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by Jacktown Smack
Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 24092

They're real and they're spectacular...so I've gathered.
by Jacktown Smack
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 24092

timmay wrote:All of you get the fuck outta here. Like I told you back there. If T1b wanted some fukken tards, they know who to talk to.


scram
Make me, bitch.
by Jacktown Smack
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 24092

timmay wrote:ben you quoted TWIS and fired off at rumps :lol: KYOA bwahahaha.
Figured putting in the "Yeah" at the beginning to denote that I agree with TWIS would have been sufficient evidence as to what I was trying to do. Guess snot.
by Jacktown Smack
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 24092

dot dot dot ryan wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Jacktown Smack wrote: Yeah asspimple, what your doing here is just suicide...or smackicide or something of that nature.
Awe, did I insult your little boyfriend?

Foreskin...
Jacktown...

pattern established.
I think he was talking about Rumps...
Sharp like fucking spoon this guy.
by Jacktown Smack
Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1b barely has a pulse...
Replies: 367
Views: 24092

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Fuckedup Foreskin,
Please go back to SN and ask Timmay what we ever did to deserve you're posting here.
Yeah asspimple, what your doing here is just suicide...or smackicide or something of that nature.
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how should i get started?
Replies: 31
Views: 3194

silvurna wrote:Barbara Streisand is going on tour again....I can get you free tickets.
Can I fuck her beak whilst she yodels?
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how should i get started?
Replies: 31
Views: 3194

Mister Bushice wrote:Did you take a wrong turn? The bad stand up comic convention is one board over.
Was that bad standup? FUCK! I was going for fantastic interpretive dance. Back to the damn drawing board.
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how should i get started?
Replies: 31
Views: 3194

Mister Bushice wrote:Is stucknut pumping out their septic tanks this week?
Why, hungry?

(tip your waitress, try the veal)
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how should i get started?
Replies: 31
Views: 3194

Well this is entertaining. Somewhere between a kick in the junk by Albert Haynesworth and Hoagie O'Donnell sitting on my face for an hour.
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:36 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 21339

I've railed a few roughly of her girth in my day. Slumps need busting, gentlemen. Friends need friends to jump on the odd landmine. If one of the boys wanted to punish Wife's Friend in that pic but Wife wouldn't let the party get started, you feed me a few Surfer on Acids (or is it Surfers on Acid.....
by Jacktown Smack
Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:15 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 21339

RumpleForeskin wrote:Background info:
Fucked the wife in the in-laws pool and watched the jizz float out of her taco....blah blah blah. I hope this gets something started.
Was it yer jizz? you sure?
by Jacktown Smack
Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:53 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: New Member Here
Replies: 164
Views: 21339

Lubeless, well-lit, public prison sex would be a welcome diversion from what may be about to occur here.
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sinking of the Oriskany 17
Replies: 2
Views: 728

Geek moment, but wasn't this the ship that Viper served with Maverick's dad on in Top Gun?

I ask because I caught some of the movie...including the incredibly non-homoerotic, masculine volleyball scene...on Tuesday.
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) Jeff in SD, report here (g)
Replies: 139
Views: 13934

timmay wrote::shock:

I do buh-leev he up an' R U N N O F T


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Jeff got kilt this week, I believe he's startin' to turn.
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) Jeff in SD, report here (g)
Replies: 139
Views: 13934

You sound like Dog in Boise with that....oh wait, you used that epic line already.
I'd say I fucked your sister but I can't be sure she's not my daughter. Now I know you think that's just a Friday night soiree...
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) Jeff in SD, report here (g)
Replies: 139
Views: 13934

You'll be done by then?
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) Jeff in SD, report here (g)
Replies: 139
Views: 13934

Jeff, you disappoint me, my friend. Makes me regret putting that pin hole in the condom I sold your old man oh those many years ago. Well that is A OK, once your child is born with three arms just by the fact of the shithole you live in. I won't feel so bad. That would actually be a third leg...whi...
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) Jeff in SD, report here (g)
Replies: 139
Views: 13934

Wow, way to employ some current events in your smack. Nicely done. I've got some current events for you, you're about to get your ass handed to you.
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) Jeff in SD, report here (g)
Replies: 139
Views: 13934

Jeff, you disappoint me, my friend. Makes me regret putting that pin hole in the condom I sold your old man oh those many years ago.
by Jacktown Smack
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Its that time of year again
Replies: 23
Views: 1877

My favorite time of year was late summer/early fall when I lived in a neighborhood near a small private college. When all that gash was walking around, 17 - 22 year olds still in summer gear. Then those beautiful purses/bags that come across between the fun-bags were invented. Oh could life be any b...
by Jacktown Smack
Wed May 31, 2006 6:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) Jeff in SD, report here (g)
Replies: 139
Views: 13934

Smackeder smackeder smacksmacksmack Flurgasmack Fooglesmack smackemsmackemdoo.

