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- Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: War Wa-gone
- Replies: 125
- Views: 18945
Re: War Wa-gone
Every good message board needs a poster who takes things too seriously. Wags took things WAY to seriously, but that was part of his charm. My favorite Wags memory was convincing him a few years back that I had gotten sick of FF and was dumping my roster. A couple other guys went along with it and he...
- Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: if there's anything funny about having a stroke
- Replies: 110
- Views: 8795
Re: if there's anything funny about having a stroke
Probably best to stay away from the golf course too. No sense starting a round with a three-stroke penalty.
- Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: if there's anything funny about having a stroke
- Replies: 110
- Views: 8795
Re: if there's anything funny about having a stroke
Damn, that's scary as fuck, but I'm glad the strokes were only minor. After seeing my mom come back from a major stroke (save it, fags), I'm convinced that 90% of it was being defiant and generally full of piss and vinegar. You're wired pretty much the same way, so I have no doubt you'll beat this. ...
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Timing the Market
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2369
Re: Timing the Market
Since we're on the subject, is there a chance of Fannie Mae rebounding to their 2008 value? .86 a share right now and its bouncing. Are FHA loans that much harder to get or are people getting smart and going with conventional and putting some cash down? In Silicon Valley, virtually all property pri...
- Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"
- Replies: 59
- Views: 5245
Re: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"
A good start at fixing the way things are done would be to repeal the 17th Amendment and return the Senate to the states. I don't have the details to show, but I read that if states allotted their electoral college votes by congressional districts like a couple states do and not a winner take all, ...
- Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 7063
Re: RACK the motherfucking hell out of Jess!
He's also on his way to becoming the next David Hasseloff... because Germans are just fucking weird 8vdDtYUf32I My German is a little rusty (softball), but I understood about half of that. Dunno which was worse for Jess...the anchorwoman calling him "a fat 32 y/o with man boobs" or the ca...
- Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For those of you that remember 3putt...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1142
Re: For those of you that remember 3putt...
I've tried. He perma-retired from messageboarding because every thread turned political. RBI spends all of his time doing competitive mountain biking. He doesn't really internet anymore. Brew spends all day every day chatting up his wife's friends on Facebook. It's like a sewing circle, except sadder.
- Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For those of you that remember 3putt...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1142
For those of you that remember 3putt...
...he was cleaning out his hard drive today and came across these: http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/OCbalsastix/3putt_jtrflash.gif http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/OCbalsastix/3putt_minimonkey.jpg http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/OCbalsastix/3putt_fuckerbus.jpg http://i157.photobuc...
- Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Darwin hits the trifecta
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2880
Re: Darwin hits the trifecta
if your kids and dogs listen to and obey every single word that comes out of your mouth, then rack you sarge The dog didn't have a listening problem, it had a dipshit owner problem. Who the fuck plays fetch with his dog in 10-ft surf? And the kid didn't have an obeying problem, he had a dipshit Dad...
- Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: electoral college, call it
- Replies: 97
- Views: 10253
Re: electoral college, call it
It's unbelievable to me that any state would award 90%-100% of someone's salary in retirement benefits and expect the retirement system to remain solvent. It's worse than that in California. These maggots retire on 100% pay thanks to pumping up their final year, start drawing their pensions and the...
- Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Metlife Stadium PET
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1291
Re: Metlife Stadium PET
I get that part. I just don't understand the club location. Wouldn't you want your club guests to stay near the bar and be able to drink while watching the game? You're assuming that people in corporate suites are Giants/Jets fans who go there to see the team. Most are there because they got a free...
- Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Metlife Stadium PET
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1291
Re: Metlife Stadium PET
Was there a hot tub room?
- Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hurricane Sandy
- Replies: 100
- Views: 7037
Re: Hurricane Sandy
Probably the only way you could get her to give a shit is if someone created a reality show called "Real Hurricanes of New Jersey" and put it on Bravo.
- Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stupid Whore
- Replies: 94
- Views: 5555
Re: Stupid Whore
and once again I hate to be the one to point it out but Obama never denied additional security, it never made it that far up the ladder.....or are you forgetting that such security decisions are made at the state department level.... Who gives a fuck if he had personal knowledge of State Dept reque...
- Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: R-Jack's Pity Pussy Tour 2012....Stop 1-Reno.
