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by Ken
Sun Feb 02, 2025 5:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-1-25
Replies: 15
Views: 546

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-1-25

Did you see this story, Ken? 11yo kid pulls the 1-of-1 Paul Skenes signature card. Kid's from LA, if you didn't already hate California enough. Yeah, have seen that. The story has made its rounds on the sports talk shows here over the past month or so. L'il dude did the right thing by choosing to a...
by Ken
Sat Feb 01, 2025 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-1-25
Replies: 15
Views: 546

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-1-25

https://i.imgur.com/6ZBZvSNl.png Ummmm, no. Noone in Pittsburgh is rooting for baseball season. Perennially suck and horrible ownership who is only interested in lining his pockets. The Pirates major free agent signing this offseason? Adam fucking Frazier. What a joke. Anyways, relaxing today. Just...
by Ken
Tue Jan 21, 2025 2:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yesterday in Washington
Replies: 73
Views: 3251

Re: Yesterday in Washington

Fuck the hell off. You didn't have the guts to stick around here after the election and you slinked out of here. The most pussy thing a pussy could do. Fuck off again, you POS.
by Ken
Fri Jan 17, 2025 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Full Buck Moon Shines This Weekend on Apollo 11 Moon Landing Anniversary
Replies: 109
Views: 24654

Re: Full Buck Moon Shines This Weekend on Apollo 11 Moon Landing Anniversary

You REALLY think the 1st laser was over 14 miles away? And, the 2nd 23 miles away? They have explained what they have done, they have shown where it was done Wow... so you're as gullible as you are ignorant. Sure, I could also post a map and drop a couple pins saying this is where I set up an 'expe...
by Ken
Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Full Buck Moon Shines This Weekend on Apollo 11 Moon Landing Anniversary
Replies: 109
Views: 24654

Re: Full Buck Moon Shines This Weekend on Apollo 11 Moon Landing Anniversary

Two lasers were fired simultaneously -- one 14.4 miles away and one 23 miles away. The two lasers, at greatly differing distances, were simultaneously visible, on the same line, on the horizon. You remain as one of the lowest life forms by believing in flat earth. You REALLY think the 1st laser was...
by Ken
Fri Jan 10, 2025 2:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Model MAGAt blown away by police
Replies: 7
Views: 353

Re: Model MAGAt blown away by police

kcdave wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 11:45 pm Screwy, welcome back.
Why? He's a poster who spews nothing but vitriol at anyone who doesn't align with his political beliefs. A genuine POS.
by Ken
Fri Jan 10, 2025 12:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fire in Pacific Palisades
Replies: 386
Views: 19169

Re: Fire in Pacific Palisades

So you ran away like a sniveling little cunt. Color me surprised. Maybe just fake news (again), but leaving Calif. seems to have been a "thing" for some time now. Wonder why..... This reminds me of all the idiot "libs" promising to leave the country if Republicans are elected. T...
by Ken
Thu Dec 19, 2024 10:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Flat Earth -- DEAD!!
Replies: 48
Views: 4003

Re: Flat Earth -- DEAD!!

I never speak about this issue with people. Thank fucking god (your head just exploded) that you don't disseminate/spread this completely ignorant, inaccurate, and woefully shortsighted garbage to our youth. I sincerely hope that you are truthful when you say that you never speak about this with pe...
by Ken
Tue Dec 10, 2024 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: want to see someone get shot?
Replies: 56
Views: 4166

Re: want to see someone get shot?

Scott from Anaheim wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2024 11:20 pm on his very person.
There's a Seinfeld reset in there somewhere, but I can't quite place it.
by Ken
Sat Nov 23, 2024 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-23-24
Replies: 13
Views: 2026

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-23-24

Triumph now playing. 8) Well, you can't spell Triumph w/out Trump. Just finished the last of the housecleaning in preparation for family visiting for Thanksgiving. Relaxation time now. May pour an early cocktail then settle in for the PSU game at 3:30. Might make myself some eggs benedict for dinne...
by Ken
Sun Nov 17, 2024 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-16-24
Replies: 27
Views: 3251

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-16-24

Oh, and to add, I'll likely be putzing around on the interwebs again tomorrow looking for a nice, warm-weather place for a vacation in February. Not much is off the table for me. Suggestions are welcome. Considering- Belize (been there already), Trinidad/Tobago, Jamaica, and Treasure Island, FL (be...
by Ken
Sun Nov 17, 2024 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-16-24
Replies: 27
Views: 3251

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-16-24

If you want peace and quiet---Sanibel Island here is back together. If glitter and crowds are your thing Fort Myers Beach is too. Been to Sanibel and enjoyed it. Thanks for the suggestion- definitely now on my list. And yes, peace and quiet is what I prefer. As far as Ft. Myers goes, our company ha...
by Ken
Sun Nov 17, 2024 6:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-16-24
Replies: 27
Views: 3251

