now, but we are getting better coverage so its all good. We DO NOT qualify for any subsidies as we are over $6...
- Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: New Marine 'Girly Hats'
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2146
Re: New Marine 'Girly Hats'
Personally i find the "blouse to socks" suspenders a bit extreme.
- Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Northern Michigan PET
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1871
Re: Northern Michigan PET
Bartender looks like a descendant of Rasputin.
My neighbor has gone over to the Philipines to try and buy an arm ornament like Rasputins.
Nice PET, pretty area. I bet the 9.1abv Hoppsessed has some flavor.
My neighbor has gone over to the Philipines to try and buy an arm ornament like Rasputins.
Nice PET, pretty area. I bet the 9.1abv Hoppsessed has some flavor.
- Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Last meal before the electric chair?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2639
Re: Last meal before the electric chair?
I laughedSudden Sam wrote:No mention of his score?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Brewer walked to a nearby bowling alley
And who doesn't have GARLIC butter on their french bread?
- Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I can't believe there isn't a 12 page rant
- Replies: 82
- Views: 6090
Re: I can't believe there isn't a 12 page rant
A Marine my step-son serves with died in Afgahnistan this past weekend and his mother cannot collect on his $100,000 military life insurance policy. Thank YOU, tea party! Actually, it's thank you Fisher House. Incredible organization even before today. Huge props to them. Thanks for shareing that D...
- Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: wanna get really pissed off?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1232
Re: wanna get really pissed off?
If judges are just accomplished lawyers how do we stop this cycle? They get dressed in the same locker room as far as I'm concerned. Maybe we should adjust the qualification to be a judge having never been a lawyer.
You know there used to be a stigma if you were on the public dole.
You know there used to be a stigma if you were on the public dole.
- Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I can't believe there isn't a 12 page rant
- Replies: 82
- Views: 6090
Re: I can't believe there isn't a 12 page rant
No USDA agriculture reports. Kind of disrupts the flow of information and makes pricing of some comodities a fly by the seat of your pants affair. Farm Subsidy offices closed. They also shut down the White Bluffs boat launch on the Columbia River during the largest run ever of chinook salmon. Wildli...
- Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm not a huge General Petraeus fan, but...
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1423
Re: I'm not a huge General Petraeus fan, but...
Well, if they step there game up then maybe we will get to hear the infamous..."Dont taze me bro!" from one of these overly excited do-gooders.
- Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Greatest day of fishing in history of fishing
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1866
Re: Greatest day of fishing in history of fishing
Buddy of mine went to a tributary off Puget Sound a few years back and him and 3 others caught over 120 pink salmon in one day. They went out the next day and "only" caught 20 or so.
Anymore, I'm just happy if I escape catching West Nile Virus when I go fishing. Damn skeeters around here...
Anymore, I'm just happy if I escape catching West Nile Virus when I go fishing. Damn skeeters around here...
- Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This Has Stuck in my Head Since '72
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1741
Re: This Has Stuck in my Head Since '72
My wife has had that "Sky rockets in flight" song stuck in her head since 75 or 6. Thats worked out well for me.
- Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Detroit files for chapter 9 bankruptcy protection...
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2229
Re: Detroit files for chapter 9 bankruptcy protection...
Ive often wondered why, when a city goes to shit you just couldnt bulldoze down the mess and turn it back to farm land. You see, the beauty of corn is , the header stays well above the ground where all the needles are.
Detroit for ethanol 2014.
Detroit for ethanol 2014.
- Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: a Rolling Stone should gather no mas
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3285
Re: a Rolling Stone should gather no mas
Believe it or not, the kid probably didnt pose for a lot of pics with a scowl on his face and a burning American flag in the background.
I'm dumbfounded why this is a big deal.
I'm dumbfounded why this is a big deal.
- Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Nanga Parbat Taliban Massacre
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1018
Re: Nanga Parbat Taliban Massacre
Better send Reinhold back to straighten shit out.
- Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: U.S "military support" for Syrian rebels
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1727
Re: U.S "military support" for Syrian rebels
It must be a military culture thing. Always looking for wars to butt in on.
Or does our intelligence see some way they can impact this situation so the forces that win are somewhat less of a threat to Israel?
Or does our intelligence see some way they can impact this situation so the forces that win are somewhat less of a threat to Israel?
- Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pray for Suddenarious La'Sam
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2546
Re: Pray for Suddenarious La'Sam
Sand warms quicker than clay thus a warmer soil can grow some good yeilding crops(or grass)... but you have to water the piss out of it otherwise you fall behind in moisture and never catch up. It also leaches nitrogen worse with all the watering. I have a field of red beans that i just planted in m...
- Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Euthanasia
- Replies: 32
- Views: 3125
Re: Euthanasia
Dieing is miserable for some, simple and clean for others.
It has always been this way and always will be. To think we can change this is arrogance.
It has always been this way and always will be. To think we can change this is arrogance.
- Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Customer with kids parking spots...
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3609
Re: Customer with kids parking spots...
Wow, I never would have thought that fat women with kids need special, close to the store parking. If anything they should have the fat mom spot as far as possible from the entrance.
The only special parking we have up here is for the [mondale] handicapped[/Mondale].
The only special parking we have up here is for the [mondale] handicapped[/Mondale].
- Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Spring: Time For Gardening!
- Replies: 42
- Views: 2343
Re: Spring: Time For Gardening!