- Replies: 62
- Views: 6983
Re: R-Jack's Pity Pussy Tour 2012....Stop 1-Reno.
Simply awesome.
BTW, this statement is a perfect snapshot of Reno locals: "I mean I just saw a shirtless guy in dirty jorts rolling a lone truck tire down Virginia Street."
BTW, this statement is a perfect snapshot of Reno locals: "I mean I just saw a shirtless guy in dirty jorts rolling a lone truck tire down Virginia Street."
- Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3222
Re: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
Outrage over semantics? REALLY? Go buy some fake gold coins from Glenn Beck, you nincompoop.Wolfman wrote:So Barry needed Stewart to put words in his mouth? Nor did he even realize how insensitive it was to use those words? Pathetic.
- Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3222
Re: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
Romney had better material overall, but Obama's self-inflicted "Yankee Stadium" joke was pretty $$.88 wrote:On a lighter note...
- Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3222
Re: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
Defending his administrations tepid, less than forthcoming response to the Libyan embassy attack and the softball question John Stewart lobbed him: Whenever 4 Americans get killed, that's not optimal. http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/decision2012/on-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-obama-defends-l...
- Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the second debate
- Replies: 131
- Views: 7084
Re: the second debate
The best tactic Obama used tonight was knowing that time had long since passed on a topic, tossing out a huge lie and knowing that when Romney tried to correct him, the moderator would move them along to a new topic. The biggest missed opportunity I saw for Romney was when Obama claimed that the nu...
- Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the second debate
- Replies: 131
- Views: 7084
Re: the second debate
The best tactic Obama used tonight was knowing that time had long since passed on a topic, tossing out a huge lie and knowing that when Romney tried to correct him, the moderator would move them along to a new topic. The biggest missed opportunity I saw for Romney was when Obama claimed that the num...
- Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Biden is still an ass
- Replies: 86
- Views: 8286
Re: Biden is still an ass
I would never try to force anyone to forego one if that's what they decided to do. Good grief. No one is talking about forcing someone to not have an abortion. How would you even do something like that? Look, it's simple. If he really believed abortion was murder, he would do more than just say &qu...
- Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stupid Whore
- Replies: 94
- Views: 5555
Re: Stupid Whore
Yep. No big deal at all. US Ambassadors get murdered all the time. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are totally out of line for pointing out Barry's stunning incompetence and indifference. How dare he! :meds: The irony of course is that it was Barry's administration that politicized the issue. The hope wa...
- Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:57 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: AfuckingMEN
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2192
Re: AfuckingMEN
Really getting tired of seeing Winston's ugly fucking downs syndrome looking mug on my tv. Who does this cocksucker think he is? Dude has played 5 games here (none very well for that matter) and all of the sudden he is running around demanding that cameras and tape roll like he is the damned mayor....
- Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:30 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: AfuckingMEN
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2192
Re: AfuckingMEN
Dinsdale wrote:I didn't piss on ChargerMike's hat -- I was just rinsing it off with my urine.
Sin, Raiderfan
- Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chilli,pepper,toilet.
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1569
Re: Chilli,pepper,toilet.
with or without beans? with, of course. http://www.meijer.com/assets/product_images/styles/xlarge/1001029_039400016984_A_400.jpg and also, of course: http://healthyheartmarket.com/images/products/display/01100-web2.jpg Why spend money on pre-packaged chili seasoning? 5tbs chili powder, 1 tbsp cumin...
- Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Watching the Debate?
- Replies: 119
- Views: 6940
Re: Watching the Debate?
Lots of articles that could now be posted here, but I'll just go with the President: jebDlVAcpGo Dude, everyone knows that Obama is a gifted orator when speaking with a teleprompter, before an adoring crowd, with no one there to counter his rhetoric. But last night we saw what happens when the crow...
- Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
- Replies: 86
- Views: 7314
Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
You seem to think that posting a cartoon makes some kind of point. It doesn't. Alright. You got me. This all makes perfect sense now. Larry Silverstein, who sounds to be of Jewish heritage, and a crew of Mossad agents conspired with George W. Bush to obtain access to the three main WTC buildings a ...
- Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:37 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: ADMIT YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Replies: 46
- Views: 5208
Re: ADMIT YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back then the Blues were at the Checkerdome and that is still the single best place I've ever seen a hockey game. Not to hockey up the thread, but if/when they ever play again, go see a game at either Staples or HP Pavilion when you're in CA. I've been to many games at both places and there isn't a...
- Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:31 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Ex-Chiefs stick it to their former team
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2543
Re: Ex-Chiefs stick it to their former team
They want you to pay $27 to park If it makes you feel better, it's $30 to park a 1/2 mile from the stadium at Candlestick. And if you live 35 miles away, like I do, that's your reward after sitting in stop-n-go traffic for 2 1/2 hours. Even with its over-priced tickets, the new stadium (avaiable vi...
- Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Watching the Debate?
- Replies: 119
- Views: 6940
Re: Watching the Debate?
I don't know what substance Obama supposedly supplied. Could you help a brother out with that one. If you want to read some funny shit, go to Daily Kos right now. Someone better put the Prozac factory into high production mode. The only real "substance" Obama brought to the debate was det...
- Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
- Replies: 86
- Views: 7314
Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
From your link: It is also widely claimed that WTC 1 and WTC 2 collapsed mainly due to fire. I emphasize, that before September 11, no steel framed skyscraper had ever collapsed due to fire. Yeah, and prior to September 11th, no steel-framed building had been hit by a jetliner full of fuel flying at...
- Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
- Replies: 86
- Views: 7314
Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
As for the WTC 7 dropping in perfect controlled fashion when it wasn't hit by anything. It was hit and damaged by debris from the collapse of the main WTC towers. But even if you want to pretend that didn't happen, then what purpose could they possibly have to do a controlled demo of WTC7? No one o...
- Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
- Replies: 86
- Views: 7314
Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
And ..upon what is this intense reply based? Easy. You gleefully exclaim your deluded 9/11 theories with wild eyes and Doc Brown's 1.21 Jigawatt hair, yet can't offer a logic or science-based explanation on how any of them would be possible. You also can't explain why they would even bother to wire...
- Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:27 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: ADMIT YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Replies: 46
- Views: 5208
Re: ADMIT YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, never let a guy living in DC tell you that your town is a shithole.War Wagon wrote:you say that as if it were a bad thing.Screw_Michigan wrote:They're all shit holes.
they may be shit holes, but they're our shit holes.
- Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The truth is out there!
- Replies: 127
- Views: 13074
Re: The truth is out there!
I am without a doubt the best bullshitter there is to party with. I can get drunk and dream up shit you would not believe. Ahh, man I miss those USN days. You are right, we don't believe 90% plus of your bull shit. This thread falls into the 10%. No way does anyone bother to make up a story that fu...
- Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:23 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: replacement refs
- Replies: 175
- Views: 14504
Re: replacement refs
i try not to let facts get in the way when I'm being a dick.War Wagon wrote:OC, you can't buy a bottle of water in Vegas for $2.
Congrats on the score, RJ.
Anyway, congrats RJ. But I do have a question...if she's a kickboxer and you're into MMA, who gets dotted in the eye when the Raiders lose?
- Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
- Replies: 86
- Views: 7314
Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
Yeah, and he's getting all bent because I've asked him to explain how he thinks they did it. As much as he obsesses about it, you'd think he'd have it all worked out by now.
- Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
- Replies: 86
- Views: 7314
Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
How did they rig the towers? Well, look who owned them and thus who had access. And then consider that rigging every floor was not necessary at all. And moreover, consider that the massive pile of wreckage from each building was immediately gathered and destroyed without any forensic testing for th...
- Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:00 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: replacement refs
- Replies: 175
- Views: 14504
Re: replacement refs
Not bad. She doesnt have skin issues so i'll blame the camera.....and Mikey, she kickboxes and is close to my age, so I doubt she goes downhill anytime soon. [wolftard]Maybe it is her diet, or genetics?[/woftard] She is hawaiian, and her parents look young as hell too. We were in Vegas last week, a...
- Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
- Replies: 86
- Views: 7314
Re: AA Pilot confirmed to me union engaged in slowdown
So far you've offered nothing to explain why the three massive buildings collapsed as they did--in the manner of a controlled demolition. As far as smaller detonating explosions, these were observed and filmed "popping" on the lower floors as the collapse began. All that's great. How did ...