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Jay went yard on AComic Drunk and then AP sucked him off.

Righteous!

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Atomic Fudd set up all of his bait threads.

We've been all over the bait and nothing bad has happened to us.

Do you think he was he talking out of his ass?

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AComic Drunk wrote:I've noticed the smarter ones are seeing what I'm doing.

The smart people are seeing you take the same humiliating asskicking you take every December.

The dumb people are posting "bait threads" and IKYABWAI's.

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gakaholic wrote:Terry, if that was you, rack it. Hell, rack it anyway. Prolly the best song parody yet this season

Do humanity a favor and overdose yourself on plain yogurt, fatfuck.

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Know the source of the take, fellas.

Glue_Sniffthecan would find republican political imagery on the set of Ellen.

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Do you have any clue why I'm setting up bait threads in a bad deer year? Figure it out. Oh *snap*. Now I get it. Your wizard-like song parody call out threads for R-Jack, Dinsdale, and Terry were done in order to troll... the deer ? I feel very silly now for thinking you had kicked 100% of your own...

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R-Jack put his tremendous moderating savvy on display by not going TROTS with this AComic Drunk effort. Lame takes on smackboards and you gotta be shittin' me Bright red turds from your ass bleeding, go to the ER and reference me With brown lit paper bags on your porch filled with reindeer poop Thes...

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More trev! Bravo!

One of my favourite things.

Other wishes: Katy. Katy. Katy. More Truman Analysis. A splash of AComic Drunk song parody. A side order of critically important U&L weather reports.

Get this board out of it's doldrums.

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I rate R-Jack as the best moderator ever.

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Once I found out who currently owns the trolls, well it makes sense. Notice KC Scott has hidden under the radar? Did he make a deal with those trolls from the other boards? Oh, and whatup Smackie? Haven't heard from you in a year. Paranoia must be hell to live with. Every last one of us is Marty. H...

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Who gave you the idea to try to think, Clouseau? Maybe leave thinking to those who can?

Now I've never seen jizz mop itself, failtard.

Hop to!

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As with many famous writers and poets, the reindeers' alcoholism and latent homosexuality have reduced them to pathetic hacks. Comet = Dylan Thomas Plato = Truman Capote Carson? Carson? Whoson ? Tell you what, sport-o. Link us up to anything you've ever posted that was interesting or entertaining. ...

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Truman wrote:BTW, verruh nice crop o' reindeer this year.

:D

Plato wrote:Dangle balls, dangle balls
Dangle ball today
Oh, what fun when Truman cried
To our blunt force colon fray

bwaaaaahahahaha!!

Nice!

Owned! Rack! All that jazz!

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RACK Comet!

Truman wrote:But their run of cowardly posts

Why not post a dozen or more dead deer pics, hickseed? That'll get us. :D

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It always brings a chuckle seeing this trev whore hanging around on the board. You know, a board where dudes outnumber women like 50-1. And she sits there all demure, passive, and distant, trying to act like, "Oh yeah, I just come here to read or talk about the days events. Or sports. Or whatev...

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KC Paul's Christmas gift.

Maybe I'm mistaken, just dropping around once a year, but isn't this
KC Paul guy the only person in board history to be banned for the offense
of just continually posting idiotic takes?

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Dinsdale, tell the rest of the losers here what it's like having 206 funny bones. No, let's have him identify his normal facial expression when he palms himself off to his fantasy of Barbara Walters reading his name off as #1 on her list of Most Fascinating People. http://www.dgps.de/fachgruppen/me...

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Also to Silver Bells. One Board Pals Meet board member, beefy member Fresh from first class air flight To prepare Got that plug Up my dimehole Footsies brushing Peehole flushing Ball that man with my eyes And within my fat head I still hear One Board Pals, One Board Pals It's meet-up time, with Urla...

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OTST wrote:A shit troll will respond shortly.

I guess that means you can cross Dinsdale off the list.

Where has AP been? Has he migrated to a cross-dresser message board somewhere?

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Rudolph wrote:Speaking of which, why is it every time Sammy switches jobs and has to move, I'M the only one that bothers to help him?

Rudolph:Sammy::Y2K:AP

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RevLimiter wrote:I killed all of the reindeer

I'm feeling much better now.

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[web]http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=26297[/web] Remove this post, Reveal who thought it was fucking funny to reveal a posters employer and ban the Poster for Life. Or be seen as the biggest bunch of fucking hypocrites ever. Time to sort things out. If I were AP, I'd be pissed at y...

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He also gives us a 'hood pass for the rare times we have to make a stop in the low-income communities.

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Since this is the season of good cheer and glad tidings toward all, I'd be in favor of reinstating the fat motherfucker. Think how happy that would make him! Why, he'd spring out of his recliner, dancing a jig of merriment errrrrr maybe he would slowly rise to his feet incurring only minimal spinal...

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Tighty whites, Soiled whites, Charmin's cheap, you're not bright Quilted Northern, too late for that. Now your Hanes are all covered in scat. Soak them in heavy bleach, Soak them in heavy bleach. Gigolo, Home Depot AP's boss gives up hope Submarines in the Air Force, AP drifts from coast to coast Oh...

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No love for De La Soul?

Y'all are sad.

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It always tears at my heartstrings whenever I see the trucks in the Missing Man formation at snowplow driver funerals.

:pours one out for my dead homie:

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At the North Pole, we call that Wednesday.

We also like to give Vixen a "Mike Backer."

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So you want men to post homo-erotic stories for you in this thread?

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Oh wand'ring eye, Oh wand'ring eye, You give me no depth perception When I try to catch a ball, People laugh at me as I fall. Oh wand'ring eye, Oh wand'ring eye, I've lead a life of rejection. Oh wand'ring eye, Oh wand'ring eye, You make me have to switch careers. From Navy pilot and gigolo, To a nu...

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Atomic Punk wrote:itsanalias may not post here anymore after being exposed for jerking off over the phone to a female poster. That is true.

Who hasn't?

Vixen's in my 5.

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When you've spent the last few hundred years going down on an old, male version of ms conduct, you'd better be able to stow that gag reflex.

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should be fun, got like 30 people coming over Like anyone would go to a party dressed like that. I thought the party was at your place, simpleton? Let me guess...you traded your visor for a baseball cap to get "dressed up"? I love it when an idiot uses his own words and own pics to kick h...

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quite a bit of butt spray Wrong board. Rudolph's farts are very "eggy" smelling. Apparently, whatever flatulence-inducing qualities that are contained in eggs are not lost in the conversion to egg nog. And trust me, when it comes to egg nog, Rudolph will drink anybody on this board under ...

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Mister Bushice wrote:You didn't feel the bump and hear the fart?

We just figured that was Rudolph.

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No, "wonder" works. As in, "It's a wonder he can drive with that eye wandering all over the place."

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We'll be draining baby deer batter down your gullet by the 24th. I hope we have enough energy left to haul the fat guy around all night.

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Atomic Punk wrote: two legit deer

Am I legit? Are we shit trolls? Are we entertaining?

Pick an answer and stick with it.

Dancer

We're both us. We should leave it at that.

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Atomic Punk wrote:That red headed guy that looks like Conan O'Brine was one of the deer until he was outted for perverse behavior. I think he lived in Indiana at the time.

Shhh. He may still be around.

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