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-16-24

Ken, check out Merida , Yucatán, with the Progreso beach nearby. Those two articles don't come close to capturing the area, it is beautiful. We have our villa not far from there, we love it. You'll want to spend at least a week there. I have nearly zero interest in Mexico. The only way I would visi...
by Ken
Sun Nov 17, 2024 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-16-24
Replies: 27
Views: 3251

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-16-24

Oh, and to add, I'll likely be putzing around on the interwebs again tomorrow looking for a nice, warm-weather place for a vacation in February. Not much is off the table for me. Suggestions are welcome. Considering- Belize (been there already), Trinidad/Tobago, Jamaica, and Treasure Island, FL (bee...
by Ken
Sun Nov 17, 2024 2:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-16-24
Replies: 27
Views: 3251

Re: Weekend Roll Call 11-16-24

Pretty lazy day for me today. Slept in- I love to do that on the weekends. I detest mornings. Hit up the grocery store for some lunchmeats, cheese, and a bun for an italian hoagie for dinner. Built a fire in the fireplace at around 2:30PM and settled in for some CFB, especially PSU. Wasn't too worri...
by Ken
Fri Nov 15, 2024 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I bought a horse last night!
Replies: 123
Views: 12726

Re: I bought a horse last night!

Improbable Luck Update Due to wet weather in Louisville, Improbable Luck’s work for this week—which otherwise would have been today—was pushed back. Subsequently, he came up with a leg infection (common in muddy conditions) and fever. The barn does not seem overly concerned about it at this time, a...
by Ken
Fri Nov 08, 2024 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 952
Views: 408197

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Strawman, are you trying to stoop as low as the some of the other posters of the liberal leaning here at T1B? Just enjoy the win and be better than them. It's pretty unbecoming.

BTW, the post was pretty non-funny, to be sure.
by Ken
Wed Nov 06, 2024 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You know who you are
Replies: 94
Views: 10772

Re: You know who you are

There are very few posters here who I would NEVER want to meet in real life. With that said, SM is most certainly one of them. A total piece of shit. He's someone who spews nothing but vitriol. In umbrella fashion he calls people terrible names, labels them as racists, facists, nazis, etc. simply an...
by Ken
Sat Nov 02, 2024 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Roevember
Replies: 64
Views: 6242

Re: Happy Roevember

Destroying a human fetus is a horrific act. Other than for medical reasons, rape, or incest, it’s murder in my opinion. SS, you and I are generally on the same page politically (I'm probably even more conservative than you are). But this comment rubs the wrong way, and frankly, can't believe none o...
by Ken
Thu Oct 31, 2024 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what are you dressing up as for Halloween?
Replies: 15
Views: 1339

Re: what are you dressing up as for Halloween?

Perhaps it's just me, but I think an adult in a professional office/setting/atmosphere that dresses up in a costume is very much unprofessional. Present yourself professionally each and every day. If you want to don a costume this eve for the kids that come by and trick or treat or for a halloween p...
by Ken
Sat Oct 26, 2024 6:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Nifty to be Fifty
Replies: 22
Views: 3016

Re: It's Nifty to be Fifty

Someone forgot the '3' in front of 'fifty'.
by Ken
Sat Oct 26, 2024 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-26-24
Replies: 19
Views: 2195

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-26-24

Not sure if I have ever mentioned this here before, but I fucking detest fall. #1. I very much dislike cold weather. I actually don't mind it if it is snowing, but for the most part, I can't stand it. To me, fall is the appetizer leading up to the long, cold winter. Further, it causes me to have muc...
by Ken
Sun Oct 13, 2024 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The latest Harris/Walz TV ad
Replies: 35
Views: 2605

Re: The latest Harris/Walz TV ad

While I generally agree with d-town's political leanings, I am comfortable in saying that he continues to be a complete dumbfuck.
by Ken
Sat Oct 05, 2024 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-5-24
Replies: 12
Views: 1211

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-5-24

Wife wanted eggs Benedict this morning Probably my favorite meal ever. Perhaps even more so than a medium rare ribeye. I HATE eating in the morning (the thought of it actually turns my stomach), but if eggs bennie are an option, I'll partake. It's actually something I'll occasionally make for a wee...
by Ken
Wed Oct 02, 2024 11:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: College Gameday in Bezerkeley
Replies: 63
Views: 3098

Re: College Gameday in Bezerkeley

Roux wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2024 10:32 pm I'm just now realizing that Miami at Cal

is a conference game. wtf
Well, when you're a perennially shit team and get ignored by the Big10, SEC, and even the Big12 (lol) during this recent realignment, you kneel down, open up, and accept an ACC 'invite'.
by Ken
Tue Oct 01, 2024 12:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: College Gameday in Bezerkeley
Replies: 63
Views: 3098

Re: College Gameday in Bezerkeley

Sure, it's a complete troll job, but whatever.

#1. There's a reason Cal has never been visited by Gameday
#2. There's a reason Gameday is visiting Cal this weekend, i.e. ugly, fat girl in the corner of the dance hall
by Ken
Mon Sep 30, 2024 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Storm Incoming!
Replies: 261
Views: 16665

Re: Storm Incoming!

