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by bishop
Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: R.I.P. - Kurt Vonnegut
Replies: 20
Views: 1004

tap tap
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

Not me sorry I've never seen that place before and judging by all the names with cities after them I won't be returning.
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

You don't get that undercoat, you get oxidation problems! http://www.reelfilm.com/images/fargo.jpg The real difference in your BS smack is I don't ask for them to buy the warranty or the undercoat I just work it in the deal where they can't see it. I.E. in the TT&L fine print which no one reads...
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

Listen, sport, I can tell you've got the savvy bit down. This ain't your first bar-b-que, capiche? :points back and forth between our eyes: Simpatico. We can do this. I need need need need need this sale. ~gets down on knees and grabs customer's pants zipper~ You forgot ::eyeball's his wife first::
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

You people have no clue how to sell.
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Match Battle Royale Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 574

It was great right up until I got bored after post 2
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

ChargerMike wrote:
bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
...what I'm trying to say is...I need to post pics of my tat to make myself look cool, even though I cried halfway through the ink job.
...wow!..you're too strong for me bishdip, I'll have to back off!
That or quit taking pics of dudes arms.
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:What kind of a deal can you give me for this 2002 A4?
I'm obliged to repeat this question. I'm willing to walk off this lot if you bitches don't make an offer.
Leave and don't come back, we don't deal here.
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

ChargerMike wrote:
Bishdip wrote:I don't have someone looking over my shoulder here, I don't make calls its a waste of time.

...what I'm trying to say is...I need to post pics of my tat to make myself look cool, even though I cried halfway through the ink job.
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

Then either you suck at sales or are not a salesman at all...... I was wondering how long it would take for some jackass to chim in with that remake. I've been in sales for over ten years cold calling is worthless. let me clarify so you understand, if I'm working a customer or have someone approved...
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

Are your ACT notes up to date? Sales Manager wants to see who your top 5 calls were today. Did you see your main client this week? I don't think you have enough contacts within your top client. You want a peek at those GlenGarry leads? I pay you to go out there and repreent our company, not just ta...
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

Other than fishing, what do you do for a living? Would you be shocked to hear I'm in sales. Are your ACT notes up to date? Sales Manager wants to see who your top 5 calls were today. Did you see your main client this week? I don't think you have enough contacts within your top client. You want a pe...
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

Bizzarofelice wrote:Other than fishing, what do you do for a living?
Would you be shocked to hear I'm in sales.
by bishop
Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2452

Hope the Roofer is around today.

I know with all the cool airplane work he partakes in he might not find the time. Then again no big deal if half asses building a 747 in between his epic posting, SURELY lives are not at stake. Got you to 11 bucks a hour yet?
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Roofer wrote:This avoidance of question has been brought to you by Bishop's School of Tarding.
You don't belong here, this board is beneath you.



You wrote my whole name out and should have ended it properly, there.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Cicero wrote:
bishop wrote:
Cicero wrote:So I guess by letting other people fight my battles I can still claim victory?
Sure whatever. Enjoy. Savor. Lust. Die.

You did a much better job of kicking your own ass than I ever could have done. Sometimes, Silence is fucking Golden.
Thanks for the lesson Mr. Rogers.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Cicero wrote:So I guess by letting other people fight my battles I can still claim victory?
Sure whatever. Enjoy. Savor. Lust. Die.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Fucking loser, you left out the reading comprehension portion of your special needs education. Jesus Christ Pedro it goes at the end of the name, logistics mean everything. So you mean your name on here isn't Bishop? What is it then? I thought so. Short bus much? You better stick to that other plac...
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Dinsdale wrote:
bishop wrote:You bumped a sticky dipshit. Funny but stupid.

Just in case you forgot what you wrote, here it is, in its entirety.


