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by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 26, 2025 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2363
Views: 869567

Re: Radio -

Mikey wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2025 7:29 pm How about some Lyle Lovett tonight? Live in Texas has some great stuff.

I would suggest Church but there are other good ones too.

Here’s an obscure suggestion.

Group: Los Super Seven
Album: Heard it on the X
Song: Talk to Me
Sung by: Delbert McClinton
Nice picks.
by Rootbeer
Thu Jan 23, 2025 10:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fine French Dining in Wyoming? Why yes. Yes, of course!
Replies: 1
Views: 93

Fine French Dining in Wyoming? Why yes. Yes, of course!

I got an invitation to a swanky french themed Valentine's Day Dinner at a lodge. For $120 I've been promised: Parisian Decor lighted Eiffel Tower centerpieces, black tablecloths with pink overlays, and a strand of pearls adorning each table. French Themed Music Let the sounds of French jazz and clas...
by Rootbeer
Sat Jan 18, 2025 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-18-25
Replies: 9
Views: 331

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-18-25

FiatLux wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2025 9:13 pm Gavin Newsom and the desert lesbians.
Sounds like a band on Sudden Sam's playlist.

I'd give it a listen.
by Rootbeer
Thu Jan 16, 2025 4:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obersturmfuhrer Inslee Does This On The Way The Door
Replies: 14
Views: 404

Re: Obersturmfuhrer Inslee Does This On The Way The Door

It's no 12,800. Certainly no 13,500, but still. Lotta bodies mmmhmmm.
by Rootbeer
Wed Jan 15, 2025 4:54 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Bucatini with Bottarga
Replies: 14
Views: 572

Re: Bucatini with Bottarga

Mikey wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2025 12:02 am They're about twice the diameter and eight times the flavor (do the math) of the tiny ones
Day 16, btw.

Image
by Rootbeer
Mon Jan 13, 2025 3:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2363
Views: 869567

Re: Radio -

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2025 2:07 am
Rootbeer wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2025 9:27 pm The Dinsdale honorarium was excellent.

RIP DINS
I’m trying to figure out a way to post it here for the masses.
I'd ask bbqjones to help but I'm not at all certain he got someone to host a .wav file.
by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 12, 2025 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2363
Views: 869567

Re: Radio -

The Dinsdale honorarium was excellent.

RIP DINS
by Rootbeer
Thu Jan 09, 2025 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Puff, Went Peter Yarrow
Replies: 22
Views: 679

Re: Puff, Went Peter Yarrow

"In 1970, Yarrow was convicted and served three months in prison for taking "improper liberties" with 14-year-old Barbara Winter. The internet is stingy when it comes to pics of Ms Winters. If what I found is accurate she looks like Marsha Brady. Nice clear skin, wavy hair. 8/10 woul...
by Rootbeer
Tue Jan 07, 2025 1:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I bought a horse last night!
Replies: 122
Views: 11318

Re: I bought a horse last night!

Is it normal for horses to get injured this often? I've never had a seat this close to the process but it seems like your cars are in the shop more than they're on the road, bro.
by Rootbeer
Mon Jan 06, 2025 5:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ugly and Inescapable Truth About America’s Gun Violence Problem
Replies: 64
Views: 2367

Re: The Ugly and Inescapable Truth About America’s Gun Violence Problem

Hedges wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2025 4:16 am
Innocent Bystander wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 2:13 am I thought it was Hedges he was baiting into making a 'too soon' appearance.
Fuck you.

That was from Python, not me. I’m a good boy.
Well played. Join us in Tune Town chat some time, Hedges.
by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 05, 2025 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Telepathy Tapes
Replies: 5
Views: 294

Re: The Telepathy Tapes

Here's a video interview. In it, they address some of Meaty Head's concerns.

[youtube3]https://youtu.be/ZyGEgeGa03A[/youtube3]

[youtube3]http://youtu.be/ZyGEgeGa03A?si=S-WkrOXjuCCLeY48[/youtube3]

Why do I suck at youtube tags all of the sudden?
by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 05, 2025 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-4-25
Replies: 26
Views: 1035

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-4-25

Raack Dr Bigglesworth.
by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 05, 2025 3:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Telepathy Tapes
Replies: 5
Views: 294

Re: The Telepathy Tapes

You can simply say you haven't listened to the tapes, Meat Head. It's okay if you haven't.
by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 05, 2025 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Telepathy Tapes
Replies: 5
Views: 294

The Telepathy Tapes

Have you issued?

