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by marinerfan
Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't go away mad.........
Replies: 6
Views: 1353

the devil went down to smackchat he was looking for a soul to steal.....
by marinerfan
Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some loser got RUN by the G-crew last night
Replies: 75
Views: 4306

that kid will probably grow up and become a cheerleader liked this clueless faggot

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by marinerfan
Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 30 Years Ago Today Elvis Died
Replies: 5
Views: 1352

She drew out all her money from the Southern Trust And put her little boy on a Greyhound Bus Leaving Memphis with a guitar in his hand On a one-way ticket to the promised land Hey little girl with the red dress on There's party tonight down in Memphis down I'll be going down there if you need a rid...
by marinerfan
Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: someone get on this
Replies: 7
Views: 1327

someone get on this

there is a pic of michael jordan shaking it up with a couple of white chicks in Cabo San Luca last month



find the pic of these air-midsharks and post it!!!!
by marinerfan
Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: a black jtr?
Replies: 3
Views: 676

a black jtr?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-XbizeDtY4


I will be shocked if you can watch it longer than 1:23
by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

not gonna make it to the ....first..ppitch...getting woozy..


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by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

if jackie has seen marlon's last movie, he would want a shot too

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by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

now marlan wayans is reading a speech before the game


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by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

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by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

Spike says Jackie would be mad if he were alive today and saw what black people are doing.
by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

joe morgan just added the "first thing he looks for upon entering a stadium is Jackie's number 42"
by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

and now SPIKE FUKKING LEE is IN THE HIZZLE
by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

holy fukk!! look how fat hank aaron is!!! and he just referred to something called the "koo kluck klan"
by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

geezus. stuart scott just said his name 7 times in less than 56 seconds


I will be dead in less than one hour
by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

holy fukk

dusty baker just said "boogity boggity bobbleydy doo"
by marinerfan
Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

godam! john kruk just said it should be a "national holiday"
by marinerfan
Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: sunday night drinking game
Replies: 15
Views: 2323

sunday night drinking game

watching the padres-dodgers game. gonna drink a shot every time they say "jackie robinson"
by marinerfan
Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone in Orange County area
Replies: 109
Views: 7730

rack this thread. I havent seen someone troll this well in ages. a perfect diet and balance to make these dumbfukks get fired up.

I smell netboy reid and GP similarities and I love it
by marinerfan
Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I hate math
Replies: 36
Views: 3540

seriously, BONEHEAD, you couldnt mine the internet for the fukking test?
by marinerfan
Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Damn kids!
Replies: 28
Views: 2180

maybe he thinks you are a BONEHAD because you play videogames all day and brag about it on
message boards you god damn BONEHEAD
by marinerfan
Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I hate math
Replies: 36
Views: 3540

this job is datamining that you are applying for, yet you couldnt mine the internet for the fukking test? I dont think you are going to make it past the 90 day review. here is the entire test and link to the answers, stevie wonder. http://www.gmatbuster.org/gmat_ps.htm A leopard spots a deer from a ...
by marinerfan
Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MARCH 20, 2007 - OCMIKE'S BIG DAY!!!
Replies: 29
Views: 2025

dont bullshyt us, mike. how fantastic could this gig really be if they were sending you 8th grade word problems as part of the interview process? http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=22913&highlight= This isn't a software programming job, it's more of a data mining job. Not quite as ...
by marinerfan
Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MARCH 20, 2007 - OCMIKE'S BIG DAY!!!
Replies: 29
Views: 2025

XYZPDQ yourself, RJACK.


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by marinerfan
Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MARCH 20, 2007 - OCMIKE'S BIG DAY!!!
Replies: 29
Views: 2025

MARCH 20, 2007 - OCMIKE'S BIG DAY!!!

no more playing Madden 2007 all day at "work" for the mighty ocmike. no sir! OCMIKE has an interview this very day for one of them fancy-shmancy IT jobs and it is a SURE THING!!!!! ... AND ocmike will be making more money than he was in CA, so with his TX mortgage payment, he will have an ...
by marinerfan
Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Bang Line
Replies: 35
Views: 2902

[spoil]tomorrow for an IT job that's a sure thing.[/spoil]


I will be back tomorrow to hear about this "sure thing" of yours. the only "sure thing" I see right now, is Faydah James giving you a sweet little rim job.
by marinerfan
Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Bang Line
Replies: 35
Views: 2902

I'll have an extra $2000 or so in discretionary income per month hmmm- let's see. currently playing video games all day for $6/hr x 40 hrs/wk = $240 ($240 x 4) + $2000 more per month = $2960 $2960 x 12 months/yr = $35520 CONGRATULATIONS, JACKOFF!! You are now making almost as much as the Red Lobste...
by marinerfan
Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Respected" posters who you have NEVER found funny
Replies: 58
Views: 5550

every single one of the reindeer
by marinerfan
Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Bang Line
Replies: 35
Views: 2902

Hardly what I'd recommend to anyone, since my current schedule is two weeks on/two weeks off, but it's paying the bills until I find a nerdy desk job again



YOUR words, not mine, DUMBASS.
by marinerfan
Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Bang Line
Replies: 35
Views: 2902

rack this deadbeat wage-ape "I didn't have an IT job lined up," "I just took the first thing that I could find" "after being in the Navy for six years, this job is a piece of cake." " I spend about 3/4's of the "work day" watching tv. " I wonder if h...
by marinerfan
Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: who has freakiest eyes at ESPN?
Replies: 10
Views: 1576

here is the truth about stu scott's eye (no word on why his lips are so fat though) Q. Back in the spring, you sustained a severe eye injury while filming a story about football minicamps with the Jets. Tell us what happened. I had gotten in shape and (Jets coach) Herman Edwards gave me permission t...
by marinerfan
Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What do ya think?
Replies: 36
Views: 3795

As a rule, most people with low self-esteem see themselves as being inferior to everyone else. Lets say that they do decide to alter their body in some way, in hopes that it will cause someone to notice them. It may even be because they felt that they were just like everyone else in the world, but n...
by marinerfan
Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: we are....BLUFFTON!
Replies: 9
Views: 2045

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by marinerfan
Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: we are....BLUFFTON!
Replies: 9
Views: 2045

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by marinerfan
Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: if you hate illegals, dont read this...
Replies: 18
Views: 936

if you hate illegals, dont read this...

U.S. opening door for 7,000 Iraqi refugees About 7,000 Iraqi refugees will get the chance to start a new life in the United States this year. "We have a responsibility to respond to the immediate needs of Iraqis who have fled violence and persecution," said the State Department's Paula Do...
by marinerfan
Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It was the acting-out situations where things took place.
Replies: 8
Views: 583

It was the acting-out situations where things took place.

Haggard Now "Completely Heterosexual" DENVER — One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual." Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limi...
by marinerfan
Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meet Your Model American Love Triangle
Replies: 18
Views: 1205

American Military Casualties in Iraq Since war began (3/19/03): 3103 Since "Mission Accomplished" (5/1/03) (the list) 2964 Since Capture of Saddam (12/13/03): 2593 Since Handover (6/29/04): 2186 Since Election (1/31/05): 1611 now, back to the "important" media coverage....
by marinerfan
Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Molly Ivins....DEAD
Replies: 27
Views: 2082

rack Ivins and rack this take: Prescient (and right) as ever, Ivins said in a February 11, 1998 column about the crazed House of Representatives speaking in session: "Next up, several members decide to demand that if we use air strikes against Iraq, we take out Saddam Hussein. In the first plac...
by marinerfan
Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: looking for a PDA
Replies: 18
Views: 2512

RACK Get a fucking secretary and make her do this shit for you.