Good man, Roux. An extremely successful friend in NC has been sending info about the disaster. I mention his success and wealth because he cannot get to his home. There is no water, no power, few roads that are passable, nothing. If anyone could be okay thru this, it would be him. He’s trying to ge...
by Ken
Sat Sep 28, 2024 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Storm Incoming!
Replies: 261
Views: 16665

Re: Storm Incoming!

Dr_Phibes wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:11 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 10:30 pm Am I going to hell if I laughed at that?
Just go with the flow.
Aaaaaand... rack

Love me some Phibes.
by Ken
Fri Sep 27, 2024 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Storm Incoming!
Replies: 261
Views: 16665

Re: Storm Incoming!

FiatLux wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 3:53 am Another dud.
And another dud of a post from you.
This hurricane will go down as one of the most destructive and costly in US history.
by Ken
Sun Sep 22, 2024 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-21-24
Replies: 21
Views: 1943

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-21-24

Wild brook trout in those mountain streams are like fresh water barracuda. Once when fishing a stream in the Catskills, my son caught a nice 9 inches. It had a swollen belly so I cut it open to see what it had eaten. Insidevwas a snake about 10" long. Amazing. Enjoy. Yes, wild brookies are ver...
by Ken
Sat Sep 21, 2024 5:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-21-24
Replies: 21
Views: 1943

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-21-24

Killington Brewfest today, nice hiking up here yesterday. https://i.postimg.cc/Qtpq9qqz/20240920-165632.jpg If you zoom in, left of middle, you can see the Brewfest venue. Peace! Twis Killington is wonderful. As a matter fact, just returned from there for a few days visit w/family who lives there. ...
by Ken
Wed Sep 18, 2024 11:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well I've Never:
Replies: 21
Views: 2074

Re: Well I've Never:

I've also never had an energy drink. However, I do distinctly remember around 1986 or so while in Jr. High, I took a No Doz pill from a friend while in school. Gym was shortly thereafter and kickball was the event for that day. I fucking crushed it. Then, about an hour later, I crashed in the nurse'...
by Ken
Mon Sep 16, 2024 10:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Main Clown
Replies: 36
Views: 3037

Re: The Main Clown

Solid analysis, Bat. Best I've heard anywhere on the internet. R-A-C-K the breakdown. What I can't wrap my head around is why anyone would spend that much mental energy on something like this. I swear, 'bat must just sit in front of a computer and analyze completely insignificant shit all day... no...
by Ken
Mon Sep 16, 2024 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Main Clown
Replies: 36
Views: 3037

Re: The Main Clown

Solid analysis, Bat. Best I've heard anywhere on the internet. R-A-C-K the breakdown. What I can't wrap my head around is why anyone would spend that much mental energy on something like this. I swear, 'bat must just sit in front of a computer and analyze completely insignificant shit all day... no...
by Ken
Fri Aug 30, 2024 11:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Looking good is the best revenge
Replies: 5
Views: 598

Re: Looking good is the best revenge

Ran into an old girlfriend from a long time ago. She was gorgeous back then. She broke my heart, did me wrong and it took me awhile to get over it. There we were, face-to-face. “Damn” I thought. “What happened to you?” “Hi, Bobby42” she said. “How are you doing? You are looking good.” “So do you.” ...
by Ken
Sun Aug 25, 2024 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 8-24-24
Replies: 20
Views: 1593

Re: Weekend Roll Call 8-24-24

That was an entertaining demonstration. There's certainly a limit to how much of that guy I could watch at once. I understand. Again, he's created a character, normally he looks like this: Ummmm, that POS was fired from the LA State Police a couple/few years ago for fleeing the scene of a drunken b...
by Ken
Sat Aug 24, 2024 6:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 8-24-24
Replies: 20
Views: 1593

Re: Weekend Roll Call 8-24-24

Returned yesterday from a week-long work trip to the finger lakes region of NY for work. Did take a co-worker from WA to Niagara Falls on the way back. She had never been there, so it felt good to me to be able to make that happen for her. Yardwork earlier today and probably tomorrow also, then back...
by Ken
Sun Aug 18, 2024 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
Replies: 77
Views: 6219

Re: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here

I'm all about making things easy. In this instance, instead of boiling them yourself and then cleaning them, just buy the tails already prepared: https://i.postimg.cc/nL2qkjGR/resize.webp Frozen tails are fine but, to clarify, make absofuckinglutely sure you are buying legit LA crawfish tails. DO N...
by Ken
Sun Aug 18, 2024 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
Replies: 77
Views: 6219

Re: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here

Being half Slovak, as is much of the 'burgh, I'll bring a tray of pierogies. Potato/cheese filled. Given Roux's posts, I wonder how they would taste with crawfish inside. I'm betting they would be outstanding. Better let me sample ‘em first, make sure they’re safe for the rest of the gourmands. I d...
by Ken
Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
Replies: 77
Views: 6219

Re: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here

Being half Slovak, as is much of the 'burgh, I'll bring a tray of pierogies. Potato/cheese filled. Given Roux's posts, I wonder how they would taste with crawfish inside. I'm betting they would be outstanding.