Thoughts?
by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 05, 2025 2:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2025
Replies: 45
Views: 8923

Re: Death Pool 2025

I see no one stole my picks from last year. That probably means they suck but I'm running them back for another race. Game on! John Travolta; Actor; Sept; Cancer Sam Neill; Actor; August; Cancer Fran Tarkenton; Athlete; December; Degenerative Brain Disease Tenley Albright; Olympian; April; Aneurism ...
by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 05, 2025 2:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2363
Views: 869567

Re: Radio -

StrawMan wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2025 2:01 am Sounds like a good night out!

How was Jon Lovitz' stand up?
I also want to know. I can't imagine Lovitz is very good without a supporting cast.
by Rootbeer
Sun Jan 05, 2025 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-4-25
Replies: 26
Views: 1035

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-4-25

Good story, poptart. This place needs more of that.

I'm headed to Tune Town. See y'all there!
by Rootbeer
Sat Jan 04, 2025 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ugly and Inescapable Truth About America’s Gun Violence Problem
Replies: 64
Views: 2367

Re: The Ugly and Inescapable Truth About America’s Gun Violence Problem

Access to guns isn't the issue. Stop spending money on Israel, illegals and h1bs, devote those resources to actual citizens, and the violence problem will clear itself up. Only no one really wants the violence to clear up. Lesson should have been learned with the Dark Alliance. Those numbers exist ...
by Rootbeer
Sat Jan 04, 2025 3:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass casualty event on Bourbon Street
Replies: 86
Views: 47435

Re: Mass casualty event on Bourbon Street

Innocent Bystander wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:39 pm
Rootbeer wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 9:05 pm
Roux wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 7:45 pm IB, Johnson isn't racist.
Howard Johnson is right.
Nikka you weird.
I was making a Blazing Saddles reference.

Poorly, it would seem.
by Rootbeer
Fri Jan 03, 2025 9:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass casualty event on Bourbon Street
Replies: 86
Views: 47435

Re: Mass casualty event on Bourbon Street

Roux wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 7:45 pm IB, Johnson isn't racist.
Howard Johnson is right.
by Rootbeer
Fri Jan 03, 2025 5:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2363
Views: 869567

Re: Radio -

"Normal music." :meds:
by Rootbeer
Mon Dec 30, 2024 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack the Midshipmen!
Replies: 106
Views: 7757

Re: Rack the Midshipmen!

I'm a big fan of former Californian Josh Allen. He played for the Wyoming Cowboys before refreshing Jim Kelly's legacy in Buffalo.
by Rootbeer
Mon Dec 30, 2024 4:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5010
Views: 1231910

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

And then, he dumped bleach on the reporter and tied him up with some really lousy knots that look like a noose if you turn your head just right!

This thread sucks.
by Rootbeer
Fri Dec 27, 2024 3:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3678
Views: 978809

Re: Doom

Hairy Logjam?

/s/
Friday night @ Miss C's
by Rootbeer
Fri Dec 27, 2024 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3678
Views: 978809

Re: Doom

Is Larry Hogan the name of a group or something? Or a gender confused dude person? Where are we getting the plural pronoun? That's my question.
by Rootbeer
Fri Dec 27, 2024 2:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 51
Views: 176962

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 7:25 pm All I want for Christmas is Anal*



*Talk about adding to the bottom
Giving or receiving? Valvenis was asking.
by Rootbeer
Wed Dec 25, 2024 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 51
Views: 176962

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

Excellent thread bump, Straw.

My top 3 have not changed but I've added a few to the bottom.
Dear Santa with Jack Black
Christmas Chronicles 2
Red One
by Rootbeer
Wed Dec 25, 2024 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jumping Jesus, Christmas Suxx!
Replies: 14
Views: 630

Re: Jumping Jesus, Christmas Suxx!

