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Dog

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
you "racked me" you must have been drunk. You collect massive amounts of booze. You have admitted to posting drunk. Moderation is not in your forte.

Cheers.

So posting drunk is frowned upon? Man, you guys have some high standards

Dog

If this board had one of those super kool + dealies (like Stucknut), Dog would get a -----> + . Dude - Stucknut is pretty much the lowest of the low. The kernels of corn in every poster here has more aptitude than any of those polyps over there will ever have. How can you lower yourself to post the...

Dog

RIP War Wagon.

Just popping in to pay respecks.

At one time I would throw away $50 each year to play fantasy football with you jackasses. I think War Wagon was one of them, although my memory fails me frequently.

Peace.

Dog

no-F-N-Joke wrote:Could these two pieces of shizzel be the most disgruntled old white fucks in the country?

Nah, my vote goes for the disgruntled old white fuck running for prez.

Dog

Or maybe bracket into day posters, night poster, and week-end posters. My .02 would be to keep the thing short. Or short bursts, spread out. We tried this at stucknut, where each poster was only aloud to make three posts over a 24-hour period. The idea was that it would make it quicker. The 24-hour...

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SaladTosser wrote:I'll go on record as saying I PMed Biggie like a little faggot and raised the suggestion that Dog should possibly be tossed from this competition like a Brontosaurus bone at a KC mini stop.

Really, no sweat off my back.

Dog

acid reflux. srry.

Dog

Charles De Mar wrote: You're gonna wake up one day and have nothing to do.....

That'd be nice. I can't wait.

Dog

Too late.

We already have Brock, Angie and the Frisky Kitty.

Dog

Its amazingly tragic that Goobs would jump on the bandwagon here, completely incapable of forming a thought of his own. Early onset Alzheimer's is a bitch, so he gets by. As for the pic of KN. The dude knows me, and I'm pretty sure he knows that I'd never, ever do that to him. So you didn't like the...

Dog

Holy Fuck, KN came out swinging.

Little does he know that a certain judge :ahem: could slip a pic of KN to Headhunter, so his wytching skilz could be used.

Dog

Credit Bagels for making SN Radio happen. His show is a "wannabe talk show host" concept. Most others pla more music and talk less. BTW, my show will be on Thursday from 8-10pm CST. This is in no way in any shape, form or fashion promotional propaganda. Oompa Loompa happy hour! Or is it m...

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RumpleForeskin wrote:The anticipation of the velo/Rumps thread is off the charts. Lets see who can wait who out longer, shall we?

I just can't stop thinking about it. I'm a wreck. I need to read it. Now.

Dog

Shameless plug in an attempt to get more than 4 listeners.

BTW, Bagels does produce some good redneck radio, with his incestuous southern drawl.

Dog

Diogenes wrote:So if I actually squeak by the mighty rumps (which would obviously mean the fix is in) is he going to need a new av?

Well, you got at least one vote

Dog

Your stupidity never ceases to baffle the fuck out of me. This is T1B. There us a direct inverse relationship between the weight my vote carries around this place and the weight your wife carries around her place. I'm flattered to think that believe my one post will influence the judges. Thanks, mang.

Dog

I call bullshit. I have been reading you for years, Cam, and I'm quite positive that you don't have ANY good material. Sorry. I like you and all. I think you are probably a decent dude in real life. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings or anything like that, but you're better off sticking to the sp...

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where do i collect my winnings? Not sure what "winnings" you're expecting to collect, but the betting window doesn't exist here, you FAT FUCKING RETARD. thanks for making me look good, i didnt even have to use my good material I call bullshit. I have been reading you for years, Cam, and I...

Dog

Chuck de Mars "Go Fuck Yourself" blast was the nail in the coffin. The dude's got "it"

Dog

Jsc810 wrote:
Dog wrote:It always pissed me off that I had 7 1/2 years of higher education and these used car salesmen were making three times as much money as I was.
And I thought I was bad cramming a four year degree into five years. Damn, being a 4th year sophmore sucks, huh? :P

But I sure had fun

Dog

Chuck de Mar, I had six car dealership in the Treasure Valley as clients of mine and I saw their payrolls. It always pissed me off that I had 7 1/2 years of higher education and these used car salesmen were making three times as much money as I was. I don't know about Goober's alleged past occupatio...

