I see you're the local nut swinger. Do enlighten us with your most awesome of jokes.Goober McTuber wrote:And right on cue...
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- Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 32
- Views: 1865
Re: Joke
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You know who I'd like to punch in the twat?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 496
You know who I'd like to punch in the twat?
Trent fucking Dilfer. I love how that homo talks down about everyone as if he was sort of Joe Monfuckingtana. If I ever meet that half a cunt I am totally going to
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Caught a nice flounder today
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1248
Re: Caught a nice flounder today
Didn't even think of that. Fuck yeah.Jsc810 wrote:Rack.
I like to debone them, then you end up with a flounder container that you stuff with crab and shrimp and stuff.
Rack it again.
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 32
- Views: 1865
Re: Joke
You know how to starve a niggynoo?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 32
- Views: 1865
Re: Joke
You guys hear about that new Italian tires?
Dago forward, Dago backwards and when Dago flat Dago wop wop wop.
Dago forward, Dago backwards and when Dago flat Dago wop wop wop.
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 32
- Views: 1865
Re: Joke
You know how copper wire was invented?
Two Jews found the same penny.
Two Jews found the same penny.
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Caught a nice flounder today
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1248
Re: Caught a nice flounder today
Wait, never mind. He's filleted already.
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Caught a nice flounder today
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1248
Re: Caught a nice flounder today
Got 5 bucks says my flounder can fuck up your pool coon.
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:43 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Raiders' latest signing
- Replies: 33
- Views: 3331
Re: Raiders' latest signing
I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Caught a nice flounder today
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1248
Caught a nice flounder today
Yeah, I know. Shove it up my ass, sideways.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1677
Re: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
Another time, my friend. I am too buzzed and too tired for camera escapes. :DBarFlie wrote:Nice to see another vet from the old .net days. How about a few shots of your arsenal just for fun?
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1677
Re: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
Seeing Miss Conduct Surgery Pics Could best be compared to: I never saw them but if I had to venture a guess I'd say a wild hog hit by a speeding semi The Raiders would be a lot better if.......Fucking sigmond the sea monster died If I win $50,000 tomorrow the first thing I'm going to buy is......A ...
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1677
Re: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
I miss-answered this question. My official answer is Oprah Winfrey or Kathy Griffin cause those cunts need a good shootin'.KC Scott wrote: can you tell us if you could legally shoot anybody, who would it be and why?
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
- Replies: 311
- Views: 19724
Re: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
Your use of the word modern is incorrect.JMak wrote:Modern civilization depends on it, stupid.Psycho Magnet wrote:The institution of marriage is a farce.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1677
Re: A Fireside Chat With Psycho Magnet
Hey brother, thanks for the shout out. You've been a member here since 2006 - but it looks like you just decided to double your posting total tonight. What's up with that? I've been a Trolltrain guy for sometime. Have made some good friends there and I like the simplicity of it. Would we know you by...
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
- Replies: 311
- Views: 19724
Re: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
The institution of marriage is a farce.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
- Replies: 311
- Views: 19724
Re: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
I hate to be the proverbial turd in the punchbowl, but, as a former employee of the local ER, NICU, PICU, TICU and ICU this is total bullshit. We never stopped anyone from visiting a patient so long as the visitor wasn't a doctor.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
- Replies: 311
- Views: 19724
Re: Tea Baggers and Glenn Beck et al
And how is it that gays are asking for "special" rights when they're asking for the same rights & privileges that hetero couples enjoy? If your wife were to end up in the ICU ward, you'd be able to visit her. Gays & lesbians don't have the ability to see their loved ones unless th...
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rott Pope Caught In Silent Cheese Squeeze
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1486
Re: Rott Pope Caught In Silent Cheese Squeeze
Sounds like a rap band feat thing.LTS TRN 2 wrote:200 deaf boys[/b]
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pickle
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1464
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Thank you sir and a damn fine choice.velocet wrote:Welcome aboard, Psycho Magnet!
Walther PPK, good sir.
velocet
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Yeah, I know it's not the original but still a great song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs[/youtube]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
So, KC, basically, the neck in the truck got paranoid because you pulled up alongside him, after honking at him and flipping him off. He thought that you might be some psycho, so he reached for his gun. Now, had you also reached for a gun, which you very well may have once you saw him reach for his...
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Watching it for the fourthyninth time right now.BarFlie wrote:I was pretty confident you would like itPsycho Magnet wrote:That's pretty fucking rackable, right there.BarFlie wrote:this thread looks like a good place for this music video
http://www.thewarriorsong.com/video.html
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pickle
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1464
Re: Pickle
Awesome, I like you big worded summsabitches.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
So, KC, basically, the neck in the truck got paranoid because you pulled up alongside him, after honking at him and flipping him off. He thought that you might be some psycho, so he reached for his gun. Now, had you also reached for a gun, which you very well may have once you saw him reach for his...
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
That's pretty fucking rackable, right there.BarFlie wrote:this thread looks like a good place for this music video
http://www.thewarriorsong.com/video.html
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Gazing at my data.Tom In VA wrote:Irie Wagos ?War Wagon wrote:Yeah, I can see your dataPsycho Magnet wrote: I've been around for awhile.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Hi, my name is Mike, happy yet fuck face?War Wagon wrote:Yeah, I can see your data and have a pretty good idea who you are.Psycho Magnet wrote: I've been around for awhile.
Trolling is cowardly.
Man up, or STFU.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
I almost didn't even type what I did and then you go there? Is there a buddys list on this motherfucker?
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Is that where the kids hang out these days?Diego in Seattle wrote:A trip to Starbucks.Van wrote:What the fuck are you 'prepared' for, TL, other than a comparing of cocks in the form of bragging about your little metallic things that go bang?
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Easy there, hot rod. I've been around for awhile.War Wagon wrote:So you're trolling.
I can count on one hand the number of good trolls here. You aren't one them.
Come out from behind the curtain or go fuck yourself.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Nice, man. I carried that same Mod 59 back when I drove a tow truck.
Yeah, some Haitians have moved into my neighborhood to.KC Scott wrote: Couple things that have happened recently contributed to my desire to get my CC license.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B Breach Of Trust!!! DATA MINING!!!!
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1752
Re: T1B Breach Of Trust!!! DATA MINING!!!!
I will not have my name sullied in such a fashion.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Thanks WW, I'm just asking cause I have a possible hook-up from the casual encounters section of craigslist.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Anything. How bout you?Van wrote:What the fuck are you 'prepared' for
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Main Entry: para·noia Pronunciation: \ˌper-ə-ˈnȯi-ə, ˌpa-rə-1 : a psychosis characterized by systematized delusions of persecution or grandeur usually without hallucinations Main Entry: pre·pared·ness Pronunciation: \pri-ˈper-əd-nəs also -ˈperd-nəs : The quality or state of being prepared; especiall...
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tough Room
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4915
Re: Tough Room
Oh yea, CZ 82 laying in the tool box in the garage.
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I guess this finishes the Gun Debate once and for all
- Replies: 57
- Views: 2820
Re: I guess this finishes the Gun Debate once and for all
Nice word filter. :)
- Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I guess this finishes the Gun Debate once and for all
- Replies: 57
- Views: 2820
Re: I guess this finishes the Gun Debate once and for all
Right on. The chances of someone kicking my door down are slim though as my GSD usually comes unglued when someone so much as walks by the house. If they get by him it's either the Sig 228 or the Mossy 500 with 00 buck. ;) What kind of a fucking hell-hole do you people live in? You spend your wakin...