T1B

Putting "it" in my mommy not just once, but twice.

DADDY!! Nice try, but I never knocked her up. War protection for the erection! You're thinking of Fubu knocking her up. The original "fetus" troll knew this. You must be a cheap knock off. Listen up Pops. It could be like 10 different guys. Until we all go on Maury then you are all the Da...

Russ from SacTown wrote:

Biggie wrote:The Trolls dot Net: Russ Has a long-standing feud with many of the T1B denizens

Not really, but a few of y'all are pricks though.

Biggie wrote:will probably be a no-show in the final judging.

Maybe, maybe not.

DADDY!!

BSmack wrote:

Is that NoCal?

MOMMY! HELP!

With every keystroke you make a mockery of my genetics. Fuck off cumstain. :brad:

Cinder would have been an upgrade over who he really screwed. No he porked my mom. TWICE. Then proceeded to get rid of the evidence. :brad:

And you all wonder why I am happier having been aborted?

Couldn't get the job done the first time so now your back for more? The seagulls are going to bend you into a pretzel you old metal bastard. Just doing my part to keep down the sloped forehead population. This planet needs the offspring of NoCal and FubuClown about as much as needs an Inkydave/Cind...

First of all pops who the hell is Cuda? Secondly everybody knows that the guy in MGO's av is the partner of Michael J Fox in Teenwolf. Like I said "Go Fuck Yourself". Get over here, you little fucker! Take this! *POKE* *POKE* *POKE* Couldn't get the job done the first time so now your bac...

Go FUCK yourself "Dad" :meds: Doc, please dont pull the plug. I know Cuda is in a coma, but I swear there is a chance that he may come up w/ something original or funny. Yes, I know its been 10 years that have went by w/out a sign of life, but I swear he's got it in him to pull through th...

Go FUCK yourself "Dad"

OH YEAH BITCH THAT THING IS ON SO DON'T TRY TO FELLATE IT!


Thought you could just throw me out in the trash and forget all about me huh? Well I got some bad news for you whore. The seagulls have kept me alive and I am about to walk right back into your life and fuck up your little world.

Choose English. Old English is better at quelling the everyday stench. The funny thing is, you werent making a joke. You do use Old English and you do suggest it to friends. You wouldnt stop fucking raving about it at Troll Stop Sacramento. "Hey it smells like sex in here!!" Y: "Spra...

Dinsdale wrote:Way to fuck up a perfectly good Gunslinger pile-on.

Fucking idiots.

Is he my daddy?

Don't go daddy. :(

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:

ND Funk Cake wrote:Did you shove your wallet in her mouth?

Hmmm, that gives me an idea.


Thanks,

Nocal

Don't you be cracking jokes about momma.

Rich Fader, COME ON DOWN. TTB, COME ON DOWN. . Thanks Rich, I did that wytch over at the old PSU board. Dinsdale, you cock, you made me force my hand with this pick of the always funny scenario... [align=center] http://Luther.smugmug.com/photos/71543235-M.jpg [/align] I think the dude banging NoCal...

al? wrote:

NoCal's Unborn Child wrote:

al? wrote:Why did she tie her glasses together with an aborted fetus?




sick

There are alot of uses for us numbnuts......

Good to see you got away from the seagulls for a while, brah.

They stopped trying to get me. Im too rotten for them to eat at this point. :twisted:

al? wrote:Why did she tie her glasses together with an aborted fetus?




sick

There are alot of uses for us numbnuts......

Let me get this straight... Belichick would rather have a 46 year old RECEIVER, Troy Brown, play in his secondary over Poole and Starks... and Raider Fan is excited about these signings? :lol: Gimme some of that warm and fuzzy Raider-Aid, I'm having a bad day. Poole hasn't played in two years due t...

Try punching your monitor next. Make sure you're standing directly in front of it though, for full impact. If they had Pullout Hardrives, I would have pulled out my hard drive reading your takes and chucked it in a lake faster than an IndyClown pullout of NoCal. Wait! IndyClown didn't pull out of N...