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by Captain Haddock
Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:41 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 20051

In defense of Fatso.. I'm always surprised he has enough cardio to type on the keyboard.
by Captain Haddock
Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:40 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 20051

He was absolutely right when he described his board; "This is not a smack board"

It's a melt & melt some more board. A true abortion

Notice how no one who registered is actually posting. No one wants to step into that pile. Image
by Captain Haddock
Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 20051

What's the point of responding on his board? He deletes the forums on a daily basis. http://theoneboard.com/board/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif Where as this board has one thread dedicated to keeping an eye on his trainwreck...every thread on his board is a step towards his eventual suicide. Fatso is g...
by Captain Haddock
Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 20051

It's really starting to get strange on his board. Now he has the previously deleted boards back...and has openly admitted to melting down. People are now coming by and basically slapping him on the face. It would seem that he got all pissed up...and started pounding out threads at various levels of ...
by Captain Haddock
Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:46 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 20051

He deleted another forum. But not before having a grand melt. I'm probably going to put this shit forum in the ground. Nobody wants to "fite" anymore - just lurk, so I'm going to take that away from them. Time to bring in newer, better people, anyway. Is my lack of respect for message boar...
by Captain Haddock
Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:39 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Grand Opening
Replies: 186
Views: 20051

Hmmm He has already deleted a forum and about half the posts.

I'll wait a bit longer before joining. It looks pretty pathetic at this point.
by Captain Haddock
Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Military Funerals
Replies: 15
Views: 853

Let me know when another member of your Capitalist death squad kicks off so I can bring my lawn chair and some frosty, cold Molsons. Good times... ~ sniff ~ ...good times... Hey, Classy... There's one kicking off just down the road at Trenton. Why don't you go there with your lawn chair & frost...
by Captain Haddock
Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Israel set to enter Gaza
Replies: 102
Views: 6093

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:
Rich Fader wrote:Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek?"
"Because Star Trek is set in the future."
All the Muslims are in "Dune"
Yep, and they went on an inter-galactic jihad that wiped out 60 billion people.

The Fremen sucked ass
by Captain Haddock
Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:39 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: All preseason games to have shootout
Replies: 4
Views: 821

Goalies like the breakaways & penalty shots. Jose Theodore, in his Gatorade commercial, says it's what they all became goalies for. 8)

I'm feeling sorry for the goats that'll miss the net.

All the shooters are going to hear either cheers, laughter or loud booing.
by Captain Haddock
Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:16 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Are the Flames truely a cup contender???
Replies: 12
Views: 2258

These are the current odds as of Friday: 1 & 1a is right.. Toronto is placed way too high. Philadelphia Flyers 4/1 Ottawa Senators 6/1 Detroit Red Wings 6/1 Colorado Avalanche 7/1 Tampa Bay Lightning 8/1 Boston Bruins 10/1 Calgary Flames 10/1 New Jersey Devils 10/1 Vancouver Canucks 12/1 Dallas ...
by Captain Haddock
Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:08 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Are the Flames truely a cup contender???
Replies: 12
Views: 2258

Las Vegas has then at 10-1 to win Stanley. ...and has them ranked 7th in team strength.

It definitely looks possible.
by Captain Haddock
Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:03 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Messier Next to retire??
Replies: 3
Views: 747

I will not miss the Lays potato chips commercials. Messier is one horrible actor.
by Captain Haddock
Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: So, how was your weekend...........
Replies: 27
Views: 2243

This douchebag secretary won the week 1 office pool. I was doomed from the opening coin toss.

She was 4-0 on the 4:00pm games. Unbelievable.

Now she is sounding off like she knows what is really going on. The rest of us are contemplating a gang rape.
by Captain Haddock
Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:05 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Roenick on Twat Bitch
Replies: 3
Views: 927

Roenick on Twat Bitch

Did anyone catch JR on Rome. He talked for well over an hour. A good solid interview...how can you not back this guy? I love this guy! If you don't love this guy...you are not right. He touched on Terrell Owens, Gretzky as coach, OLN, the spin-a-rama goal in Toronto, the old Chicago Stadium...and......
by Captain Haddock
Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:57 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Holy Guacomole!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1141

What a trade. Both teams get what they want.

Heatley needed a change..and he will light it up.

Old Mucks pulled it off...and dumped that lump, desVries.
by Captain Haddock
Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:21 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Bertuzzi reinstated
Replies: 59
Views: 5329

I'm OK with Bertuzzi being reinstated. The big white hanky scene was punishment enough.

But that video never gets less gruesome. I 've seen it dozens of times...I still wince when Moore makes contact witht the ice.
by Captain Haddock
Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:52 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Free Agent Signings
Replies: 267
Views: 15161

I heard the Pens signed Gonchar

..anyone else heard this?
by Captain Haddock
Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:49 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: '05-06 schedule released...
Replies: 21
Views: 1944

I think the NHL is missing the boat by not squeezing in a couple of Detroit/Toronto games.

Geographically & historically they are rivals.
by Captain Haddock
Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:52 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Crosby to Penguins!!!!!
Replies: 30
Views: 2626

Otis wrote:
Hapday wrote:
Captain Haddock wrote:I don't remember rat pack ever liking the Pens.
It's hard to keep track.
Didn't Rat Pack like the Penguins because Jagr played for them at the time?
He hated Jagr until he signed with the capitals.
by Captain Haddock
Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:46 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: '05-06 schedule released...
Replies: 21
Views: 1944

You gotta love the first HNIC.

Habs vs Leafs
Canucks vs Oilers

I'm gonna wear my adult diaper and drink until the CBC signs off.

