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- Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:15 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rank these "grannies"
- Replies: 14
- Views: 59807
Re: Rank these "grannies"
AI generated by ya, hot as hell
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Way to go Maryland
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2299
Re: Way to go Maryland
Evidently, they wanted to take care of the coach. He'll get his money now. Thing is - hanging onto him for that extra 24 hours probably power-fucked Maryland to the wall, no matter who they get to coach now. I could look, but I'll ask y'all - what were the weather conditions when the guy died? Hot....
- Sat Sep 15, 2018 2:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Willie Nelson backs Beto O'Rourke
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2628
Re: Willie Nelson backs Beto O'Rourke
If I quit listening to the music of, watching the movies of, and reading the books of everyone who I had differences of opinions with... I wouldn't be listening to any music, watching any movies, or reading any books. I seldom GARA what anyone thinks of any politician. Actually, those categories ar...
- Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OK all you gun nuts
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1188
Re: OK all you gun nuts
I shot one once. Meh.
1911’s are better
1911’s are better
- Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Laura Ingraham
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2364
Re: Laura Ingraham
Fuck that, you go on tv and grandstand and make speeches, get ready for what comes.
- Mon Aug 29, 2016 5:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: New galss dick photo
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1372
Re: New galss dick photo
Wytched
- Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP Scott the Shrubber
- Replies: 36
- Views: 6506
Re: RIP Scott the Shrubber
Damn never knew he was a fellow Nole. I went to FSU late nineties and I remember the Animals in the upper stands at the baseball games. RIP bro
- Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:15 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
- Replies: 1548
- Views: 140578
Re: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
Does this dipshit know you can see satellites with the naked eye from earth?
- Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alabama BBQ
- Replies: 114
- Views: 6777
Re: Alabama BBQ
The Salt Lick outside of Austin. Superb Q I can second that. It's out in Dripping Springs. Friend of mine's folks had a ranch out there and a stop at the Salt Lick was always in order for lunch before dropping acid and heading out to Hamilton pool and camping out on the range that night. You don't ...
- Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP Stan Freberg, 1926-2015
- Replies: 2
- Views: 614
Re: RIP Stan Freberg, 1926-2015
Sounds hilarious
- Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alabama BBQ
- Replies: 114
- Views: 6777
Re: Alabama BBQ
The Salt Lick outside of Austin.
Superb Q
Superb Q
- Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ted Cruz is *IN*
- Replies: 96
- Views: 3651
Re: Ted Cruz is *IN*
Moving Sale wrote:I read what you said you black dick licking sweatback.
It's pretty amazing how you manage to work in black cock references into your posts like every 3rd one.
I wonder if that is all you think about.
- Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: California - On the brink
- Replies: 33
- Views: 2492
Re: California - On the brink
Expel them
- Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: .net = raped!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1102
Re: .net = raped!
Back up. I Think you have to re register
- Tue Oct 28, 2014 1:40 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: ND WR got fucked
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1942
Re: ND WR got fucked
mvscal wrote:Why the fuck would anybody want to date a porn star? I really don't get it.
Awesome head?
- Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So let me get this straight
- Replies: 45
- Views: 3289
Re: So let me get this straght
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Apparently not.mvscal wrote:He had complete control of the circumstances.
Darwin 1
"They-can-have-my-gun-when-they-pry-it-from-my-cold-dead-hands" douchebag 0
only one thing wrong. he wasn't holding the uzi
- Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:53 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: A&M.
- Replies: 39
- Views: 4788
Re: A&M.
SC had a chance to come back. right up until they went long on 3rd and 1.
dummies
dummies
- Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cheerleader/Animal Annihilator
- Replies: 42
- Views: 4796
Re: Cheerleader/Animal Annihilator
not sure about the other animals but the lions they hunt are usually old lions that are rejected by their heard. they would be ripped to shreds by hyenas or other lions if left to survive on their own.
mother nature don't do nursing homes...
mother nature don't do nursing homes...
- Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another Day, Another Lie, Another Impeachable Offense v 1.1
- Replies: 61
- Views: 3699
Re: Another Day, Another Lie, Another Impeachable Offense v
Mv, if a person working in the Administration does something wrong or even a criminal act, that does not necessarily mean that the President had knowledge or was involved in any way. What is clear at this point is that it goes beyond the IRS. Personally I have no doubt whatsoever that this trail of...
- Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: One of the funniest things I've seen in awhile...
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2415
Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in awhile...
