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by Rootbeer
Sat May 03, 2025 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 5272

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 9:56 pm
Mikey wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 7:17 pm You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to HPG's store
Excellent.
cc: Tune Town
by Rootbeer
Sat May 03, 2025 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9264

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

Rodriguez
Burnham
Tiztastic
by Rootbeer
Sat May 03, 2025 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 91
Views: 9264

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

Kluba wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 8:30 pm Sovereignty
Luxor Cafe
Burnham Square
I applaud the effort required to make picks on your own.
by Rootbeer
Fri May 02, 2025 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

bungle clone wrote: Fri May 02, 2025 1:10 pm Image
This is pretty awesome. :clap:
by Rootbeer
Thu May 01, 2025 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

bungle clone wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 6:03 pm
Rootbeer wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:39 pm Wyoming



Image



:lol:
Picturesque and stunning. Bring lots of water and maybe a parasol for the hike up the Oregon buttes.
by Rootbeer
Thu May 01, 2025 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

FiatLux wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:25 pm
Rootbeer wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:20 pm
FiatLux wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:17 pm



Not only should he/she be released. He/she should get an award.
Please explain.


Have you seen a cybertruck and the people that drive them?
No.

I live in Wyoming. EV is not really a thing. Like... at all.
by Rootbeer
Thu May 01, 2025 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Violent criminal released by judge
Replies: 58
Views: 4884

Re: Violent criminal released by judge

FiatLux wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 5:17 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 1:13 pm causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages to two Cybertrucks


Not only should he/she be released. He/she should get an award.
Please explain.
by Rootbeer
Thu May 01, 2025 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

Mikey wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 4:28 pm No problem. Heggie can probably fill both positions himself. He’s real good at Social Media.
That's some funny shit, I don't care which side of the dice you rolled.
by Rootbeer
Thu May 01, 2025 4:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death
Replies: 15
Views: 1217

Re: Elway not talking; his agent and friend close to death

Jeff Sperbeck died today. You might remember him as the co-creator of such songs as “Dead Man’s Curve,” “Baby Hold On” and “Whoops.” Let’s roll a Sperbeck-themed set now, kicking it off with one of Mama’s favorites, “On the Road Again,” here in the Town. -SC HUGE POST OF THE DAY [/color][/size][/b]
by Rootbeer
Sun Apr 27, 2025 3:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight
Replies: 8
Views: 855

Re: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight

mvscal wrote: Sat Apr 26, 2025 7:07 pm That clown in blue would have gotten rocked by anyone with even rudimentary skills with his hands down at his waist like that.
My thought as well. I guess he didn't watch Rocky.
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 26, 2025 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 4307

Re: It's Quiz Time

Thanks, Straw. I got a kick out of my quip.
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 19, 2025 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27137

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

bungle clone wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2025 6:26 pm
The New Pornographers drummer charged with possession of child pornography



the smack just writes itself to the point that nothing need be actually written
Whomever runs this simulation be like, "Yup, that needs to happen, lol."
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 19, 2025 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: By popular demand... the lists!
Replies: 56
Views: 5326

Re: By popular demand... the lists!

Personally I’m feeling a little bit listless today. ...why of all the... fine, be that way ((((((((((to the tune of Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd))))))))))) He don't have no education He don't have no bowel control No epoch smackin' in the forum Mikey, leave them keys alone Hey_ Mikey, le...
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:26 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: lobster rolls
Replies: 9
Views: 2769

Re: lobster rolls

I ate a lobster roll in the club level seats at Coors Field. It was good. $28, I think. Probably don't need to do that again.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:17 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: How do we feel about cooking shows
Replies: 4
Views: 496

How do we feel about cooking shows

Years ago I got burned out on fake drama Food Network programming. I can't even look at a Gordon Ramsey meme without throwing up in my mouth. Every stupid baking and caking show can jump in the Potomac. So stupid, such overblown fakery. I'm over it. I LOVE these retards specially abled dudes though....
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coat Hanger Wars in China
Replies: 13
Views: 1085

Re: Coat Hanger Wars in China

I like Phibes.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 4307

Re: It's Quiz Time

Like he’d take your head off with a hatchet crazy. https://static1.dualshockersimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/the-hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-netflix-documentary.jpg Some folks calls it a Geronimo blade but I calls it a Kai-zer blade. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/58/ae/b2/58aeb2693bbd...
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Opening Day
Replies: 34
Views: 4337

Re: Opening Day

Padres were a big part of the Braves' 0-7 start, which we all love to see.
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:11 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Great News for the Padres
Replies: 11
Views: 5903

Re: Great News for the Padres

Padres are better than I have given them credit for. I had Cronenworth and Bogaerts on my fantasy team a few years ago and both of them disappointed. They're much better now. Edman was one of my favorite Cardinals. I didn't love it when he went to the Dodgers. He needs to be in the NL Central. I wou...
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 16, 2025 3:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coat Hanger Wars in China
Replies: 13
Views: 1085

Re: Coat Hanger Wars in China

Invictus has logged into the chat

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Invictus has logged out of the chat
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 16, 2025 2:05 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Great News for the Padres
Replies: 11
Views: 5903