Smackerdee,

Swedish Smacker
by Jacktown Smack
Mon May 15, 2006 1:56 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil are ROLLING!
Replies: 10
Views: 1733

Only problem is Edmonton and SJ are kicking the shit out of each other while Anaheim is recovering and resting.
by Jacktown Smack
Fri May 12, 2006 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Famous Drinks
Replies: 29
Views: 3123

Prairie Fire (common on 18th birthdays in Edmonton)

1 & 1/2 oz. shot of mid-quality tequila
Tabasco to color


Absolutely terrible shot.
by Jacktown Smack
Fri May 12, 2006 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ...why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
Replies: 40
Views: 3670

lk_pick1 wrote:No, its gross.
No, you're wrong. :lol:
by Jacktown Smack
Fri May 12, 2006 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ...why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
Replies: 40
Views: 3670

A.C. Crut wrote:slaw on your BBQ pork sammich is a staple, warsh it down wiff sweettea...taste so good make you slap your granny some
Rack 'im.
by Jacktown Smack
Fri May 12, 2006 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ...why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
Replies: 40
Views: 3670

4 king guy wrote:
Jacktown Smack wrote:
4 king guy wrote: It may be because they have BIG DICKS!!!

I happen to be Black Irish! and I can BBQ!!
What do you BBQ being Black Irish? Whisky-soaked potatoes?
Potatoes??? Maybe we should try that next.

Whiskey soaked Whiskey, seemed to be good enough!!
Beer-soaked whiskey's none too shabby.
by Jacktown Smack
Fri May 12, 2006 5:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ...why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
Replies: 40
Views: 3670

4 king guy wrote:
why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
It may be because they have BIG DICKS!!!

I happen to be Black Irish! and I can BBQ!!
What do you BBQ being Black Irish? Whisky-soaked potatoes?
by Jacktown Smack
Fri May 12, 2006 2:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ...why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
Replies: 40
Views: 3670

Found this some time ago when I was thinking about this very subject...sort of. Moreso the birth of BBQ rather than "why blacks", but same vein.

History of BBQ
by Jacktown Smack
Fri May 12, 2006 1:24 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: CBC announcer bias
Replies: 8
Views: 1334

JD wrote:
Jacktown Smack wrote:Oh, I grew up in Edmonton during the 80's...I might be a little biased.
Oh, you might smell like garlic and have a mullet too, then.
Not garlic so much...more bacon-y. And it's not a mullet up there. Tis "hockey hair".
by Jacktown Smack
Fri May 12, 2006 1:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you respond to ..
Replies: 14
Views: 1682

If I don't get a "thank you" for holding the door open I'll say "Anytime, sweetheart." The "sweetheart" usually pisses them off. If I don't get "good morning" response, usually go with some G-rated smartass comment. I'd love to drop a "fuckstick" on ...
by Jacktown Smack
Thu May 11, 2006 8:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Just in... Jimmy Smith is set to Retire
Replies: 20
Views: 3095

Better numbers than Michael Irvin but not as deadly (seemingly) as Michael Irvin. You didn't gameplan around Smith as you might have around Irvin. Tough call. I think they should both be in the Hall.
by Jacktown Smack
Thu May 11, 2006 8:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 10 deadliest animals
Replies: 24
Views: 2928

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by Jacktown Smack
Thu May 11, 2006 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I almost died on the crapper rant.
Replies: 41
Views: 3783

Nah, I got a few more I can pull out my ASS! (but Luth can't!) :lol: :lol: It's pretty tiring, I'm kind of wiped myself. We should stop these shitty jokes, we don't want to make any more enemas!! Sorry Jack, just throne you a softball there. I'll seat to it that this goes no further. Aw hell, that'...
by Jacktown Smack
Thu May 11, 2006 7:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I almost died on the crapper rant.
Replies: 41
Views: 3783

Jack wrote:
Jacktown Smack wrote:
Jack wrote:Luth,

Leave this shit up to the professionals because if you mess things up, it will really stink!!
Are you flush out of puns now?
Nah, I got a few more I can pull out my ASS!

(but Luth can't!)

:lol: :lol:
It's pretty tiring, I'm kind of wiped myself.
by Jacktown Smack
Thu May 11, 2006 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I almost died on the crapper rant.
Replies: 41
Views: 3783

Jack wrote:Luth,

Leave this shit up to the professionals because if you mess things up, it will really stink!!
Are you flush out of puns now?
by Jacktown Smack
Thu May 11, 2006 7:00 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: CBC announcer bias
Replies: 8
Views: 1334

I saw at least a half-dozen or more of those types of hits in every playoff game this year. The game misconduct did not hurt as much as the 5-minute major might have. If the opposing team scores on a 5-er, you're still short-handed. That sucks. Part of the problem is guys not wanting to get hit so t...
by Jacktown Smack
Thu May 11, 2006 6:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 10 deadliest animals
Replies: 24
Views: 2928

GOSH! Where's the frickin' liger, man?

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