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Donder

http://i.imgur.com/8jTYO2u.jpg Touch the Balls of little Fredo Fa la la la la, la la la la. New Mall Santa is Diego Fa la la la la, la la la la. He is strange and quite a loner Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Little boys give him a boner Fa la la la la, la la la la. Diego's been on quite a tear Fa la...

Donder

Due to a disgruntled ex-employee I've initiated some long overdue upgrades to the team I want all of you to wear your new look with pride and tighten up your game accordingly No more songs with the wrong meter - looking at you Blitzen No more one word repeats - Comet you fucking tardeer No more wann...

Donder

I cast a vote for A Pee.

Donder

Right click, save. Done.

Hick high school football. Underrated as far as threads go.

Donder

Blatz Beer says what?

Donder

He might have fucked something up.

Donder

Thanks a million, AP. Since you rolled out the "I was using bait threads" explanation for the self-imposed ass-throttling you've received, I've found myself going into periodic laughing bouts throughout the day as that concept again enters my mind. Tremendous tonic for a boring day. Bait t...

Donder

If it's too intense, let Vogel give you some company under the mistletoe, faggot.

Donder

Panty pics posted on T1B, Y2K's couch for a place to crash, Hotties he claims to be pulling now, And hopes that they'll give him some gash. Everybody knows, some bullshit about his personal life Helps to make his feelings bright. Atomic Punk, with his eyes all askew Will find it hard to sleep tonig...

Donder

Tip:

Let Derron and Dinsdale sort out the IKYABWAI's.

You stick to more song parody.

Play to your strength.

Should have been a PM.

Donder

Question: What does Atomic Punk have in common with this Baseball Hall of Famer?

Answer: They both used to be fellers.

Donder

Atomic Punk wrote:What is wrong with my lyrics Dins?

He couldn't answer you, could he?

I thought it was wonderful.

More!!

Donder

Yeah, he's right up there. Excellent. I found out who currently owns the trolls KC Scott trolls from the other boards Smackie Marty go to your home boards Stucknut R-Jacked pussies like you You are pathetic dude http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p4z4yRpuZG0/SeDPB4U0iOI/AAAAAAAAABo/Yn-_cIQAt2k/s400/shit_in_t...

Donder

Just hear those slain does bleating Ripped open and bleeding spew Come on it’s a lovely day To slay a reindeer together with you We’ll lie in wait While the deer take the bait, whoo-hoo! Come on it’s a lovely day To slay a reindeer together with you Clickity-clack, clickity-clack, clickity-clack De...

Donder

R-Jack wrote:

Cuda wrote:

Martyred wrote:~tears~

Raydah James wrote:

Truman wrote:BTW, verruh nice crop o' reindeer this year.

Cuda wrote:RACK! Blitzen

Screw_Michigan wrote:Rrrrack.

L-R, Mace, Truman

Donder

On the first day of Christmas, The One Board sent to me My cartridge in a KC. On the second day of Christmas, The One Board sent to me Two fertile shoves, And my cartridge in a KC. On the third day of Christmas, The One Board sent to me Three drenched glands, Two fertile shoves, And my cartridge in...

Donder

They might be mildly entertaining if they'd actually take a few potshots but, so far, they're an epic fail. Yeah, all of us deer were just kickin' it around, reminiscing about how funny Mace and Catfish were in 1999. http://images.craigslist.org/3m33p03of5Y55Q05X4aaqb5fa8d4edbef1976.jpg Cupid's fut...

Donder

War Wagon: An ass map, for both of his hands. KC Paul: Extra-wide casket. And then please use it soon. Moving Sale: Makeover gift certificate. We've seen him and he looks very much like a lesbian. BSmack: Hillary popsicles. Van: Nuts. Jsc: Pull the name of a body part out of a hat and we'll get it t...

Donder

funnier when I ran it What's very funny is you running your mouth to the tune of 22,120 posts since the board opened. 10.29 per day. Only women yammer on as prolifically as that. No, seriously dude. Do a good deed and unplug for a year or four. Let those who've been lapped by inanity have a fightin...

Donder

Dinsdale wrote:Damn... Plato was considerably funnier when I ran it.

Dinsdale, tell the rest of the losers here what it's like having 206 funny bones.

Donder

....or like in a "you venturing out of the NFL forum" kinda idea, big shooter? Get the fuck outta my snout, pendejo. That's right. Waddle your bloated butt cheeks back to the buffet line, hippo. Not to say you're necessarily fat , Paul, but you do happen to have more chins than a Hong Kon...

