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by Diego in Seattle
Wed May 07, 2025 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 32
Views: 1338

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

The chimney at the Vatican emitted black smoke. This means either that nobody won on the first ballot, or a cardinal died in a personal lubricant fire.
by Diego in Seattle
Wed May 07, 2025 7:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 32
Views: 1338

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Roux wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 3:13 pm Pickle, I would love to see your DNA test results, oh you would be so surprised. :lol:
It would reveal that his family tree is like...

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by Diego in Seattle
Wed May 07, 2025 7:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 32
Views: 1338

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

Mikey wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 4:07 pm
Biggie wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 3:52 pm
SFP wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 3:26 pm My brother got one of those 23 and me genetic tests and we are 0% afreekan blood.
Got any Secretariat?
50%

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He went to UCSC?
by Diego in Seattle
Wed May 07, 2025 1:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 32
Views: 1338

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

https://i.postimg.cc/HL1B4pTm/Peter-Turkson-cropped.jpg I don't see him going until the fifth round. He would be Uncle Thomas the First, if pontiffed. With that kind of talk you're gonna trigger Diego into dropping another hot Clarence Thomas take. Wasn't planning on it unless another Republican wi...
by Diego in Seattle
Wed May 07, 2025 2:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

As long as they chum the bay before they swim off the island if the contestants are minorities. Sin, mvskkkal Can somebody do one of those AI generated memes about Diego. Key words: PEDO ANTIFA FREAK SEATTLE ACAB DOMESTIC TERRORIST Thanks! Because you're too incompetent? Does mommy have to wipe you...
by Diego in Seattle
Tue May 06, 2025 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Scripted reality show: Meet Me on Pier 39 Swim from the rock to the pier. Ten per group. Whoever might make it gets keelhauled under the ferry then set free to make advertising deals and seek fame in America. :drink: As long as they chum the bay before they swim off the island if the contestants ar...
by Diego in Seattle
Tue May 06, 2025 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Bobby42 wrote: Tue May 06, 2025 7:24 pm Image

Re-open Alcatraz and continue to run tours, televise it. Game show potential is enormous!
Richard Dawson is still dead.
by Diego in Seattle
Tue May 06, 2025 3:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9264

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

Roux wrote: Tue May 06, 2025 3:43 am Something I didn't realize about this year's Derby, all of the horses were descendants of the great Secretariat.
With that in mind it would be interesting to see how the avg time for the field compared to previous fields.
by Diego in Seattle
Tue May 06, 2025 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

mvscal wrote: Tue May 06, 2025 12:43 am
bungle clone wrote: Tue May 06, 2025 12:22 am Image
That's another option. Just wall it off. Replace guards with drones and remotely operated turrets on the walls.
You would never pass a MMPI....
by Diego in Seattle
Mon May 05, 2025 11:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426090

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

mvscal wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 11:00 pmWho?
You should be able to remember him. He was one of the few members of the first Dump administration who wasn't a coffee boy.
by Diego in Seattle
Mon May 05, 2025 11:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 39
Views: 1550

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

The upgrades needed to bring Alcatraz up to spec for a prison should be considered prohibitive (especially by DOUSH errrr DOGE).
by Diego in Seattle
Sun May 04, 2025 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426090

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Not me. I don't have an iphone made by Chinese coolies. So you won’t be paying any tariffs? I’ll be interested to see how that works out. Certainly not for any large purchase. It's a moot conversation in any event. China will cave or collapse. Will that be the day before or the day after Mexico pay...
by Diego in Seattle
Sun May 04, 2025 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9264

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

Dammit, sorry I missed it. We decided to binge Hell on Wheels. Not a horrible show, but I wouldn't go out of my way to recommend. Thanks for the thought! We have nothing in common. :lol: what? You mean about Hell on Wheels. ? I'm not panning it. There are major points to the credit of the actors an...
by Diego in Seattle
Sun May 04, 2025 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27137

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

mvscal wrote: Sun May 04, 2025 4:14 pm
HighHard1 wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 1:19 pm Does this piece of shit count twice?

https://mynorthwest.com/local/former-mo ... ed/4082930
The most fucked up thing about that story is that he was actually in a position to do it again.
The irony in this post couldn't be cut, even with a chainsaw.
by Diego in Seattle
Sun May 04, 2025 3:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9264

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

bungle clone wrote: Sun May 04, 2025 2:48 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: Sun May 04, 2025 2:14 am You just missed Roux in chat but if you swing into the 'Town I have some tunage you might like.


Dammit, sorry I missed it. We decided to binge Hell on Wheels. Not a horrible show, but I wouldn't go out of my way to recommend. Thanks for the thought!
We have nothing in common.
by Diego in Seattle
Sun May 04, 2025 12:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426090

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Who pays tariffs? https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReVme0Zq48LKrEAM8KiDIEBNpF3deizb8vZw&s And for your further enjoyment the last shipments from China that aren't covered by tariffs should arrive this week. After that you'll be seeing tariff charges added to your bills. http...
by Diego in Seattle
Sun May 04, 2025 12:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 5272

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

Well, right, it is bullshit then being cherry picked to reach the wanted conclusion. In the very same passage that you cite is this: women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire, and I'm quite sure tha...
by Diego in Seattle
Sat May 03, 2025 5:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

bungle clone wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 3:08 pm Yeah, but Carson called Diego a prune.

