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by The phantorino
Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smoking Nazi's in Missouri can EAD
Replies: 40
Views: 2893

Youl've already made it

Sin
the Board
by The phantorino
Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jack Palance.......DEAD!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 748

Great B-Movie actor Rack him, and Crystal for seeing the comic repercussions of getting him the gig as Curly.

RIP
by The phantorino
Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smoking Nazi's in Missouri can EAD
Replies: 40
Views: 2893

the increased healthcare cost arguement the antismoke nazis bring up is ridiculous. You wanna know who raises healthcare costs? It's fukkers who live 30 years past retirement age, sucking away at the social security and medicare troughs. A fella that works all his life with a lucky strike hanging o...
by The phantorino
Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smoking Nazi's in Missouri can EAD
Replies: 40
Views: 2893

Mikey wrote:Anybody who can't support themselves in retirement should be turned into Soylent Green.

sayin'
in about 25 yreears, that's going to be about 30% of the States - be carefull what you wish for.

IT"S PEOPLE!!
by The phantorino
Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush wasn't the only person to get a rocket up his arse.
Replies: 17
Views: 1558

e wrote:note to self...point the rocket out your ass
..and light it thru your throat??
by The phantorino
Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Environment a priority for more Canadians, poll suggests
Replies: 1
Views: 422

Pound for Pound the canadians have to be the most intelligent people in the world. Not to mention compassionate - sometimns I'm in awe of the fucking place. Can you imagine Yanks gettig this worked up about something IMPORTANT??
by The phantorino
Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tories, Liberals in dead heat, poll finds
Replies: 2
Views: 685

Results of bad governemnt for $200 (Canadian) please, Alex
by The phantorino
Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Road to the Grey Cup
Replies: 6
Views: 919

2st
by The phantorino
Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:03 am
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Fantasy Premier League
Replies: 25
Views: 3340

But only for a pussy London side like ARSE-nal
by The phantorino
Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment- NOW!
Replies: 32
Views: 2694

Coods, dude - if she isn't a flaming carpet muncher, she's one of the best impressionists I've ever seen.

they may do coke together, but she prefers the tangy taco - I'm tellin' ya.
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Road to the Grey Cup
Replies: 6
Views: 919

Part of me sees the Leo's fucking themselves in the Ass again, even though I want to see them stuf Montreal again in the Grey Cup.

Whatever the result, Danny Barrett deserves to keep his job.
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Liberal Leadership
Replies: 10
Views: 914

Rack Rafe!!
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Ipso's owned by the conservatives?
Replies: 2
Views: 466

Question: Do you tink it's right for the Conservatove Governemnt ot follow on from the pprevious government's stance on Afghanistan

A:...er....yeah!

Voila! 54% of the country support Steve.
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Harper cuts and runs..
Replies: 2
Views: 563

They should be concentrating on strengthening economic ties with Europe, in readines for the day when the Yanks start going downhill. Say what you want about Chretien, but he was way ahead on the curve of doing this with China and India. Way to piss off your necxt big trading block, Steve, and stick...
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Election's over. Okay America, time to "Cut 'n Run"
Replies: 8
Views: 1076

Especially, if they stop some of the Oil getting out!!
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So glad they are happy.....
Replies: 8
Views: 691

Robert H. Reid must have had some time on his hands, today. More Muzzie baiting that no matter what the mid-term results were, somewhere east of the Med. wouldn't like it. I'm glad to see, though, that his rolodex is that packed with Arab and Israeli 'decision makers', he managed to come up with a q...
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: That phone rings one more goddamn time....
Replies: 31
Views: 2553

Not exactly sure what you’re trying to get at there regarding the Seinfeld reset. Oh well.... So phagorino, what exactly is your story? I thought you indicated you were in the UK. You show up daily at what would be somewhere around 9 to 10 PM there, and usually stay less than an hour. You post like...
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Letter from the new Secretary of State to Aggies
Replies: 2
Views: 353

Re: Letter from the new Secretary of State to Aggies

IndyFrisco wrote: Now onto our 3rd President at A&M in 4 years...
Yes, Fuck the defense department - let's get our priorities straight
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush: "Significant Announcement"
Replies: 8
Views: 772

He's gone back on the blow??
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not the best week to be Ted Haggard's Missus
Replies: 47
Views: 2686

You like doing things for others without expecting anything in return. You're not driven by the desire for money at all. You smile most of the time, in spite of debilitating pain. You make others laugh.
Oh, you mean Mvscal!!
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Will we witness the Islamic conquest of England in our life?
Replies: 13
Views: 1927

We will witness the entire 'first World' being "taken Over" by 'The Thirld World' in my lifetime, and I've got about 40 years if I continue with the milk.

