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smackaholic wrote:best troll in a while.

btw, what exactly is an armbar?

It's what Matt Hughes used last night to damn near snap Royce Gracie's arm off.

Did I tell you about the time I submitted Ken Shamrock with a rear naked choke? Good times. Good times.

Y2K wrote:This thread sucks Hex Drive Deck Screws.

You just earned yourself an armbar.

I'm glad you're here. What is your beef with corded power tools? Sure, I like the cordless gear, but you have this knack of knowing everything about deck screw and tools. Please elaborate my dear friend. It all comes from my days of working with Bob Vila on This Old House. Not only was I a technica...

Taint wrote:Fucking horrible.


F-

*sigh*

Another hayter in da house.

Ahhhh but did you catch any monstrous salmonids afterwards? No? You sir are an imposter. You are god damn right I did! And I caught an airborne strand of gonorrhea from all the nasty unprotected sex I have been having, but I hit the lab and created a cure for that. I have patened that shit, and Pfi...

My act is anyway. Most of you know my game here, and if you don't, well, you do now. I am gifted in the art of damn near everything. Believe it. I'm so damn smooth that I post at least 500 posts every day because I want to educate you lemmings on the world as I see it. When Densedale types, people f...

Please allow me to clarify; armbars AND helicopter kicks are my specialty. I've been known to take out 6 Navy Seals at a time with my jiu-jitsu skills. I remember this one time, I was in the VIP section of a very popular celebrity hangout and Russell Crowe walks in with Tito Ortiz and they both star...