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by L45B
Wed May 07, 2025 5:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 31
Views: 1307

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Scott from Anaheim wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 5:14 am Image

I don't see him going until the fifth round.
He would be Uncle Thomas the First, if pontiffed.
by L45B
Mon May 05, 2025 3:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 31
Views: 1307

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

I agree with your assessment Roaeioux! The black conservative cardinal from Africa is your typical Uncle Tom and should not be allowed in the race until he conforms to a more virtuous and giving version of the Gospel.

I’m with you, I think Junior Soprano gets the vote!
by L45B
Mon May 05, 2025 2:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425770

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Who pays tariffs? https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReVme0Zq48LKrEAM8KiDIEBNpF3deizb8vZw&s ^^^ Diego nails it once again!! The consumer pays the tariff!! Whether it’s a tariff on goods or a minimum wage tariff on people, it works the same! Luckily thinkers like Diego and mvs...
by L45B
Tue Apr 29, 2025 5:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The French Mortician
Replies: 27
Views: 5569

Re: The French Mortician

Go look again for that cause of death. Authorities are talking about a pacemaker on Gene making its last reading. That could spell doom for the field. :bode: The coroner's report is official. ..."severe atherosclerotic and hypertensive cardiovascular disease L45B got the cause of death but mis...
by L45B
Thu Apr 24, 2025 3:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75286

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri Apr 11, 2025 5:12 am
Dr_Phibes wrote: Fri Apr 11, 2025 5:01 am
ergonomic rower
Image
I’m going to be rammed! I can’t wait, I’m going to be rammed!
by L45B
Thu Apr 24, 2025 3:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump's Massive Erection
Replies: 31
Views: 2213

Re: Trump's Massive Erection

Diego and Raeiouy are exactly correct here. Joe may not have been perfect, but he was a kind-hearted and generous man who did not attempt to stir things up after 4:30pm. Not a drama queen. But speaking of queens, he actually cared for other human beings, no matter their (flag) color. He also support...
by L45B
Tue Apr 22, 2025 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 5242

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 22, 2025 1:57 am Why do you hate popes?
Rack m2! Popes, like peeps, should be allowed to have a prenuptial agreement.
by L45B
Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: F*ck Harvard
Replies: 16
Views: 1344

Re: F*ck Harvard

I concur, fuck Harvard and all the anti-Palestinian Ivy League schools who fire Mensa-brained minority women presidents and deport brown looking people in favor of a right-winged non DEI agenda that will turn those schools into Hitler youth camps. It’s absolutely disgusting!!
by L45B
Thu Apr 17, 2025 11:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mikey Sucks
Replies: 20
Views: 1185

Re: Mikey Sucks

bungle clone wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2025 9:12 pm
Solid pull, bungle. By the way, which one’s Pink?
by L45B
Thu Apr 17, 2025 2:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi friends!
Replies: 36
Views: 2759

Re: Hi friends!

SFP wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 7:26 pm Hi Friends!
This could be Jim Nantz from CBS Sports.
by L45B
Wed Apr 16, 2025 1:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earthquake!!
Replies: 33
Views: 3579

Re: Earthquake!!

bungle clone wrote: Tue Apr 15, 2025 2:24 pm Image
Otisburg? Otisburg?

Nice reset, bungle.

FYI, I had Mr LuthOR in the death pool, now only General Zod remains.
by L45B
Sun Apr 13, 2025 9:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8023

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Nobody wants to win this tournament.
by L45B
Sat Apr 12, 2025 8:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8023

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Don’t forget that Collin Morikawa tried to steal Clint Eastwood’s Gran Torino! Gangbanger Asians don’t deserve DEI treatment!
by L45B
Sat Apr 12, 2025 4:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8023

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Donnie—

If one of our players missed the cut, then we’re toast. That should eliminate almost everyone. (I swear to g0d), Who is even left to win this puke colored green jacket?
by L45B
Thu Apr 10, 2025 1:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425770

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

bungle clone wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 7:44 pm google tells me it is Sowell quote.
Not surprised at all to see the Seer quoting a white supremacist and trickle down fascist!
by L45B
Tue Apr 08, 2025 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8023

Re: Masters Contest 2025

FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:57 pm Donald Trump - 6,000,000,000,000
He couldn’t even carry Joe’s jetlagged bag!
by L45B
Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 8023

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Patrick Cantlay +3500
Lucas Glover +17000
by L45B
Tue Apr 08, 2025 4:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:41 am Golden has his boys playing with some hutzpah.
Those bitter herbs won’t be bitter at all for Todd during the Seders this weekend.
by L45B
Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Yes exactly, and on calls that were obvious.