Donder

Katyic, Dioqueen, ShouldhaveleftSooner, JWack, and Who Wagon have sore asses for Christmas. Katyic, Dioqueen, ShouldhaveleftSooner, JWack, and Who Wagon say the deer are bad. Katyic, Dioqueen, ShouldhaveleftSooner, JWack, and Who Wagon are low tier message board scurve. Deer are laffing endlessly. C...

Donder

Katyic wrote:Yeah, we get it. Everyone sucks and you're superior to us.

We're superior, true.

Not everyone sucks.

Look at who's getting baked by us.

Those people suck.

You made the cut, darling.

Donder

Katy and Diogenes judging who brings the funnay.

- tears

Donder

Don't be such a crass buffoon in polite society I've never understood why people go into hobbies they aren't good at and then continue in them. Sprout Wagon has been at this message board thing for over a decade and yet he posts dumb shit that shows him to still be nothing more than a novice. The r...

Donder

Dinsdale (a.k.a. The Great One - fuck Gretzky, you had it first), It's painful right now, but wipe your tears and take solace in knowing that the deer held a candlelight vigil in remembrance of your brilliance (and that of the U & L) prior to leaving this season. Softly singing Sinead O'Connor's...

Donder

Bass in the trunk are you listening In the lane, rims are glistening A beautiful sight Wearing FUBU at night Walking in a wigga wonderland Stole away a slut in Sactown Here in Indy she gets the smackdown I punched her so nice I just did it twice Walking in a wigga wonderland On my bike I’ll deliver...

Donder

A pansy trolling predominately male message boards as a chick will never not be funny.

It's common knowledge what you are, Felix. No shame. You can comfortably officially come out of the closet with your own public declaration if you'd like. Maybe ask AP for advice?

Donder

Lillian Vernon - Obsessive internet stalking loon sister of SG. A tedious and irrelevant poster with some kind of kooky axe to grind with mvscal. Couldn't be more transparent, though, as she wishes to be laid down and plowed deeply into a quivering mass of submission by him. Toddowen - Anyone who sp...

Donder

Atomic Punk - First "Rome Board" poster to come out of the closet. Okay, hey, if that's your little personal thing. But then he went psycho when mocking came a knocking. His wack accusations flung off in every direction revealed him to be as stable as balloon boy's dad. Nearing 50 with no ...

Donder

What kind of activities take place when you meet up with the guitar forum boys?

- hammer on
- finger style, soprano combo
- pull-off
- vibrato
- walk the Idaho dog
- golden shower euphoria
- SUCK, bitch!

Donder

Felix wrote:I'm involoved with some people I met on one of the acoustic guitar forums

You're a bottom, right?

Donder

O KFC! O KFC! You’ve made me such a fat ass; O KFC! O KFC! I need a triple bypass; When you are gone I shed a tear, I sweat your grease from toe to ear. O KFC! O KFC! My frame is one big blob of mass. I'm dreaming of some more pork fat Just like the bacon in my veins Where grease globs glisten and ...

Donder

Whitey the snot nosed redneck Whitey the snot nosed redneck, had a very whorish child. And if you ever saw her, you'd know she made the truckers smile. All of the other ball dykes, used to laugh and call her names. They never let poor whore child, join in any lesbo games. Then in one stanky locker r...

Donder

Pleased to see Oral check out prior to Christmas.

Cheap four-eyed fuck never left us squat as far as snackin' material.

Christian.

Not surprising to see Whitey White Trash climbing up to the casket to hoover the very last load out of that blue hair's fossilized pecker.

Donder

Oh well, at leastum he trotted his out little buttfriend, Y2K, to take one for the team. That went well. Wacko Martyr_the_ Shrubber conspiracy yammerings, three years after the fact, make for a solid core strategum. Mix in a Home Depot outing + a half-dozen or more beer belches and oh for sure, ever...

Donder

We had such a nice holiday get together last year that I was sure that AP would at least drop by to say hello to us.

But he's not hosptitable.

Or he's a pussy.

Who belongs behind panties.

Get your ass in here, loser.

Donder

This melt is a fucking classic. Good to see the old Momma's boys from SC3 huddling together against big hairy deer dick. I hope other ping monkeys come out of retirement to receive their musky, unsheathed stocking stuffers.

Racks to mvscal and all who started this mess.

Donder

Current odds on AP & Y2K taking this board down - 8:5* *line subject to change determinant on rate of Keystone ingestion [/size] http://www.divaholiday.com/carols/1.html Oh pantied me, oh pantied me, of all the me's most lovely Oh pantied me, oh pantied me, of all the me's most lovely Every eve ...

Donder

RumpleForeskin wrote:The reindeer are out of control. This should shut'em up...

The next time you do anything on these boards other than remind us of the good old days of running tards will be the first. If you knew any shame, you'd Michael Hutchence yourself.

T1B

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