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by JHawkBCD
Sun May 24, 2020 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wow, this thing still works.
Replies: 6
Views: 1647

Wow, this thing still works.

Go fuck yourslevs.
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

You really don't get it, do you, ya phony fuck? Hmm.... I'm not the one pretending to know Football here And the rest of us aren't pretending to give a shit about your worthless weekly insights, either. In fact, most days, seeing a KC Scott post gives my scroll wheel a workout. Thing is, Scott, you...
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

KC Scott wrote:Job smack?

From you?

Bwa!

Since I don't sell cars, it really lacked the "Zing" necessary to leave a mark.

Wanna try again?
You really don't get it, do you, ya phony fuck?

Hint: I wasn't running job smack.
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:29 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

KC Scott wrote:Just to finish this off, Jabba, even Surtain knows he hasn't done shit this year.
Damn, you're spending an awful lot of time worrying about making me look bad when you should be talking that guy looking at the 87 Honda into the extended 3 month warranty and five free tanks of gas.
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:25 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

Bartee hasn't played corner all year, and Warfield missed the first 4 games. Make it 5 games, shithead... remember Dickie didn't even list him as active in his first game back off suspension? Oh yeah, that's right... you only remember what has been "done for you lately". And during those ...
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:58 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

^^^^ Thanks.

Now how many of those top corners had to deal with the three headed monster of Dexter McLeon/Eric Warfield/William Bartee on the other corner?
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:49 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

KC Scott wrote: Here you go fat fuck:

Delthea O'Neal 9 Ints
Champ Bailey 8 Ints
Ty Law 6 Ints
Ronde Barber 5 Ints
Dre Bly 5 Ints


How's that for starters?
You left out passes defended, you geriatric used car salesman.
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:42 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

War Wagon wrote:Yep, that's Jay Dork alright. The mouse that roars, yet nothing but bluster comes out.
Bluster? Is that kinda like the cold air that comes out of an air conditioner?

Wouldn't you just love to actually have a frame of reference for what "bluster" really is?
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:35 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

Adelpiero wrote:kcscott


what are you talking about, he just showed you 1 play he made out of 56 quarters . You got owned.
He asked for the last time, not a fucking play-by-play account, you douche.
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:33 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

Yea, so lets take a look at just how much impact surtain has had: Year Team G Tckl Ast Sacks Int Pass Def 2005 Chiefs - 12 - 36 - 8 - 0 - 2 -7 2 Interceptions, 7 passes defended for the season - and one of those "defended passes" was the dropped INT vs. Dallas last week. Yea, he's really ...
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:29 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

Remind me what game Surtain made a game changing interception or what top receiver he shut down? Don't mind if I do. Set your wayback machine to two weeks ago vs. Denver, 1st quarter, Denver driving deep into KC territory in a tie game... Denver Broncos at 5:49, (1st play from scrimmage 5:45) DEN K...
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:21 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

War Wagon wrote:Would someone rub salve on my wounded pussy?
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:19 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

Not sure where your going with that Bill. I haven't seen Bell or Surtain do shit this year. I have seen both of them miss a shitload of plays Bell, yes, has been shitty. Surtain, however, has his name called time and time again this season for making great plays, and suddenly that's forgotten? Assi...
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

KC Scott wrote:Agreed on Bell. Go ahead and toss Surtain in that same bowl.
Save one play in this game, you're a fucking idiot.

Oh wait, I thought that was a Whitey post.
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:49 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

KC Scott wrote: I've never seen a team tackle so poorly and totally lose focus on plays.
I have.

Sincerely,
Last year
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:44 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

Chiefs are doing a fine job of fucking themselves with stupid mental mistakes.
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:43 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ronde Barber - Bucs over Panthers
Replies: 18
Views: 2235

Adelpiero wrote:gruden is a genius! If it wasn't for Kiffen and his Defense, this team would be fucked each week.
Two words...

Paul Hackett.
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:35 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ronde Barber - Bucs over Panthers
Replies: 18
Views: 2235

One game does not define a season. Sorry. I won't have to hear "opportunistic defense" or "makes plays when they have to" once, will I? That translates to "we suck" in NFL jargon. By the by, I noticed you said nothing of your vaunted offense. At least you understand th...
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:01 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

War Wagon wrote:They better play the second half like their lives are on the line.
Why? You planning to gun them down when they return to town tomorrow?