This might go into OT.
by L45B
Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Yup, Gators have done this all tourney. Let’s see it happen.
by L45B
Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Bad time for Clayton Jr to go cold. Might be Houston’s year finally.
by L45B
Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We need more Mike Rowe
Replies: 28
Views: 3170

Re: We need more Mike Rowe

You think I don’t know that Sam???!!! Why do you think I’m out in the meatpacking district on weekends burning Teslas peacefully protesting?? 70% of the electorate is morally yet peacefully outraged and are joining these peaceful protests as an act of solidarity. We will also be burning down some so...
by L45B
Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We need more Mike Rowe
Replies: 28
Views: 3170

Re: We need more Mike Rowe

While I’m on the topic, Rowe and his hillbilly racist followers also have ZERO solution to a new phenomenon and soon to be epidemic in this country and Europe: The increasing and destructive trans [/u]gender pay gap. In other words, there is a growing salary disparity between cis males and transwome...
by L45B
Thu Apr 03, 2025 2:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We need more Mike Rowe
Replies: 28
Views: 3170

Re: We need more Mike Rowe

Mike Rowe is just your typical ultra right-wing fascist who believes in trickle down economics and has a hate/jealousy complex with the college degree, especially that of the liberal arts and women’s studies vernacular. He has no empathy for the growing gender pay gap in this country, and has no via...
by L45B
Thu Apr 03, 2025 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iced Man
Replies: 19
Views: 2622

Re: Iced Man

Farewell, Dead-martigan, Die-kini swordsman.
by L45B
Wed Apr 02, 2025 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: want to see someone get shot?
Replies: 64
Views: 8153

Re: want to see someone get shot?

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 12:37 am
Roux wrote: Tue Apr 01, 2025 9:36 pm Gosh, I wonder why.
Politics?
To save money on his otherwise perpetual healthcare costs while in prison. Duh
by L45B
Sun Mar 30, 2025 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

FiatLux wrote: Sun Mar 30, 2025 1:58 am What's up with the SEC and Jewish coaches?

Golden, Pearl.
Why limit your argument to the SEC m2? Is Jon Scheyer not Jewish???

Might end up with 75% of the final four coaches eating pastrami next weekend. 8)
by L45B
Sat Mar 22, 2025 7:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Foreman grilled.
Replies: 5
Views: 1071

Re: Foreman grilled.

Old George was rope-a-doped one last time, by Season Over Troll.
by L45B
Sat Mar 22, 2025 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George Foreman: Grilled
Replies: 11
Views: 2059

Re: George Foreman: Grilled

Carson wrote: Sat Mar 22, 2025 6:30 am Will his pallbearers all be named George?
Rack this. Was waiting for it… and you delivered, Carson. 8)
by L45B
Sat Mar 22, 2025 2:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George Foreman: Grilled
Replies: 11
Views: 2059

Re: George Foreman: Grilled

Damn my eagle chip-in just rimmed out of the hole.

That was supposed to be Larry Holmes.
by L45B
Wed Mar 19, 2025 11:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 138
Views: 39143

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Wed Mar 19, 2025 11:22 pmLike when the federal government adopts a policy that kills many jobs.
It’s quite unfortunate that Kamala was not elected, as her plans for pricing controls and increased minimum wage were instant job creators. Guess we’ll all learn the hard way now!
by L45B
Tue Mar 18, 2025 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Columbia (women)
by L45B
Sat Mar 15, 2025 1:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Enjoyed “knowing” you folks
Replies: 55
Views: 4694

Re: Enjoyed “knowing” you folks

Say hello to Ann Coulter when you see her. Unfortunately Galinda doesn’t live in Alabamee, she’s right here smack dab on the upper east side of Manhattan, of course enjoying all the fruits and benefits of living in a sanctuary city, thanks to recent heroes such as Bill deBlasio and soon to be the K...
by L45B
Wed Mar 12, 2025 5:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75286

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Someone needs to tell President Spectrum that dumbfuckistanians don't like electric cars and can't afford a Tesla. Dead on m2!! It’s because rednecks in Hurricane Alley, North Cacklelacky have no idea what global warmings are. Those of us who pay attention to reality live in San Francisco and the 1...
by L45B
Sun Mar 09, 2025 5:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The French Mortician
Replies: 27
Views: 5569

Re: The French Mortician

smackaholic wrote: Sat Mar 08, 2025 8:18 pm 95 yo Alzheimer sufferer wanders the house for a week or so, doing his best Sleepy Joe imitation before he has a heart attack, likely from dehydration.
This was an insensitive comment. At least Joe waved to the parachutists while they were still alive.
by L45B
Fri Mar 07, 2025 3:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you fags play Pickleball?
Replies: 34
Views: 9373

Re: Any of you fags play Pickleball?

Python wrote: Fri Mar 07, 2025 2:02 amRack bungle
Don’t fucking jimmy me Jules.
by L45B
Thu Mar 06, 2025 2:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any of you fags play Pickleball?
Replies: 34
Views: 9373

Re: Any of you fags play Pickleball?

A high level tennis player will also get torched when he steps into the horseshoes arena and squares off against a skilled horseshoer. Congratulations, fellas! Bat hammers it! Let us not leave out chess either. An elite serve and volley tennis player will get their nuts squashed trying to charge ah...
by L45B
Thu Mar 06, 2025 2:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption
Replies: 22
Views: 2919

Re: Caption

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 8:35 pm
L45B wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 1:47 pm (l,r)

Belly, Chick
Rack it.
(l,r)

Tar Heel Coach / Teach , Tall-heeled Roach / Leech
by L45B
Wed Mar 05, 2025 2:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75286

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Haha exactly! Could you really blame them?

The Dems never stood for anything!
by L45B
Wed Mar 05, 2025 1:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption
Replies: 22
Views: 2919

Re: Caption

(l,r)

Belly, Chick