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by smackaholic
Sat May 03, 2025 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 5241

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

FiatLux wrote:Religion has a tendency to fuck people up.

-The real God
People don’t need help from religion. They’re perfectly capable of fukking up in a secular fashion.


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by smackaholic
Sat May 03, 2025 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1699
Views: 641517

A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

I have been spending long hours at the Capitol because of Session. There would be a lot of people there if it was just the people working, but there's also the public and tourists there, so it is packed full. Or in other words, a big petri dish. And sure enough, I have caught something and it has k...
by smackaholic
Sat May 03, 2025 1:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27009

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Religion: 7* Teachers: 9* Drag queens: 1 Democrats: 2* Republicans: 4* Musician: 1* *one was LGBT also Teachers, and often ministry workers, also, are in a position where they can have access to youth. Drag queens, politicians, and musicians, generally not so much. So, I don't know that your number...
by smackaholic
Thu Apr 24, 2025 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Changes the new Pope should implement:
Replies: 48
Views: 5241

Re: Changes the new Pope should implement:

And the Cardinals have to stop wearing dresses. Sam thinks that makes them mentally ill. Wearing a dress doesn’t make you mentally ill. It makes you weird and likely a fag. Voluntarily mutilating yourself or artificially altering your hormones in the thought that it will make you something you aren...
by smackaholic
Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 11158

Re: Death pool speed round

Speaking of Popemobiles, any guesses on the new one?

I’m guessing Escalade with spinners.

Could also be a Jeepney or maybe ‘64 Impala low rider.

Outside chance it’s an F-150.


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by smackaholic
Mon Apr 21, 2025 11:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 11158

Re: Death pool speed round

Too bad Benny punched out a few years back.

Does the RCC allow bull pen appearances?


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by smackaholic
Mon Apr 21, 2025 10:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 11158

Death pool speed round

About fukkin’ time.

Woulda been cool if he punched out on GF in a hold my beer moment to try to come back on Easter.


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by smackaholic
Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Congrats to the Gators. Didn’t have a dog in the fight but couldn’t help but root for the Cougars. Not sure how to explain how an UltraMAGANazifascist like me decides to root for what looks like a team from the Houston projects, but I did. Don’t tell Elon. I’d hate to be thrown out of the club. One ...
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 06, 2025 11:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

March Madness 2025, call it!

While the guys here in Huskyland are taking a breather, Geno is up to his old tricks. The girls are just prison raping bitches like they did in the teens. They’ll make it an even dozen this afternoon, getting a little revenge from the only time they’ve lost a final. Ohhh, and a pre-emptive fukk you ...
by smackaholic
Sun Apr 06, 2025 10:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 13482

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Is this how you are going to act from now on? Or is this a childish phase you're going through? Childish phase for Miguel should set in by the 30s when he’ll be in a diaper in some LoCal convalescent home ranting about Trump even though we’ll be a few years into the Vance Administration. Sent from ...
by smackaholic
Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

That is total 100% bullshit. It's true. Houston, Austin, San Antonio and El Paso. Very liberal. When was the last time you were in Texas? Pssst... Houston is the most international city in the country. Just a heads up. I know this because I still have a house and property there. Austin is what you ...
by smackaholic
Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Believe it or not. If it weren't for Dallas and all the small towns. Texas would be more liberal than California. I shit you not. That is total 100% bullshit. It's true. Houston, Austin, San Antonio and El Paso. Very liberal. When was the last time you were in Texas? Pssst... Houston is the most in...
by smackaholic
Wed Apr 02, 2025 12:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iced Man
Replies: 19
Views: 2622

Re: Iced Man

Carson wrote:
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 4:19 am Nailed the cause of death
Nope.

Pneumonia, not cancer.
Need to get a ruling on this.

Yeah, it was pneumonia, but likely brought on by cancer.