Cherry & Hrudey, I can't wait
by Captain Haddock
Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:24 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Crosby to Penguins!!!!!
Replies: 30
Views: 2626

It ain't gonna be pretty seeing Danny Mac get run out of Hamilton. Cue Khari Jones
by Captain Haddock
Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:16 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Buyout Casualties
Replies: 24
Views: 1852

With the new rule changes...this might be Modano's type of game. The breakaway kid. The Oiler Killer!
by Captain Haddock
Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:56 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Crosby to Penguins!!!!!
Replies: 30
Views: 2626

I don't remember rat pack ever liking the Pens.

He liked Washington and Dallas. I'm sure he had a good cry when Crosby went to Pittsburgh.
by Captain Haddock
Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:46 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Player movement and rumour thread
Replies: 16
Views: 1823

hapday, let me clear one thing up...I am not a senators fan. I despise them as much as the leafs.

Therefore, I am not dreaming. I'm only repeating the crap they're spewing on Sportsnet.
by Captain Haddock
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:45 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: AQ...thoughts?
Replies: 8
Views: 1034

His brother died this morning in a motor vehicle accident. It happened in Toronto.
by Captain Haddock
Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:42 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Player movement and rumour thread
Replies: 16
Views: 1823

Player movement and rumour thread

Messier wants to finish his career in Edmonton. I wonder what Ryan Smyth thinks about that? Detroit will not keep Yzerman. Ottawa is interested in him for obvious reasons. Toronto is stuck with Nolan. Apparently, teams cannot buy out injured players. He will undergo knee surgery next week. Washingto...
by Captain Haddock
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:49 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: NHL finally clues in...
Replies: 34
Views: 2400

It's hard to see Crosby being out of the original six.
by Captain Haddock
Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:57 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: How does your team look, cap wise?
Replies: 39
Views: 2408

Didn't Iginla turn down a contract just before the lockout started? I'm pretty sure he declined a nice 5 year deal.

I think he might be looking elsewhere.
by Captain Haddock
Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:35 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: How does your team look, cap wise?
Replies: 39
Views: 2408

Calgary hasn't signed Iginla. They have no goalie. Therefore, at this moment..they are not in the best shape. I have to laugh at you, Hap. After a 24% rollback in salary, all the concessions that the NHLPA has given into...and you're rolling out a 30% raise for Hossa. Typical Leaf-fan. You can't hel...
by Captain Haddock
Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:25 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: The fix is in - The Rangers will get Crosby
Replies: 21
Views: 2110

SoCalTrjn wrote:why not go by what team has gone the longest since winning a game?
That might be the Caps. Then they would have Ovechkin & Crosby. :shock:
by Captain Haddock
Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:43 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: How does your team look, cap wise?
Replies: 39
Views: 2408

There's no way that Hossa will make over 4 mil. It's looking like Havlat & Spezza will sign for under 2 mill a piece. Your 12-15 mil to sign the four of them has me wondering what you're smoking? Hey, look at this. From the Globe & Mail, a Leafs flagship paper. In their massive article about...
by Captain Haddock
Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:05 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: How does your team look, cap wise?
Replies: 39
Views: 2408

Vancouver is a disaster.

Naslund says he probably won't return, Cloutier is still the main man lol...and Bertuzzi is the albatross around their neck. Even if he's allowed to play, he's Naslund's butt-buddy.
by Captain Haddock
Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:02 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: How does your team look, cap wise?
Replies: 39
Views: 2408

No way. This isn't Toronto.

Hossa 2.5 mil, Spezza 2.5 mil, Havlat 1 mil, Volchenkov disposable.
by Captain Haddock
Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:02 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: How does your team look, cap wise?
Replies: 39
Views: 2408

Scary ready - Ottawa, Calgary

In complete shambles - Toronto, Vancouver
by Captain Haddock
Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:00 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: The fix is in - The Rangers will get Crosby
Replies: 21
Views: 2110

The fix is in - The Rangers will get Crosby

You can count on it. With that many ping-pong balls...and the Rangers being the ideal place for the young man. It's so rigged.

There be a derty little bit of cheating going on.
by Captain Haddock
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:45 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Coaching carousel
Replies: 11
Views: 1716

Burke: Babcock, I should run you out of town. That's just the way it is. I will, however, offer you a one year token deal. Babcock: Fuck you, that's slap in the face. I'm a contenda! The Wings are offering me a 3 year feeler deal. Holland: Babcock, shut the hell up! Dave, you still have a job. But i...
by Captain Haddock
Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:52 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: $39 million salary cap
Replies: 2
Views: 694

$39 million salary cap

Owners on Verge of Crushing CBA Victory By BRUCE GARRIOCH Like the unsuspecting victims of an earthquake, NHL players are about to be blindsided by a major shock. As the NHL and the Players' Association work toward the finish line of their negotiation -- which may arrive early next week -- speculat...
by Captain Haddock
Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:36 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Jeremy Roenick meltdown-Wow, one for the ages
Replies: 30
Views: 2940

JR's damage control interview was hilarious. I liked the Tom Cruise impersonation.

As for teams lowering ticket prices, the Ottawa Citizen says Buffalo, Rangers & Ducks are definitely lowering their prices. Buffalo will have $21 lower bowl seats.
by Captain Haddock
Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:44 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: When the NHL Returns...
Replies: 20
Views: 1742

I'd like too know where this leaves Sidney Crosby?

Let's say the NHL/NHLPA have a deal signed by Mid-July. Crosby still has to sign, do the combine, rookie camps, media runs. I just don't know if there's time.
by Captain Haddock
Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:43 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Jeremy Roenick meltdown-Wow, one for the ages
Replies: 30
Views: 2940

Jerry, Chrissy, Bobby & Iggy

The Fab Four

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