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Shlomart Ben Yisrael

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Now, go spend Christmas Eve with the ones you love.

* Within the boundaries of the law and morality, of course...

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:21 am - EAP

Envious of Atomic Punk

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Re: The Beast ! EAP wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:02 am Give me a fuckin break.

EAP wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:02 am Give me a fuckin break.

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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:28 am Go back home, Canuck.

I can't. They changed the locks.

:(

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You're going to start enforcing import bans and tariffs on the country that manufactures everything you used to...and inflate your economy...while trying to keep wages down...

I can't believe you are even able to function on a purely biological level.

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:48 pm Personal foul..Unexceptable posting ability. 10-year penalty. No loss of Down's Syndrome. Timeout

He's still in field goal range...the winds are swirling outside the tunnel, though...

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The State wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:23 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:12 pm It's only illegal if you get caught... :wink:

חנוכה שמח שלומרט בן ישראל

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It's only illegal if you get caught... :wink:

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Oh Lord...with all your infinite mercy....please...put an end to this... :(

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Only cool people will enjoy this:

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~~~ j o k e _ a l e r t ~~~

Q: What do lesbians order on their second date?

A: A moving van.

:|

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EAP wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:41 pm So when they get pulled over, they want to resist disrespect and assault.

Resistance to authority is one aspect of a healthy, "free" society.
It's a shame a communist has to explain that to a "liberty loving Reagan conservative".

:|

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Other than shit-libs, do you know who else would like to "grab your guns"?

Law enforcement agencies (anecdotal evidence aside).

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In the current system, they go to the hospital, get very expensive service and thumb their nose to bill collector. I would make wage garnishment part of this. You honestly believe this is how it works, don't you. He hit a single, got on first and is completely content to stay there for the rest of ...

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Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 3:18 pm Thanks a lot 88nazis.
You really are a fucking yellow POS.

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EAP wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:50 pm
You do realize that non-citizens don't have constitutional rights or liberty, correct?

Ummm....no.

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I think 'Spray just jizzed... :o

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EAP wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:29 am On this board we say "Merry Christmas". You gutter rats.

~cough~

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This is called socialized medicine. Tell me you knew. It’s not socialized medicine you stupid echo chamber tard. The money everyone pays goes to for profit insurance companies. Idiot. Ironically, his whole family has benefited from the largesse of "socialized medicine"... LITERALLY.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:56 am
Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:34 pm Merry TDS---

What does that mean?

It's a "lesbian thing"...you wouldn't understand.

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EAP wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:50 am Kierland is too stupid to understand the reality you just shared.
Facts don't matter to this dwarf.
He's fucked in the head.

Do you have a rent control agreement...you know...for his residency in your dome?

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KC -4

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88 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 3:04 am Anyone else seeing increases like this too?

No.

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Scientist - Super Nova Explosion

Selassie I and I

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Truman wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:00 am
If not Him then who? The socialist clown show currently on stage for public considration? Uncle Kim can't nuke your stupid ass fast enough. Put up or shut up, slant.

If only you had a true socialist option...

You came close with FDR. Sooooooo close...

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However cops could pull someone over for speeding and then see a semi auto gun and choose not to issue a ticket. That is possibly the stupidest think you've ever said. A cop is going to size up a stop, notice the gleam of some chrome...and then somehow take a more relaxed disposition ? How many pai...

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 2:48 pm
The rest never did a fukking thing in their lives away from Government. Not saying they couldn't have, but they didn't.

Idiots.

By your logic, if Romney would have won, you'd be eternally splooging....

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Think of the humane and generous treatment captured U.S. soldiers received in N. Korea and North Vietnam.
You were given clear and scientific examples of the greatness of a socialist society. Yet paradoxically, you've rejected it.

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1950's England might as well have been Hoxa's Albania for the ramshackle state it was in. One would have felt like they were walking into a Soviet Block state run hospital just having to deal with the NHS...and I would rather take my chances with the Commie hospitals...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Re: Happy holidays, T1Bers Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:35 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:35 pm

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LL Cool J = Mama Said Knock You Out

Salt-N-Pepa = Push It

ODB = Snakes

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EAP wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 1:36 pm ...you've got the 14' yule log that I crave...

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:28 am
Wolfman wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:41 pm He, his family, and his ****ing henchmen are profiting from his office
Wow. That has never happened before. Such insight.
I'm amazed you were ever entrusted with teaching America's youts.

It was the greatest generation.

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Plato wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:05 am Goober McTuber's work internet was taken away from him because his boss busted him viewing gay porn. That is very funny.

I call bullshit on that.

How can you get reprimanded for gay shit when your job is "towel boy" at a homo massage parlour?

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Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:35 pm You have never read a ~~history~~ book have you?

ftfy

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I put the reinqueer and Slap on ignore...

...and nothing of value was lost.

:|

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EAP wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:52 pm The only way to get pickle breath, is to suck on a hard kosher dill.

Are you coming on to me?

Marty don't swing that way.

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