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by smackaholic
Mon Mar 31, 2025 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27009

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

What 14th amendment privileges are being threatened? Hmmmm. Probably birthright citizenship, privileges and immunities, due process, and equal protection, but there could be more. We're talking about trannies not illegal aliens. Demotards haven't been this worked up since 1865. SCOTUS will sort out...
by smackaholic
Mon Mar 31, 2025 11:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 5831
Views: 1425766

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

There is no domestic supply chain. Who's going to build it? How long will this take? Who's going to pay for it? The existing one took decades upon decades to establish. How many jobs will this create? This isn't 1955, a factory that employed 2000 people back then would employ 200 now. The whole rea...
by smackaholic
Sun Mar 30, 2025 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27009

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Actually Sam makes a valid point, and I stand corrected. Being a drag queen is an action, something that a person does, and not a characteristic that you are born with. An action that only a small fraction does. Similarly, only a small fraction are librarians, folk singers, lacrosse players, and co...
by smackaholic
Fri Mar 28, 2025 1:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27009

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

As has been clearly shown, there are more pedophiles who have a (R) next to their name, as compared to whatever group you are attempting to marginalize. Likewise, more church officials who are pedophiles than them as well. That’s a ludicrous statement, Chip. It's beyond ludicrous. Would that make i...
by smackaholic
Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27009

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Surely there are photos somewhere, but I don't have any. I would have posted it if I had it. Still have funny memories of going shopping with the costume designer to try to find women's heels that would fit my size 14 foot. Never found some, so they added to the length of the heel strap to make it ...
by smackaholic
Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 185
Views: 27009

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Good, they belong in prison. Still not a drag queen. I take it you don’t think drag queens are mentally ill? Well, I do not personally know any current ones, but my guess is that some of them are, but most of them are not. I certainly do not think that all drag queens are mentally ill. The same typ...
by smackaholic
Tue Mar 25, 2025 4:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yeah, and people in hell want icewater.
Replies: 13
Views: 1991

Yeah, and people in hell want icewater.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/luigi-mangione-wants-a-laptop-in-jail-while-he-awaits-trial-in-killing-of-unitedhealthcare-ceo/ar-AA1BCjwR?ocid=TobArticle Poor Luigi wants his laptop, huh? There are some kids out there that want their dad, but they can't have him because you pumped a few rounds in...
by smackaholic
Mon Mar 24, 2025 11:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George Foreman: Grilled
Replies: 11
Views: 2059

Re: George Foreman: Grilled

Actually, the best title would have been...

DOWN GOES FOREMAN!!!! DOWN GOES FOREMAN!!!
by smackaholic
Sun Mar 23, 2025 10:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Songs that need to be played at 11.
Replies: 21
Views: 3148

Re: Songs that need to be played at 11.

Unchained, VH needs to be turned up to at least 12.


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by smackaholic
Sun Mar 23, 2025 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Songs that need to be played at 11.
Replies: 21
Views: 3148

Re: Songs that need to be played at 11.

Mikey wrote:“Ode to Joy” from Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.

“The House is Rockin’” by SRV
My SRV pick would be Crossfire.

Good pick with OTJ. Plenty of Wagner falls into that category also.


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by smackaholic
Sun Mar 23, 2025 3:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Songs that need to be played at 11.
Replies: 21
Views: 3148

Songs that need to be played at 11.

Out here putzing around in the garage listening to 2112. Half way through Temples of Syrinx, I realized I need to up my garage hifi game. Listening to this through Bluetooth car stereo just doesn’t cut it. Geddy’s screaming and Alex’s guitar part on this just has to be played at levels that will cau...
by smackaholic
Sun Mar 23, 2025 12:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George Foreman: Grilled
Replies: 11
Views: 2059

Re: George Foreman: Grilled

That would work as well.
by smackaholic
Sat Mar 22, 2025 11:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George Foreman: Grilled
Replies: 11
Views: 2059

Re: George Foreman: Grilled

d-townmike wrote: Sat Mar 22, 2025 3:18 am Rack the thread title!
I almost went with "Dope, roped" on my GD thread.
by smackaholic
Sat Mar 22, 2025 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George Foreman: Grilled
Replies: 11
Views: 2059

Re: George Foreman: Grilled

https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/485608170_10232385574816020_997274285220486744_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s600x600_tt6&_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=833d8c&_nc_ohc=PDaT6A5zReUQ7kNvgFIaidy&_nc_oc=AdlwOQUI8zxsMnX65e8z2n6uI0g39VBR0VA66RkcjZwMjh1NYvGbHuG9eFR4-h5aCts&_nc_...
by smackaholic
Sat Mar 22, 2025 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Foreman grilled.
Replies: 5
Views: 1070

Re: Foreman grilled.