New player.
Actually I'm more of an orange.
by Diego in Seattle
Sat May 03, 2025 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 5272

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

1. Allow... no Encourage Priests to marry. It was a failed experiment from inception and has only gotten more ridiculous. The rule has stopped exactly ZERO Priests from blowing a load. Monogamy, not celibacy. This. And allow women in the clergy. Uh, no. That definitely goes against Biblical teachin...
by Diego in Seattle
Sat May 03, 2025 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
Replies: 33
Views: 2136

Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26

We'll probably find out that KC Dave died.....



...in around 4 years.
by Diego in Seattle
Sat May 03, 2025 12:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Carson wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 7:36 am Humorous messages are good for the country, too.
Yeah, suggesting that someone who cheated on all three wives & schtupped a porn star right after his current wife had Barron as pope is hilarious.:meds:
by Diego in Seattle
Sat May 03, 2025 2:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Waltz was definitely the weak link. Served a purpose for the dims trying to nail Hegseth for Waltz fuckup. Not a loss, a gain. So you're saying that Kegsbreath shouldn't be held accountable for using a chat app that was banned by... *checks notes* the Department of Defense, which is led by Kegsbrea...
by Diego in Seattle
Fri May 02, 2025 4:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Waltz was definitely the weak link. Served a purpose for the dims trying to nail Hegseth for Waltz fuckup. Not a loss, a gain. So you're saying that Kegsbreath shouldn't be held accountable for using a chat app that was banned by... *checks notes* the Department of Defense, which is led by Kegsbrea...
by Diego in Seattle
Fri May 02, 2025 3:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

Roux wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 2:08 am What happened? What caused his death?
Perhaps one of his dates (normally picked up at 1:55am) wanted to sit on his face & he ended up dying of asphxyiation...

RIP the Van Gogh of Vancouver.
by Diego in Seattle
Thu May 01, 2025 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

<Mike Waltz has exited the chat>
by Diego in Seattle
Thu May 01, 2025 6:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: May Day!
Replies: 21
Views: 1439

Re: May Day!

bungle clone wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 6:20 pm Image


Another day at the office for HPG
The painting was done shortly before the slaves walked into a ditch...
by Diego in Seattle
Thu May 01, 2025 4:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426090

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 3:43 pm Does anyone understand what Diego is trying to say?
The people who have an IQ above 25 do.
by Diego in Seattle
Thu May 01, 2025 12:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426090

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Since some in here view X as a legitimate news source...

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1917783430886220070?s=19
by Diego in Seattle
Thu May 01, 2025 12:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426090

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

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by Diego in Seattle
Thu May 01, 2025 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Democrat FEMA officials denied aid to Trump voters affected by Helene. FEMA cleared of punishing pro-Trump hurricane victims A recent investigation found “no evidence” that the Federal Emergency Management Agency under Joe Biden deliberately avoided helping homes in Florida that backed Donald Trump...
by Diego in Seattle
Thu May 01, 2025 12:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426090

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

The Seer wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 12:16 am
Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 6:39 pm Those ones in the lower picture - they’re taking good paying jobs away from hard working unemployed Americans.
Cesar Chavez agreed.
Yeah, I'm sure that farms have lines for miles filled with white applicants wearing red hats.... :lol:
by Diego in Seattle
Thu May 01, 2025 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Replies: 15
Views: 1217

Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death

The Seer wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 12:12 am Guessing wives were bunched w/Elway in seat with his buddy standing where bags go and holding on. Probably on blood thinners and head to concrete is morgue bound every time.
Asphalt as well.

Sin,
Amy White
Daughter of CFHOF lineman Ed White
by Diego in Seattle
Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426090

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Cmon 88, you can distinguish hardened, habitual criminals from someone who has a speeding ticket, or even someone who overstayed a visa. I can. But why? The law is the law. If you don't like it, then get Congress to change it. Roux law: If you slip into the country or overstay your visa in violatio...
by Diego in Seattle
Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Replies: 15
Views: 1217

Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death

How the fuck you fall out of a golf cart? 40 years ago (or so) my buddy and I were playing at Torrey Pines. Riding in a cart (he has a polio crippled left leg) with me in the passenger seat, he was taking a hit off of a joint while going full speed across the fairway toward the cliff. Hit a bump, o...
by Diego in Seattle
Wed Apr 30, 2025 1:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deport everyone involved
Replies: 19
Views: 1384

Re: Deport everyone involved

Mikey wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 10:11 pm So you think people should be deported to Gitmo for getting into a fight?
It would be one way to get rid of Kid Rock...
by Diego in Seattle
Tue Apr 29, 2025 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1197
Views: 459837

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Apparently the New England Patriots are searching for a replacement for Aaron Hernandez...

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by Diego in Seattle
Tue Apr 29, 2025 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1426090

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

We were told that the worst criminals would be targeted for deportation, like those in MS-13, or other criminal gangs. Of course, that was another lie. Not a lie. There's proof. Look at Dem Pols going to El Salvador to shed a tear and have them brought back. Happened in front of cameras and such. L...