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by ElvisMonster
Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:45 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: FUN football simulator game
Replies: 171
Views: 8805

Re: FUN football simulator game

Hey, guys. Just wanted to let you know that there are a couple of new threads in the team forum that I'd like to get your feedback on. Thanks.
by ElvisMonster
Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:24 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: FUN football simulator game
Replies: 171
Views: 8805

Re: FUN football simulator game

Anybody still waiting for an offer or have we signed everyone?
by ElvisMonster
Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Fucking Birthday Biggie!
Replies: 25
Views: 3985

Re: Happy Fucking Birthday Biggie!

What do you get for the guy that has everything? Handjob? Bag of Mississippi Ditch? Handjob?

Happy Birthday. I hope you're older than me.
by ElvisMonster
Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I would like to volunteer my services as a judge in the SO.
Replies: 121
Views: 8340

Re: I would like to volunteer my services as a judge in the SO.

Please remove my name from the blah blah blah whatever. Fuck volunteers, we need a draft. One, two, three, not it!
by ElvisMonster
Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for those who live in the Midwest or South.
Replies: 42
Views: 2710

Q, West Coast Style wrote:ust saw this amazing photo of rescuers saving a man from Medical Marijuana and Universal Healthcare.

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Rack. :lol:
by ElvisMonster
Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm on an X-pedition
Replies: 20
Views: 2386

mvscal wrote:Weak.

Either ban her outright or leave her alone.
Good answer! Good answer!

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by ElvisMonster
Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for the bitter, conspiracy theorist Black Man
Replies: 113
Views: 7592

And if my boss called me his "million dollar cracker", I'd smile, nod, cash my check and think to myself "What a douchebag." Maybe my sense of self worth isn't tied into what my boss thinks of the color of my skin. Or maybe my pride has a lower price tag than some other folks. :s...
by ElvisMonster
Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for the bitter, conspiracy theorist Black Man
Replies: 113
Views: 7592

Context, Vic. Annie referred to professional athletes as "slaves".

And you're right, not all pro athletes make millions, but to equate their situation to "slavery" is a more than a little disingenuous, don't ya think?
by ElvisMonster
Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for the bitter, conspiracy theorist Black Man
Replies: 113
Views: 7592

I WOULD BE HAPPY IF THE MAN PAID ME BIG BUCKS AND GAVE ME A SCHOLARSHIP!!!! :METL:
by ElvisMonster
Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for the bitter, conspiracy theorist Black Man
Replies: 113
Views: 7592

EM, you gotta be kidding. Is power in taking a paycheck, or writing the checks? You don't get slavery vibes from all the contract slang that gets tossed around? Yeah, they're million dollar n.iggers...................... but it's better to be President Shawn Carter than artist Shawn Carter (to take...
by ElvisMonster
Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for the bitter, conspiracy theorist Black Man
Replies: 113
Views: 7592

"I know! Let's keep the black man down by writing him really big paychecks and making him really famous!"

- The Man
by ElvisMonster
Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 2898

Re: AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Risa wrote:et tu, canis?
Dear Cancer,

I'm writing you this letter to totally WAR your new weight loss supplements! Mrs. Meds has always been a little on the husky side, but recently she started slamming Crisco into her grill like she was planning on installing a deep fryer in her boiler...
by ElvisMonster
Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chappaquiddick
Replies: 27
Views: 2899

Fuck. You guys act like the dude was electrocuting pitbulls or something. Lighten up.
by ElvisMonster
Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello, i'm new here
Replies: 47
Views: 4196

Badfish wants to fondle your junk.
by ElvisMonster
Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot...Iraqi end game predictions
Replies: 110
Views: 7737

Risa wrote:Off topic, the chick to the left looks like Seinfeld.
SHE'S MY FAVORITE ONE, BITCH!!!1 TAKE IT BACK!
by ElvisMonster
Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot...Iraqi end game predictions
Replies: 110
Views: 7737

Please fix that url. Please? For the children.
by ElvisMonster
Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call your shot...Iraqi end game predictions
Replies: 110
Views: 7737

I honestly believe that the only way that we can extricate ourselves from Iraq without ceding the entire region to Iran is to invade Iran and leave it in the same mess that we'd be leaving Iraq in. Kind of like a do-over. As soon as we get done fucking the infrastructure in Iran and planting the see...
by ElvisMonster
Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you all
Replies: 24
Views: 2993

kind of a dick move standing me up, dawg. but you got some tang, that's cool. i can feel that shit. anyway, uhhhh bro? did you call in a work order for maintenance or something? A couple of mexicans just knocked on the door and woke me the fuck up. they had a bunch of tools in their hands and were ...
by ElvisMonster
Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you all
Replies: 24
Views: 2993

Bad news. Good news. Picked up some duct tape and a really fucking big bag of gummy worms. Apparently the Wal*Mart is not down with having a little fucking back up of the bears. Fuck that shithole. Anyway... I'm at that crazy chicks place tonight. She said something about Pizza Hut and Mad Dog and I...
by ElvisMonster
Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you all
Replies: 24
Views: 2993

OR MY IP FROM THE LAST POST!!! FUCK ME!1
by ElvisMonster
Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck you all
Replies: 24
Views: 2993

Ummm, Douchebag? Stevo isn't crack enough to trace your IP from that last post, is he?