Was he knocked out with a glass dique? He even duplicated the thread title. :hammer: Yeah, that’s like a dual penetration glass dique!!!! I scanned the first page certain that someone had grilled George already, but didn’t see anything….until after I posted it. Probably could have deleted it, but f...
by smackaholic
Sat Mar 22, 2025 12:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 45938

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

I'm sure glad that Abbott is focused like a laser on the important issues! You don’t have children, do you? You don’t think it’s important that kids are learning math and science rather than having to deal with the behavior of the mentally ill ? The problem isn’t that we have to deal with the menta...
by smackaholic
Sat Mar 22, 2025 12:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George Foreman: Grilled
Replies: 11
Views: 2059

Re: George Foreman: Grilled

George Foreman, American boxing legend and entrepreneur, dead at 76 https://nypost.com/2025/03/21/sports/george-foreman-american-boxing-legend-and-entrepreneur-dead-at-76/ Looks like I’ve been glass diqued. Fukking Tapatalk updates almost as fast as my work app. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
by smackaholic
Sat Mar 22, 2025 12:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Foreman grilled.
Replies: 5
Views: 1070

Foreman grilled.

Boxer, pitchman and nice guy, goes down for the count.


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by smackaholic
Fri Mar 21, 2025 1:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: JFK was a homo!
Replies: 4
Views: 846

Re: JFK was a homo!

Roux wrote:First gay President?


Image


Link
Nope.


There’s a good case to be made for Hoover.

There’s a lot of noise about Lincoln, but I think that was just a lot of homo propaganda.


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by smackaholic
Thu Mar 13, 2025 6:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Replies: 303
Views: 45938

Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo

Here’s one that’s off the charts fukked up.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/03/13/us/w ... tepmom-hnk


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by smackaholic
Wed Mar 12, 2025 11:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Since this dump doesn’t have enough racially incendiary topics…
Replies: 27
Views: 2069

Re: Since this dump doesn’t have enough racially incendiary topics…

Roux wrote:I disagree.

We have too many orange people now, definitely do not need any more.
So, you’re not necessarily against helping people who have been persecuted, just so long as they’re on your side?

That’s mighty white of you.


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by smackaholic
Tue Mar 11, 2025 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Since this dump doesn’t have enough racially incendiary topics…
Replies: 27
Views: 2069

Re: Since this dump doesn’t have enough racially incendiary topics…

OK here's a racially incendiary topic. Trump wants to offer basically immediate citizenship to any white South African farmers who want to move to the US. Everybody else can fuck off. Thoughts? Fair. Would your take be different if the president was offering immediate citizenship to black South Afr...
by smackaholic
Tue Mar 11, 2025 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Since this dump doesn’t have enough racially incendiary topics…
Replies: 27
Views: 2069

Re: Since this dump doesn’t have enough racially incendiary topics…

Trouble is, said apartheid ended, voluntarily, I might add, many years ago. Voluntarily? Yes. Not that there wasn't a great deal of pressure from the rest of the world. They really didn't have much of a choice. In the end, they did agree to a peaceful end to apartheid. And then what happened? Pleas...
by smackaholic
Tue Mar 11, 2025 4:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Since this dump doesn’t have enough racially incendiary topics…
Replies: 27
Views: 2069

Re: Since this dump doesn’t have enough racially incendiary topics…

The SA white farmers are suffering from what is basically payback for apartheid. Trouble is, said apartheid ended, voluntarily, I might add, many years ago. You could argue they actually have a legitimate asylum case. The question is, who should take them? We have plenty of farmers. I would look to ...
by smackaholic
Mon Mar 10, 2025 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Since this dump doesn’t have enough racially incendiary topics…
Replies: 27
Views: 2069

Re: Since this dump doesn’t have enough racially incendiary topics…

Typical "throw spaghetti against the wall & see if anything sticks" tactic... As a matter of fact (as one would expect) "restraint tactics"/weapon less defensive tactics was part of the Post-certified LE academy I went through & completed. When it comes to UOF what's don...
by smackaholic
Mon Mar 10, 2025 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-8-25
Replies: 32
Views: 3767

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-8-25

I’m not casting aspersions any particular individuals but the biggest assholes on the road (on average) are mostly driving BMW, Lexus, Audi, Rover or Tesla. You left out a major player in the asshole Olympics. What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine? The porcupine has its pricks on ...
by smackaholic
Mon Mar 10, 2025 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-8-25
Replies: 32
Views: 3767

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-8-25

I’m not casting aspersions any particular individuals but the biggest assholes on the road (on average) are mostly driving BMW, Lexus, Audi, Rover or Tesla. BMW has always been the standard bearer for asshole drivers, but Audi has made a solid run at them over the last decade. And I consider myself...