Now that my kids are grown, Christmas is just a vacation in a fortress of gloom and bullshit. I am steeling myself for the impending dark forces that will descend on my home in the morn by blasting Drivin n Cryin, Webb Wilder, Son Volt, Urge Overkill, and Nikki Lane CDs until my wife begs me to cur...
by Rootbeer
Wed Dec 25, 2024 12:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jumping Jesus, Christmas Suxx!
Replies: 14
Views: 630

Re: Jumping Jesus, Christmas Suxx!

Dr_Phibes wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2024 9:23 pm relocated to the Intuit Dome,
Que?

Image

Sorry, I read that wrong.
by Rootbeer
Tue Dec 24, 2024 9:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holiday Tunes
Replies: 1
Views: 168

Re: Holiday Tunes

La Familia Rootbeer has been enjoying. Thanks, Chanta Clause.
by Rootbeer
Mon Dec 23, 2024 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pray for Quathisha
Replies: 2
Views: 185

Re: Pray for Quathisha

Did I read this correctly? He wanted to trade sexual favors for OVERTIME? Her reward for being debased by a supervisor was working more? Dumbest sugar daddy ever.
by Rootbeer
Mon Dec 23, 2024 5:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Take the wind out of her sails
Replies: 15
Views: 1198

Re: Take the wind out of her sails

Kluba wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2024 2:52 am
Slap wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2024 2:23 am She won't be working at the convenience store forever.
True, if she manages to save just a little bit of money.
Slap wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2024 11:09 pm dreams will be shattered and they will not have the fulfillment they dream of.
Sounds like you got a problem. Is your body too old for working?
Out - Standing!
by Rootbeer
Sun Dec 22, 2024 6:06 am
Forum: Pure Art Haus
Topic: Merry Christmas, Ya Friggin' Heathen
Replies: 5
Views: 516

Re: Merry Christmas, Ya Friggin' Heathen

What is happening in the last one? Why does suicide bomber Jesus have two beards and dress like the wood cutter from a Hallmark Christmas Movie?
by Rootbeer
Sun Dec 22, 2024 6:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-21-24
Replies: 11
Views: 815

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-21-24

I had some chest pain yesterday. It didn't kill me today so it was probably sore muscles is all. I'm traveling again this weekend. Just got back from moving a kid to a new apartment. I was longing for Tune Town on the drive but made due with some Tim Dillon podcasts. Tomorrow morning I drive to the ...
by Rootbeer
Sun Dec 15, 2024 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are you a better poster...
Replies: 43
Views: 2855

Re: Are you a better poster...

I think my writing has improved over the years but I realize it's largely wasted on you ingrates. Let's punch that up a little bit. I'd open with 'Ingrates caught in explosion!!', then move on to people having sex in paragraphs two through four. Also, I find what you're wearing helps posting immeas...
by Rootbeer
Sun Dec 15, 2024 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are you a better poster...
Replies: 43
Views: 2855

Re: Are you a better poster...

Mikey wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2024 5:02 pm No, but I'm a better cook.
I marvel at your knowlege of ingredients. Much respek.
by Rootbeer
Sun Dec 15, 2024 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are you a better poster...
Replies: 43
Views: 2855

Re: Are you a better poster...

I think my writing has improved over the years but I realize it's largely wasted on you ingrates.
by Rootbeer
Sun Dec 15, 2024 4:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mustang GTD at Nurburgring
Replies: 2
Views: 243

Re: Mustang GTD at Nurburgring

Last summer I almost worked on a guy's Mustang GT500. He had custom exhaust dump valves installed so when he was at the track he could open the pipes completely. They are mounted right below the seats and dump raw exhaust ahead of the catalytic converters. The passenger side had come off and his OL ...
by Rootbeer
Tue Dec 10, 2024 2:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Show me your papers!
Replies: 33
Views: 2493

Re: Show me your papers!

I have so many questions. When you roll up on a site, do you have prior arrangements made for a location, focus, and direction? Like, do you have a scripted message and do local members of your denomination prepare an area for your visit? What does salvation entail? Baptism, a verbal oath, inner com...
by Rootbeer
Tue Dec 10, 2024 2:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Howdy
Replies: 36
Views: 3081

Re: Howdy

I think I remember you. This place sux except Tune Town.