Dog

I'd have to say, on the whole I'm a bit disappointed. There are some gems in there, but much of it seems like the same old rehashed shit from every other attempted smackoff.

Dog

Jay in Phoenix wrote:I don't know PSU. Dog sort of strikes me more like the rest of the 'nutters. Androgynous.

When did I get neutered?

Dog

Link to what, i think 4-5 years the rays have won the season series vs both teams.... maybe not the sox as bad as the spankees Cam, you spew more shit out of that trap of yours than colitis guy eating mexican food. Rays record versus Yankees. 2002 - 5-13 2003 - 5-14 2004 - 4-15 2005 - 11-8 2006 - 5...

Dog

It seems that a "far too vaginal to participate" list is shaping up...big shocker. Look, there is one motherfucker out there that could dust EVERYONE ELSE. ONE motherfucker who grades out of a smackoff without lifting a finger. As such, his participation is not necessarily required (as mu...

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The field so far? Cellulite Queen Fat Ass Mouthy SumBitch Tard Another Tard Wet-Brained Fuck-Tard Pole Dancer Meth Addict Dog Dumb Fuck Ass Hole Another Dumb Fuck Conservative NeoCon Ass Wipe Alcoholic Dick Smoker Slut Pot Head Interesting list. I didn't realize that I had joined in the fray. I gue...

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Charles De Mar wrote:Just give me the prize now idiots.

Im representing Stucknut since that 's the last board to have banned me...though they let me back in unlike those cocksuckers at trolls.net

curious. what was your username at stucknut?

Dog

poptart wrote:Nice going, Dog.

Ahhh, now I feel better.

Dog

Do I get some kind of reward? A fancy sig that I can boast? A deece beer that I can toast? Some good weed that I can smoke? Or is winning this thing a joke?

Damnit! I want something!!!!

Dog

The only window switch I've ever had to replace, and this is after owning five Toyotas, was the one on my Chevrolet conversion van.

Granted, I don't drive a car much past 70,000 miles or so. So I've never had any problems with any of my Toyotas, but granted, I don't put many miles on a vehicle.

Dog

I don't know you well enough to know if you are gravitationally challenged or not, but your insistence of American made cars being better than Japanese made cars does make you a retard. Fat or not.

Dog

The cheating, lying, thieving, cock-sucking Patriots.

58 points

Dog

The only American cars I've ever owned have been trucks. But I'm considering the Toyota Tundra and Nissan Titan for my next one...but have been VERY happy with my Chevy Silverado. As far as passenger cars go....NFW I'd buy a ford/chevy/chrysler. They suck....Period. I'll probably never buy another n...

Dog

How many of you won't be able to field a full team for the SuperBowl?

I will be one person short....probably a kicker.

Dog

I don't think you can fully judge a message board without looking at the positive qualities of the people who post on it. The One Board has a long tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large... Yea, but What a shame that a few bad apples had to spoil a good time for everyone...

Dog

mvscal wrote:
Dog wrote:Its T1B! Everybody here is fat, stupid and gay.
But some are fatter, dumber and gayer than others.

touche

Dog

If a single pic like that gets you all riled up your issues are beyond help. There are rules here for a reason, dipshit. If anybody here gets "all riled up" over a "single pic" it's because our employers and IT departments tend to frown on pornography, you stupid fucking bastard...

Dog

OCmike wrote: Truth is, there's one candidate from each party that I'd consider voting for.

Same here. Care to share?

Dog

My newest goal in this life is to be taken off Dins ignore list. If I try really, really hard and put all my effort into it, I'm sure I can accomplish my dreams.

Dog

Has Dins always been a little anklebiter, or is he just in rare form today?

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