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Vito Corleone

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Mack 3:16 I just kicked Bob's ass

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Vito Corleone

Vito=bitch, The SEC has the last 4 crystal balls. Toodles, MA You referring to me as bitch is hilarious coming from a fan of the ultimate modern bitch team. What would you know about football, the last time your school was worth a shit, I was still in high school. And i graduated in 87. So why don'...

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Vito=bitch, The SEC has the last 4 crystal balls. Toodles, MA You referring to me as bitch is hilarious coming from a fan of the ultimate modern bitch team. What would you know about football, the last time your school was worth a shit, I was still in high school. And i graduated in 87. So why don'...

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Again with the SEC is greatest crap. When your respective team is playing an opponent your conference isn't going to help. You people cheer for each other like a bunch of inbred hillbillys. I'd put Texas up against any school in any conference. Name the SEC school that has more money? Name the SEC s...

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He didn't get the name Jon=Bitch for nothing. I'm just gonna be straight up and honest with you my personal bitch, you're without a doubt the worst poster on this board (excluding trolls like m2 of course). Do you have any idea how unbelievably STUPID and clueless you have to be to think Tejas 2005...

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Don't blame me, blame this website for not being Blackberry friendly. Thanks to Killian I found the Enter button. I lack technology skills required to succeed outside the state of Iowa. Big fuckin deal. Blame my parents. what position did you parents conceive you in, jon? if missionary then i'm mak...

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Now that Tommy T has taken the job at Taco Tech, I'm thinking they might be a pretty tough team next season. Word is he will basically keep the staff in tact and bring his tough defense out to west Texas. I might be inclined to moving Tech to somewhere around 15 or so.

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Did you bother looking at those recruiting rankings? I will lay them out for you, (keep in mind I think Rivals sucks donkey balls.) 2008 blOwU - 6 Texas - 14 2007 blOwU - 14 Texas - 5 2006 Texas - 5 blOwU - 9 2005 blOwU - 3 Texas - 20 2004 blOwU - 8 Texas - 10 2003 blOwU - 4 Texas - 16 2002 blOwU -...

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We lost fair and square, go ahead and give it to me and the rest of us Longhorns. Injuries are part of the game, Alabama was the better team. BTW congrats to Sam enjoy the feeling of being on top, you deserve it along with the rest of the bama nation. well, you lost by double digits. as you've post...

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I'm pretty tipsy-just got back from the HOundstooth. Tide weren't respecting Gilbert's ability to throw in the third quarter at all. Turned it up in the fourth. That should about end the bullshit from Texas fans about Ingram not being all that great. Good times. Not sure who said Ingram wasn't grea...

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i don't see how UT can't land the "marquee" back like C. Michael, A. Peterson, the other ATM just wasted even though he was kind of a moron who's name escapes me (M. Goodson), Jermie Calhoun.......this is not a flame, just curious. this class may have that answer though. possibly. Michael...

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Did you bother looking at those recruiting rankings? I will lay them out for you, (keep in mind I think Rivals sucks donkey balls.) 2008 blOwU - 6 Texas - 14 2007 blOwU - 14 Texas - 5 2006 Texas - 5 blOwU - 9 2005 blOwU - 3 Texas - 20 2004 blOwU - 8 Texas - 10 2003 blOwU - 4 Texas - 16 2002 blOwU - ...

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Anyone still think Texas is soft? That was the guttiest performance I've seen in a long time. Texas fought all night long and put themselves in position to play for the win with 3 min left in the 4th. But those are the breaks. No excuses good win for Bama, but I leave this game loving the fight we s...

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We lost fair and square, go ahead and give it to me and the rest of us Longhorns. Injuries are part of the game, Alabama was the better team.

BTW congrats to Sam enjoy the feeling of being on top, you deserve it along with the rest of the bama nation.

Vito Corleone

PrimeX wrote:That chick in the top picture, sooo boner worthy.

See looks a lot like the girl that was forced to go to the dance with Napoleon because he drew a picture of her.

Vito Corleone

Blame the structure of College football, Texas is doing the same damn thing as all the rest of the college world is doing sans those teams that reside in conferences that don't have a championship game. At lease Texas is facing teams I can locate on a map. Ok so I still don't know where Florida Atl...