Moving Sale wrote:She never said that and all of the paperwork says you are lying not the other way around. Spin and flig poo all you want but you have brought zero to the table so far.
You can't even reach the table, half pint.
- Tue May 13, 2014 12:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 88's very, very long Beekeeping PET
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2471
Re: 88's very, very long Beekeeping PET
do bees really have knees?
- Mon May 12, 2014 11:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So this is how you win a debate!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1324
Re: So this is how you win a debate!
haha!! No, buddy. NO!!!
- Sat May 10, 2014 1:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So this is how you win a debate!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1324
Re: So this is how you win a debate!
From what I've read in here recently, I don't believe I'm even among the 10 oldest posters. You, on the other hand, are probably still among the very fattest. So you've got that going for you. :mrgreen: You are by far the oldest person in here. Fuck - you're the oldest person I know... and probably...
- Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ! Jess Fitts !
- Replies: 4
- Views: 644
Re: ! Jess Fitts !
Yankee fan.
yuck.
yuck.
- Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sunday Morning PET
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1304
- Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: #4
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1270
Re: #4
Papa Willie wrote:Fuck dude - have you had like a small stroke?
every time he jerks off
- Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Reefer Madness
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1363
Re: Reefer Madness
you must walk around with a permanent morphine drip.Screw_Michigan wrote:Like mvscal says and Spray lives every day: Stupid is supposed to hurt.
- Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Evidence of Big Bang detected
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2206
Re: Evidence of Big Bang detected
since when were ancient Greeks monotheistic?
- Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who could ever have seen this coming?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 487
Re: Who could ever have seen this coming?
Diego in Seattle wrote:Yeah, like corporate executives never do that.smackaholic wrote:Who do those fukks think they are spending virtual money? Only the government can do that.
Sincerely,
Richard Scrushy
Dennis Kozlowski
Brian Driscoll
and they get sued and prosecuted when caught.
the govt just keeps on truckin.
fuckin dipshit.
- Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Say Adios to Yellowstone
- Replies: 11
- Views: 635
Re: Say Adios to Yellowstone
Sudden Sam wrote:helium-4 – an isotope of helium produced by the radioactive decay of uranium and thorium
Doesn't sound like anything I wanna fill my lungs with.
I'm pretty sure the decayed leftovers of that stuff aren't radioactive.
or not.
- Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Would You?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1009
Re: Would You?
is that really a guy or something? what's the catch?
- Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Let's hope this isn't true.
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1304
Re: Let's hope this isn't true.
that isn't a Navy Officer
- Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) You lying motherfuckers (!)
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1001
Re: (!) You lying motherfuckers (!)
holy moly. she's hot as shit.
- Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trayvon and George
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3575
Re: Trayvon and George
That's not an oversimplification at all....Screw_Michigan wrote:Fact: An armed man stalked an unarmed teenager, there was a confrontation and the unarmed man died.
Fact, full-stop.
- Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Own It, Thumpers....
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1905
Re: Own It, Thumpers....
Yes, Prop 8 was not rendered on the merits, at least at the SCOTUS. And what a screwed up vote, how often do you see Scalia and Thomas on opposing sides? Roberts, Scalia, Ginsburg, Breuer, and Kagan on one side, with Kennedy, Thomas, Alito, and Sotomayor on the other. But make no mistake. Prop 8 is...
- Fri May 31, 2013 12:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Holy shit JTR...fuckin RACK. (pardon if it's glass dick)
- Replies: 12
- Views: 763
Re: Holy shit JTR...fuckin RACK. (pardon if it's glass dick)
Mikey wrote:I thought Navy grunts were swabs.
Either way, you're still a grunt.
swabbies or squids. swabbies is sorta dated.
I thought grunts applied to any infantry unit. marines or army.
- Fri May 17, 2013 1:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Volunteered to mobilize today.
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2988
Re: Volunteered to mobilize today.
Rack you, Smackaholic. You are a legitimate hero, and we sincerely appreciate your service. Godspeed your safe return. No hero here, chip. Just think it is my turn to step up to the plate....and maybe piss my A-hole boss off a bit. A break from that fukker will do me good. have fun working on all t...
- Wed May 01, 2013 1:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What would you charge to fuck and then cuddle with Babs?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2696
Re: What would you charge to fuck and then cuddle with Babs?
I'd splooge on those tits.
- Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ufc links?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 485
ufc links?
??
- Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Remember the Mag 7?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2283
Re: Remember the Mag 7?
original Mag 7'er checking in.