You might want to check on that "sticky" status-btw.
Epic catch ::whiffed high five::
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

You bumped a sticky dipshit. Funny but stupid.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

I hardly think anyone has owned me This can of course be attributed to the subtle genius that IS Cicero. The sneaky bastard is so clever, that you don't even know that you got PWN3D!!!! He's wrought many an unacknowledged asswhooping on unsuspecting posters over the years. We just tend to keep it a...
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

much to the chagrin of Dins.. Once again... What the hell are you talking about, dweeb? It warms my cockles to no end to see the young prodigy I've nutured so lovingly over these last few years doing so well in this venue. An Oompa Loompa can't dish out lessons like I've given my #1 niggah, Cicero....
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

You mean like Bishop dah notakehavinskirtwearinproudtobeeverybodysbitch dah tard? IN! Fucking loser you left out the dah Fucking loser, you left out the reading comprehension portion of your special needs education. Jesus Christ Pedro it goes at the end of the name, logistics mean everything.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Why is this shit thread a sticky again? Motherfuck, I hate how badly this place sucks horsecocks at times. agreed this place is worthless they need the letters dah at the end of everything here if they have any hopes of being dah shit. You mean like Bishopdahnotakehavinskirtwearinproudtobeeverybody...
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Raydah James wrote:Why is this shit thread a sticky again?





Motherfuck, I hate how badly this place sucks horsecocks at times.
agreed this place is worthless they need the letters dah at the end of everything here if they have any hopes of being dah shit.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Goober McTuber wrote:
bishop wrote:I post everywhere

Pretty safe to assume that you also suck everywhere.
Oh rack this dude for reading between the lines. Classy and creative screen name has the bitches dripping for action.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Atomic Punk wrote:Are you the Tard Train ambassador? Because I would love to post over at TT or .net but I doubt anyone listens to classic rock as much as I do and I fear not fitting in, thats why I roll here?
I post everywhere Jesse, you are more than welcome to hit up netrejects if no one else wants you.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Bishop is bringing 6 year-old smack. Not the age of the "smack" but the intented age group of his haymakers. Good job. Pile-on continues... Go ahead and add yourself to the list of queers here with a Uncle Jesse avatar. I'm guessing your a punk rocker who is "just keeping it real&quo...
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Still nothing real interesting here, how long before someone gets racked in this thread and then you can all go high five each other.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

PSUFAN wrote:so far, my self of steam has barely been touched.
More like so far no one is really impressed with anything, honestly it makes it hard to come up with anything here due to all the redirecting I've been getting. Does everyone here have a big brother or big sister to protect them.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So who the fuck is Dinsdale
Replies: 15
Views: 1107

ElvisMonster wrote:These aren't the droids you're looking for.
They'll do for now. :D . I gave up looking long ago, normally I'd cry faggot but ST references are funny. Your good people EM get busy.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

you'll just have to finish that bag of doritos and chocolate milk mom brought down for you. Simply awesome. How can anyone possibly recover from the dreaded "doritos/chocolate milk your mom brought down for you" smack? The same way you recovered from all those teen years of depression htt...
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

mvscal wrote:Don't hold back.
As your gym coached begged for a bit more effort from you. Take a look at yourself now. :(

Image
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Now remember I have a real world job to do so if I can't get back right away you'll just have to finish that bag of doritos and chocolate milk mom brought down for you. ...in other words: I know my smack is weak so it may take me some time to glean from other sites and sources. Hurry and go take an...
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

Now remember I have a real world job to do so if I can't get back right away you'll just have to finish that bag of doritos and chocolate milk mom brought down for you.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 4330

I see your vagina pulsating with anticipation for the deep dicking that awaits you.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The smack is flowing freely now
Replies: 26
Views: 2190

lk_pick1 wrote:
bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
...oxyMORON much?
You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.
It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie.
Agreed fags that put up their own arm tatoos for avatars just screams "mommy didn't love me"
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The smack is flowing freely now
Replies: 26
Views: 2190

Myself just like the many on here, have no real ability to run anyone, so if some of you assgrabbers don't mind please give me a helping hand trying to figure out a way to run this guy because I alone can't accomplish much. There right behind you bubba. Bishop, Just because you're more willing to d...
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The smack is flowing freely now
Replies: 26
Views: 2190

Roofer wrote:Myself just like the many on here, have no real ability to run anyone, so if some of you assgrabbers don't mind please give me a helping hand trying to figure out a way to run this guy because I alone can't accomplish much.
There right behind you bubba.
by bishop
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The smack is flowing freely now
Replies: 26
Views: 2190

ChargerMike wrote:
bishop wrote:
Cicero wrote:Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.
I'm not from .net dumbshit, take a look around I hate that place too.

...oxyMORON much?
You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.

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