Get ready for it - Black US President 12 years or so
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chuck, Trust Me. Leave Camilla. Take The Yak.
Replies: 3
Views: 578

the prince was introduced to one of Dins' girlfreinds; a huge, hairy black and white one weighing in at more than 300lb.
FTFY

Go, Chuck!!
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption
Replies: 10
Views: 1742

e wrote:"oh...this one's gonna stink!"
DAMN! Rack it!!
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: That phone rings one more goddamn time....
Replies: 31
Views: 2553

Ah, I wondedered when we were going tlo be subjecte dto a take (sic) from

I-have-my-life-pwned-by-the-modern-day-conveniences-meant-to help-us-but-are-in-fact-just handing-gobs of-cash-over-to-the-man
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State weirdness
Replies: 2
Views: 246

My take: Oklahomans may have voted their "discontent," or whatever you want to call it -- with the national picture, on the state level. Do you mean that they are easily confused, and didn't vote correctly? and they're from Oklahoma (where the wind comes right behind the rain?). Got it - ...
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If Allen drops a "Macaca" in his goodnight speech
Replies: 1
Views: 212

Don't you mean Macaque??
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Republicans up to same ole shenanigans
Replies: 39
Views: 2076

So, I think 'twas I that predicted a dem majority House and senate, and mvscal called me a rude name doubting my intelligence. Based on the fatcs we now know to be true, you can apoloigise whenever you like.

TIA
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: K-Fed booted by Britney
Replies: 26
Views: 1096

Nishlord wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:
TMZ.com wrote:Is Britney better off without him?
Yes 97%
No 3%
Total Votes: 39,030
How the hell did "no" even get 3%?
How the hell did over 39,000 people give enough of a fuck to care about this?
They don't have a life..unlike us, using their spare time constructively by posting here.
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iraq = Vietnam?
Replies: 43
Views: 1771

Atomic Punk wrote:
The phantorino wrote: I'm honestly interested in everyone's opnion (and that's all you are allowed to voice.).
My opinion is that you are a fucking tard.
Thanks for that! it was actually a way more intelligent response than I expected from you.

Now, back to the grown-ups
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: That phone rings one more goddamn time....
Replies: 31
Views: 2553

Don't answer the phone: there is nothing so important in anyone's life that it can't wait 10 mins for you to check messages. Rules in the Phantorino's house. Freedom means not being able to stop people calling you Freedom means you are allowed to get mad at them, and they don't give a shit. Let FREE...
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iraq = Vietnam?
Replies: 43
Views: 1771

Seriously, now (and I mean it.), how does the statement "let our boys finish what they started" (a laudible statement) exactly equal "Winning the war" (An end result that we all want.). Do you mean that if all orders are carried out, the miltary ends the job the way it was origin...
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: James Webb:"Boy's Penis in Father's Mouth 'Not a Sexual
Replies: 48
Views: 2049

and three years in a desert hell hole fighting 14 muzzies and a kid armed with decades-old dynamite is a RESOUNDING military success, right?

God, I hope that you are wrong and America DOESN'T run the world. if we all wake up tothat fact, we may as well end it right there and then.
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ManCow!
Replies: 5
Views: 421

Mikey wrote:I think they've already been working on this in Kansas City.
and the results are in the stands at Arrowhead
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The bitches call me Bond, Diddy Bond
Replies: 37
Views: 2908

Why do you hate black people?

Sin
D. Pippy
by The phantorino
Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Vote for Penix - for the kids
Replies: 3
Views: 241

mvscal wrote:I don't see any "hidden meaning". Aren't our children supposed to be the apple of our eyes?

I'm guessing you've just outted yourself as a sick, pedo freak. I'll look forward to seeing you on the next episode of Perverted Justice.
Rack !! Game Over !!
by The phantorino
Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something else to bicker over
Replies: 45
Views: 3648

And you ask what good are the Sunni insurgents doing? Getting mulched into fertilizer by Shiite death squads? Aha! the "Death Squad" card. Now, that's got everyone scared. Listen, lola, the only Death squad over there wears a Yankee uniform and runs Abu Graibh. Let's face it, half a trill...
by The phantorino
Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Something else to bicker over
Replies: 45
Views: 3648

Oh, I'm well aware of that. But please be aware that the next time you come running like pussies for help, you'll be told very politely to fuck off and sort out your own mess. How would Americans be able to sleep at night without the comfort of knowing the warm blanket of security the brits are pro...
by The phantorino
Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is just wonderful news
Replies: 3
Views: 341

Would The Seer please report to pick-up for his glass dick, please?
by The phantorino
Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The bitches call me Bond, Diddy Bond
Replies: 37
Views: 2908

the best you can offer in return is "you suck " or some sophomoric critisism based on a penis.


I see McTuber's been around again.
by The phantorino
Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: James Webb:"Boy's Penis in Father's Mouth 'Not a Sexual
Replies: 48
Views: 2049

What's the fucking point, pin head? You would only come out with another spew of presonal- beleif-shit masquerading as fact. I wouldn't want you to wet yourself with excitement this close tothe weekend.

Go and find some more arcana that proves you are 'right'.

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