Shit.Shit.Shit.Shit.
by ElvisMonster
Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oh God, no
Replies: 23
Views: 2841

Re: Oh God, no

Raydah James wrote:Im not reading that-but Apology accepted for giving Drew Brees AIDS.
Rack. :lol:
by ElvisMonster
Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alive and well
Replies: 16
Views: 2293

Make your time, asshat.
by ElvisMonster
Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your pet(s)
Replies: 20
Views: 2956

I would have gone with the Pig Whisperer.
by ElvisMonster
Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: everything is FUCKED
Replies: 49
Views: 4136

Epic news. Picked up some baby backs to slap into the crock pot and bought a second Wii nunchuck. Also cleaned some of my shit off of the computer desk so you can maybe handle some business while I'm at work spinning the platters that matter. I'm not exactly WAR with the ladies all the time, so I to...
by ElvisMonster
Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: everything is FUCKED
Replies: 49
Views: 4136

PM sent! It's a one bedroom place and I'm not fucking Mexican (lol). I've got the brews stocked and the FUCKING BITCHES on your tour have NO idea where I am. When you get to the gate...nevermind. I'll totally PM it. Bottom line: me and a select few fucking OLD SCHOOL mother fuckers back your agenda ...
by ElvisMonster
Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Gonu is good Gnews
Replies: 10
Views: 1624

Quality. Rack mvscal.
by ElvisMonster
Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: everything is FUCKED
Replies: 49
Views: 4136

Yo, D_Bag. If you need a place to fucking hole up while you get shit BACK on fucking TRACK you can totally crash at my place on the couch. My fucking apartment complex is TOTALLY gated. NOBODY gets in OR out without a passcard...or unless they call somebody that lives in one of the other apartments....
by ElvisMonster
Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:46 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: 1 Site
Replies: 225
Views: 19239

If it makes you feel better, I'd totally make swuut swuut love to your wife.
by ElvisMonster
Wed May 30, 2007 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 2002

cinderella_undercover wrote:I thought you retired?

Fuggin' unreal?

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Favre. Clemens. EM.
by ElvisMonster
Tue May 29, 2007 11:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 2002

War Wagon wrote:Of her rack? Or of her posts?
Yes.
by ElvisMonster
Tue May 29, 2007 10:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 2002

Actually, she's pretty much verah deece. Big fan.
by ElvisMonster
Tue May 29, 2007 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 2002

What exactly are you trying to say?
by ElvisMonster
Tue May 29, 2007 10:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, snacth hats!
Replies: 25
Views: 2002

cinderella_undercover wrote:but fuck it
So down.

Sincerely,



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by ElvisMonster
Wed May 16, 2007 10:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hell...let's just make it 5 bucks a gallon
Replies: 144
Views: 10181

I'm not sure if we do this here, but...
by ElvisMonster
Mon May 14, 2007 10:47 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Farve pissed, has asked to be traded.....
Replies: 52
Views: 1964

RevLimiter wrote:PackFan's it's time to start letting T. Thompson know how you feel....
Anybody know if that mother fucker has a dog?
by ElvisMonster
Fri May 11, 2007 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PSU
Replies: 44
Views: 2195

BSmack wrote:I embrace my inner neck.
Embrace it tighter.
by ElvisMonster
Wed May 09, 2007 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG
Replies: 72
Views: 5415

PSUFAN wrote:Who among you does this not ENRAGE??

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:oops:
by ElvisMonster
Wed May 09, 2007 5:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ccd? Is it really you?
Replies: 10
Views: 1652

I can be in Newton on Friday, but it'll have to be like around 7:30pm as I make my way towards Shreveport. Don't try anything funny. AND I ALREADY GAVE YOUR MOM TICKETS TO WHATEVER FUCKING CONCERT THAT WAS! Oh, and if you see a dude in a pink shirt and glasses, put your head down and just keep on wa...
by ElvisMonster
Wed May 09, 2007 3:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ccd? Is it really you?
Replies: 10
Views: 1652

ccd? Is it really you?

I'm in Meridian! Where's my ballcap?!!!!

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