Re: Great News for the Padres

It's been fun watching the Cubs. They are competitive whill still positioned well financially. They can spend an additional $50 million this year before they hit the luxury tax. If they are sniffing the post season in a serious way they might be aggressive buyers at the trade deadline. The bullpen g...
by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 15, 2025 2:31 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Great News for the Padres
Replies: 11
Views: 5903

Re: Great News for the Padres

After the Tatis solo shot, the Cubs announcers were praising the Padre faithful for selling out the stadium on a Monday night. Thought you'd like to know.
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 12, 2025 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 3646

Re: I Know Of A Guy

I'm pretty sure I never posted at trolltrain. I'm also pretty sure that was a brilliant decision on my part. there are a good number of threads available on wayback in case you change your mind. You never know, nostalgia may get the better of you and the stylings of Podge, T-bag and Doug , not to m...
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 12, 2025 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Birthday, mamamustanger!
Replies: 10
Views: 1157

Re: Happy Birthday, mamamustanger!

If anyone sees that sw00t Canadian faggot with the chin dimple who ran mag7forums.com tell him Rootbeer is sorry.
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 12, 2025 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 3646

Re: I Know Of A Guy

Reina and Ankomak... Jeebus, that's it! THAT's how "Uncle Mike" got glossed "Rape o mak." I posted dude's nic in one of our 'where are they now' threads but couldn't remember the story. Thanks for closing that circle. Your database of board history strikes again. You're welcome....
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 05, 2025 3:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Flat Earth -- DEAD!!
Replies: 60
Views: 7621

Re: Flat Earth -- DEAD!!

Softball Bat wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 1:16 am From that position, you can travel east, west, south, or north.
by Rootbeer
Sat Apr 05, 2025 12:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Capitals' Alex Ovechkin ties Wayne Gretzky with 894th goal
Replies: 2
Views: 674

Re: Capitals' Alex Ovechkin ties Wayne Gretzky with 894th goal

Archie Bunker Voice wrote:His name doesn't sound very American. Are you sure we're supposed to cheer for this guy?
This post inspired by kcdave, who I'm told is a great poster around here.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 04, 2025 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Has anyone been to the Sphere?
Replies: 6
Views: 1016

Re: Has anyone been to the Sphere?

Has anyone been to the Sphere?
Not a sphere.

~flattart
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 04, 2025 11:42 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Great News for the Padres
Replies: 11
Views: 5903

Re: Great News for the Padres

My Cubs dealt Mikey's Dads their first loss. Heck of a good game.
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 04, 2025 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 458
Views: 75525

Re: The President's First 30 days...

well putting tsrrifs on Canada Dry wont work because as I posted b4 Candyduh is a fake made up country that lets Mgrill university in Montreall get taken over by nincompoops which is fine by Phbes and Marty & probably Jokey. But the admenstruation needs to put tariffs on Maryland where I am and...
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 04, 2025 4:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone jump in THE market today?
Replies: 10
Views: 1447

Re: Anyone jump in THE market today?

What kind of investments are available in THE market?

DC Smackmaster's crusty tube sock?
MCET wall art prominently featuring a massive red 14" cartoon dick?
Cuda's egg salad?
Scanner's compendium of conspiracy theories?
A 1/100,000 share of Hedges' collar?
by Rootbeer
Fri Apr 04, 2025 12:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Y’all got any questions…
Replies: 24
Views: 2580

Re: Y’all got any questions…

I've been ruminating on my whiteness. In some ways it's logical to think my people were created in a petri dish by a combination of shaman magic and weird science. How else do you get such an effective combination of hard work, good looks, inginuity, social order, and creativity? Assuming a master r...
by Rootbeer
Thu Apr 03, 2025 4:01 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Great News for the Padres
Replies: 11
Views: 5903

Re: Great News for the Padres

Merrill is a great talent. The Padres will fall apart in the playoff like always but enjoy the ride until then.
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 02, 2025 2:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We need more Mike Rowe
Replies: 28
Views: 3171

Re: We need more Mike Rowe

I feel this. I can't find a qualified technician. I'm training two newbies right now and it sucks.
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 02, 2025 4:14 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: MLB 2025 Predictions
Replies: 4
Views: 2351

Re: MLB 2025 Predictions

I might have Arizona too high in the NL West. I nailed the Rockies ranking though! (sorry, Biggie)
by Rootbeer
Wed Apr 02, 2025 4:12 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Bryan Woo
Replies: 8
Views: 4733

Re: Bryan Woo

That's impressive work from King.

Eovaldi also has a four seamer that peaks around 94mph.
He threw a 99 pitch shutout against the Reds tonight.
by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 01, 2025 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 4307

Re: It's Quiz Time

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by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 4307

Re: It's Quiz Time

bungle clone wrote: Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:50 am
be interesting to see what quizzes the rest of youse post from your wheelhouse.
I'll post one. Please hold.
by Rootbeer
Tue Apr 01, 2025 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Petition to elevate Dennard Summers to Sainthood
Replies: 9
Views: 1316

Petition to elevate Dennard Summers to Sainthood

Crowds flock to newest Catholic saint in Assisi — a millennial teen whose ordinariness is the draw Apparently this generation of kids needs a saint they can understand. So the Church picked a kid who died from leukemia 19 years ago? Huungh? Kids can't relate to death by leukemia. That's just silly....
by Rootbeer
Sun Mar 30, 2025 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13558

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Indeed, Mikey. The Devil is loose on the streets of Babylon. The rats are in the corn.