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I can tell you now you're definitely mistaken, it isn't Texas... it is pretty common knowledge that Miami and LSU have more players in the NFL than any other schools... Fox and CBS only mention this about two or three times a month in one of their broadcasts. According to this site you fox and cbs ...

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Sorry but outside Orakpo, Leonard Davis (Did Davis even play for Brown? Maybe a Texas fan clear this up for me because he has been in the league for a VERY LONG TIME), Jammer, and maybe Charles there aren't many former shortwhorns who I would thrilled about having on my NFL roster if I were a die h...

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Blame the structure of College football, Texas is doing the same damn thing as all the rest of the college world is doing sans those teams that reside in conferences that don't have a championship game. At lease Texas is facing teams I can locate on a map. Ok so I still don't know where Florida Atla...

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Texas Schedule at Rice WYOMING at Texas Tech UCLA vs. Oklahoma (Dallas) at Nebraska IOWA STATE BAYLOR at Kansas State OKLAHOMA STATE FLORIDA ATLANTIC TEXAS A&M Probably the best non-conf Texas has had in some time. Wyoming won their bowl game and UCLA under Skippy with Norm Chow should provide a...

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He didn't get the name Jon=Bitch for nothing.

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M Club wrote:i suppose so, as long as someone was around to make a homo joke.

It wouldn't be a sports forum without at lease one homo or prison joke.

Vito Corleone

This is going to be a field goal fest, and Texas by far has the better kicker.

Texas 19
Alabama 16

Vito Corleone

M Club wrote:i wouldn't go so far as mgo by telling my man to eat a lead sando, but i'm not above telling him to dick suck me.

[John Cleese]Your not fooling anyone ya know.[/John Cleese]

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Have you ever been to Lubbock JON? Go there, then try to convince kids to go there instead of 119 other programs. I've been there once, would NEVER venture there again. The campus, the city, the whole area... dusty shit bucket. No doubt. It almost sucks as bad as Iowa. When I was living in Minn, my...

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M Club wrote:bama would dick suck them both.

FIFY

Vito Corleone

Talking heads may churn out the bullshit that you swallow wholeheartedly while saying "Thank you may I have some SEC Cock for desert as well?" but the facts don't back up the bullshit you're passing around the table to the rest of us. The professionals who get paid six figure salaries to ...

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I haven't done any real checking but looking at the bama and Texas roster there are a combined 30-40 guys that will be playing in the NFL over the next 2-3 seasons. Can anyone say the same thing about TCU and Boise State? I know that NFL is not the end all be all of college football, hell outside of...

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the only thing I want to know from papa is what the hell is that avatar all about? Is it fantasy or did you suck shattner's weewee?

Vito Corleone

Vito, I'll give you this; your myopia knows no bounds. Miami had more talent at TE, WR and RB. Add in their defense and yes, Miami is the better team. So if Hurley didn't face fuck his truck window, he would have set the career assist record or been a two time NBA MVP? Jesus Christ. Latener made Hu...

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Greg Anthony and Augmon were both better than Hurley. Hell, Anderson Hunt may have been the better point guard in that game. Yes, Vegas was much better or there wouldn't still be arguments about if they threw that game. I would wager that any problems Dorsey had with the secondary would be similar ...

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I wouldn't be too worried about Texas being independent in other sports, each would probably follow suit to fit their needs. I'm sure womens sports would maintain some conference affiliation who knows about mens basketball and baseball since they are national power in their own right. We do pretty d...

Vito Corleone

so a bunch of haters says Texas is not #1 and couldn't beat Miami yet both BC and Vtech almost did, so why are they not mentioned as the best ever or even in the top 10 after all they almost beat the greatest team of all time. Not only would the Texas oline have man-handled the Miami dline but so w...

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Doesn't take much to graduate from Texas, it would appear. I wonder how many of those class rings wind up in pawn shops? Getting my degree was pretty easy as is getting a job now, how is it for you? Since graduating I have never been without a job thanks to my connections from my days on the 40. Bu...

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