We may be seeing the metamorposis into Death Wagon here...

... or is this merely a threat to throw another kicking, screaming tantrum?
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

WTF??? How about wrapping up a tackle, dipshits?
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 9:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Paul Hackett is the TB off coordinator???
Replies: 9
Views: 1378

Hawk, Paul and Tart trollin in the same thread.....good stuff guys. Yeah they looked bad today but keep in mind it's the 3rd straight road game for them and it was at the defending champions house. Keep ankle biting guys, I guess that's practically all that is left in this season for you to do....b...
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 9:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ronde Barber - Bucs over Panthers
Replies: 18
Views: 2235

Re: Ronde Barber - Bucs over Panthers

T REX wrote:the Bucs have a legitimate shot at the SB.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sincerely,
NE 28 TB 0
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 9:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why indy will get there asses handed to them in the playoffs
Replies: 15
Views: 1595

It was a statement about Baltimore trying to stop us from celebrating his legacy and that we should stop them from being able to, thereby making it impossible for anyone to enjoy his legacy. Cuz, I always see an article about Baltimore bitching when Indy recognizes the Colts past. Of course you don...
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 9:08 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Paul Hackett is the TB off coordinator???
Replies: 9
Views: 1378

Defensive line, offensive line, it's all shit in Tampa.
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:36 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Paul Hackett is the TB off coordinator???
Replies: 9
Views: 1378

Didn't matter... it only took Simms one play to puke all over that gift.
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:45 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Paul Hackett is the TB off coordinator???
Replies: 9
Views: 1378

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Burned by a fat assed lineman for the score.

T BAG, your defense sucks too.
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Paul Hackett is the TB off coordinator???
Replies: 9
Views: 1378

Dear FOX:

That jingle bells shit in between plays is fucking annoying.

Sincerely,
Everyone
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:34 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Paul Hackett is the TB off coordinator???
Replies: 9
Views: 1378

Paul Hackett is the TB off coordinator???

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

No wonder your offense sucks cack.

New England wins by 30.
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:05 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Fanball Sucks Dick
Replies: 2
Views: 551

Time to call the US Attorney General's office.
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs. Gnats
Replies: 116
Views: 8307

You're not allowed to be a Chiefs fan anymore.

Sincerely,
Weepy Wagon


Chiefs 31
Giants 13
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:51 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why indy will get there asses handed to them in the playoffs
Replies: 15
Views: 1595

BSmack wrote:
Stephen Conway, a Colts fan who posts weekly haiku about the team on the Internet...
WTF????
Bitter Indianapoliser.
by JHawkBCD
Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:07 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why is everyone picking on poor T.O.?
Replies: 9
Views: 1097

Are those the carpet licking cheerleaders?
by JHawkBCD
Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:34 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 7442

If reducing your self-image to a level lower than whale shit (and whale shit is below sea level) makes you happy, rack you, I guess.
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 7442

War Wagon wrote:As for a meltdown...that term is bandied about pretty loosely. Mostly though, it's used by weak gimps whom don't have anything else of substance left to say.
There's no arguing the fact that you melted in this thread like Velveeta on Blondiebabe's philly cheesesteak.
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Gunther "Birdman" Cunningham???
Replies: 7
Views: 893

Image

bwah!
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:38 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: any truth to the darrell russell rumor at cowboyszone?
Replies: 10
Views: 785

Cicero wrote:in a grand prix? Russell is like 330 pounds?
If JTR can fit his fat ass in a Kia Spectra, anything is possible.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... 497#159497
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 7442

drummer wrote:Fleet week happens every year , when the Navy comes into port , and the Blue Angels do an airshow over the Wharf .
Yeah, that's exactly what ucant said.
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 7442

Fleet Week? Sponsored by the enema company? http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/27197/200.jpg Nevermind... I don't think I want to know what "Fleet Week" is, or why you knew when it occurs. This is a Whitey plungering in progress, don't try to steal his thunder
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 7442

He was in San Francisco, right next to that gay bar called "Lunar Probe"
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 7442

War Wagon wrote:Would some shit-stained underwear personally autographed by me brighten your day?
Should we start calling you PSU Wagon now?

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