I took some dirt out of the bottom of my pond to mix in with the soil of my garden. Its heavier dirt that holds the moisture better in my sandy soil. I also mixed in some compost that i got from a local dairy. Have to be careful with putting too much compost on as it tends to harden up and seal the ...
- Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Motorcycle Reliability
- Replies: 43
- Views: 4498
Re: Motorcycle Reliability
So...are you a Harley guy or not?Dinsdale wrote:No.
And I'm not in nostalgia mode.
You posted in a Harley vs everything else thread without stating your preference...bad on you bro.
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What's wrong with this photo?
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3472
Re: What's wrong with this photo?
When I was 9, my dad shaved the John Deere logo on the back of my head and made me wear all green and yellow to a distant cousins country themed wedding.
I'm still scarred
I'm still scarred
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What's wrong with this photo?
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3472
Re: What's wrong with this photo?
Honestly, in a show of racial tolerance I will say that the young boys Nike logo etched into his head is no worse than what some nutty white women do when they have there kids grow rat tails or when dad shaves his pre-pubescent sons head into a mohawk, in hopes of some day witnessing his son learn t...
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Motorcycle Reliability
- Replies: 43
- Views: 4498
Re: Motorcycle Reliability
Buying a Harley isnt about buying a bike, its about buying in to a culture. Genious marketing really.
Its as-if paying $18k for a Harley instantly makes you a badass. Most of the time it makes you look like a financially challenged douchebag. Same theory applies to tattoos btw.
Its as-if paying $18k for a Harley instantly makes you a badass. Most of the time it makes you look like a financially challenged douchebag. Same theory applies to tattoos btw.
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: M - I - C - (see you in the dirt)
- Replies: 4
- Views: 687
Re: M - I - C - (see you in the dirt)
Great, we celebrate Annete Funcellos death but Margaret Thatcher gets no love here?
And to top it off Wolfman is linking IMBD on another thread.
On a sidenote, all i see when i look at Annete is massive bush....which is much better than skinned cat btw.
And to top it off Wolfman is linking IMBD on another thread.
On a sidenote, all i see when i look at Annete is massive bush....which is much better than skinned cat btw.
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Timing the Market
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2369
Re: Timing the Market
Feds still pumping money into the market till 6.5% employment happens right?
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How I spent St. Patricks day
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2307
Re: How I spent St. Patricks day
Try laying across railroad tracks next time. Should get the yob done.Jerkovich wrote:Licking my wounds from a Saturday traffic accident.
Just think if you lived in Russia you could share some epcot dashboard cam footage.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jury duty notice
- Replies: 36
- Views: 3777
Re: Jury duty notice
I'm 42 years old and have been chosen for jury duty 5 times. 3 juries. Every time it was Mexican on Mexican crime or almost crime. 1st one, a mexican gang member shot up a rival gangs house. Guilty! I think he got thrown in the klink for 8 years. Bullet holes are still in the house 20 years later. 2...
- Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"
- Replies: 59
- Views: 5245
Re: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"
I missed the big speach...did he say the exact date hes taking our guns away?
- Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You Saved my Life - Now I'm Suing you
- Replies: 8
- Views: 769
Re: You Saved my Life - Now I'm Suing you
Where theres money to be had, theres a lawsuit.
- Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The perfect match
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3172
Re: The perfect match
Jesus...I'd forgotten what throw-up tastes like
- Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I think I see a problem with using this on the battlefield
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2302
Re: I think I see a problem with using this on the battlefie
Don Quixote just took his shirt off
- Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3077
Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
Im in at #7.
Ill see if I can make it another year without getting a shirtsleeve caught in a pto shaft or getting baled/swathed up.
Ill see if I can make it another year without getting a shirtsleeve caught in a pto shaft or getting baled/swathed up.
- Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2592
Re: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours
IOWA CITY -The armed man who robbed the Romantix adult shop early Thursday morning got away with an $1,800 sex toy to just before police arrived. According to Iowa City police Sgt. Denise Brotherton , before 3:10 a.m. the male subject reportedly made small talk with the female clerk before he displ...
- Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fecal transplants
- Replies: 12
- Views: 558
Re: Fecal transplants
So does this make Two Girls, One cup a science film?
- Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Conspiracy to take guns?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1074
Re: Conspiracy to take guns?
So did the government let Pearl Harbor happen so as to get into ww2?
- Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
- Replies: 6
- Views: 682
Re: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
No wonder people in THE south set black churchs on fire...makes for some entertaining youtube
- Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:31 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Falcunts-Squaks
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1197
Re: Falcunts-Squaks
I cant believe they let Atlanta get in fieldgoal range in two plays.Fuck me running. Fucking prevent defense prevents me from watching the Seahawks next weekend.
- Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: super bowl 1 quarter second set of commercials after kickoff
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1082
Re: super bowl 1 quarter second set of commercials after kic
Probably not too hard to guess the premise of the commercial he will be in...a current actress/singer hottee will be grossed out/freaked out/feel sorry for, Jess?
I'll go with Tayler Swift as the hottee.
Rack Jess btw. :)
I'll go with Tayler Swift as the hottee.
Rack Jess btw. :)
- Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack Brent Musberger
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3972
Rack Brent Musberger
Brent Musberger, heterosexual male and fucking proud of it. Too bad hes not fucking man enough to tell ESPN to go fuck themselves and their stupid ass apology. Whats wrong with saying a woman is beautiful?